Joe Wicks #18 The Messiah’s children are shoeless and his parenting is clueless

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Brummiebird

Congratulations @SnarkShark82 on the genius thread title. A free copy of the Burpee Bears is winging it’s way to you (because they ain’t selling well ).

Previous thread recap :-

The self proclaimed Messiah, his glamour model wife Dozie and their children Indigo, Marlon and Leni went on a jaunt to Singapore and Australia. This was a month long work trip which consisted of Joe being an on stage Children’s entertainer for about 4 hours in total over the whole month. He also did a tv appearance and a few radio shows to spread the message globally about what a prick he is. How he managed to fit all that work in between trashing several Air BnBs and binge eating every evening is a mystery to us all.
Highlights of the trip include him posting footage of his baby in a shit filled nappy, his older two children being unwashed and feral and Joe posting lots of pictures of Dozie’s tits (his career is going tits up so you never know when she may have to get hers out again).
He’s still bleating on about his shit childhood holidaying in the South of France like most children of impoverished smackheads do.
 
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Asparagus123

Well done @SnarkShark82
Sending you an extra spoon of chia seeds and 5 blueberries 🫐
Unfortunately the messiah is heading back to us lovely lucky lot
 
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VC10

He suffers from "deluded twat victimhood syndrome"
 
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JayRad

SnarkShark82 said:
Prediction - he’s going to get worse
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The real prediction needs to be, when he comes back is he going to get ‘on it’ for a couple of weeks, post some topless mirror selfies and then go on a massive eating/drinking binge, or the other way around?!
Considering most good PTs will talk about the idea of a sustainable lifestyle plan, its really baffling how many people listen to this douche
 
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Multi-21

He’s eaten every meal out while he’s been away (plenty of treats as well) so surely he needs to do some healthy eating content once he’s back.
 
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Lalalala1212

“Since I’ve been back my mindset around food has really changed”
Cut to him downing gin tons and eating 10x slices of toast and marmalade 2 days later
 
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JayRad

Multi-21 said:
He’s eaten every meal out while he’s been away (plenty of treats as well) so surely he needs to do some healthy eating content once he’s back.
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You’d think so but usually he seems to do better when he’s away from home then comes back and binges so god knows how this one is going to play out
 
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Bugsymalone


Has indie wrote my family and Marley???? Does she not even think he’s part of the family! That poor boy. Joe really does annoy the hell out of me!
 
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Clare

Loving that recap
 
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tinypathers

Just so pissed off with the lack of care for his children’s safety (along with Mrs hunch and Stacey swashamon). Dangerous sleeping, letting them run feral, no bedtime routine etc etc quite apart from the online exposure to all the pervs of the dark web. Just horrible parenting all round. Poor kids. I look at indie doing twirls and poses in her heels and fancy frocks and think “are you actually trying to make her appeal to the dregs of society?”. Take the poor child off the internet and let her be an innocent child not a performing seal.
 
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