Joe Sugg #18 Everything except the baby is #ad #gifted

[Fillyjonk]

I think during their first Strictly rehearsal when Dianne called out “ Come in if you’re good looking!”, that Joe shouldn’t have entered the room.

I’m only joshing………. or am I?

he has to be invited in like his spindly predecessor

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

That was in his London bachelor pad.

I honestly think Joes vlogs should come with a disclaimer
'Whilst the people you see are real these vlogs have been created for monetary and entertainment purposes'

I know we've talked about it here before but all I remember from those post SCD days was him trying to pretend there was nothing going on then that infamous scene where he was talking to the vlog saying 'Lots of you are asking about Dianne and yeah we're still friends and I'll see her around sometime so don't worry' meanwhile reflected in the glass doors of his apartment was Dianne right there needing to hide out of shot !
He was blatantly trying to keep her on the down low but to actually lie as though he's in a boy band and couldn't be seen to have girlfriend, was just cringe.

 

[PurvyPanda]

I honestly think Joes vlogs should come with a disclaimer
'Whilst the people you see are real these vlogs have been created for monetary and entertainment purposes'

I know we've talked about it here before but all I remember from those post SCD days was him trying to pretend there was nothing going on then that infamous scene where he was talking to the vlog saying 'Lots of you are asking about Dianne and yeah we're still friends and I'll see her around sometime so don't worry' meanwhile reflected in the glass doors of his apartment was Dianne right there needing to hide out of shot !
He was blatantly trying to keep her on the down low but to actually lie as though he's in a boy band and couldn't be seen to have girlfriend, was just cringe.

Yeah, cos she’s the one who’s punching?

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

Yeah, cos she’s the one who’s punching?

No one puts Buswell in the corner
Britt might of done as she was told for a fumble with YouTube's answer to Hugh Grant but Di was having none of it

 

[TotalMystery]

No one puts Buswell in the corner
Britt might of done as she was told for a fumble with YouTube's answer to Hugh Grant but Di was having none of it

Hugh Grant? I just snorted my coffee, thanks!

I vaguely remember Joe saying that he was worried how his fans would react to him having a girlfriend. I definitely remember Dianne being forced to change hotel because a group of those lovelies was hounding her about Max George(?) They decided she was cheating on Joe. With Max George! Really?!

Some of those fans were vile. A few of them were even turning up at her hotel, which made the BBC increase security for all the dancers. There are some seriously deranged people out there. Bloody scary really. So, she's clearly a strong bird. Then again, she needs to be to put up with some of his juvenile twonkery.

As an aside; in his pictures Joe carefully (as in several times) tagged the first hotel from their recent trip so if it wasn't a hashtagged this time, they're being set up for the future. Not that I'm at all cynical.

Hugh Grant, indeed?! I'm still snorting.

 

[Mums84]

Dianne truly works hard to get them bills paid as I just couldn't

 

[Mums84]

He's like the little boy in the secret garden before he got strength in his legs

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

As an aside; in his pictures Joe carefully (as in several times) tagged the first hotel from their recent trip so if it wasn't a hashtagged this time, they're being set up for the future. Not that I'm at all cynical.

Yeah I'm not cynical either but ...
If something isn't #gifted then we all know its paid for.

Surely Dianne thanked Joe off camera so to then have to say on the vlog for all to see Joe treated us to this, Joe bought us this stay, thank you Joe .
Sharing publicly who didn't pay and who has forked out surely that's no ones business unless its to make someone look good

 

[PurvyPanda]

Yeah I'm not cynical either but ...
If something isn't #gifted then we all know its paid for.

Surely Dianne thanked Joe off camera so to then have to say on the vlog for all to see Joe treated us to this, Joe bought us this stay, thank you Joe .
Sharing publicly who didn't pay and who has forked out surely that's no ones business unless its to make someone look good

I cringe at the amount of free stuff these people get. They really are quite shameless considering they are already loaded and extremely fortunate.

Can you imagine making that call to the hotel to say ‘oh hi, yeah, about that freebie….’ It is so gross.

Joe certainly learnt from the best - his sister. She’s been rinsing poor Tullys Farm for years. Even getting her friend employee, Holly, to drive a whole big ass transit van down there to fill it up with as much as she could land her tiny teeny abnormally smol hands on. No wonder these freeloading tight fisted siblings are so rich. They don’t actually pay for anything.
Joe and Dianne will probably have a free rug in the next vlog. Lets place bets on it.

 

[November_again]

I cringe at the amount of free stuff these people get. They really are quite shameless considering they are already loaded and extremely fortunate.

Can you imagine making that call to the hotel to say ‘oh hi, yeah, about that freebie….’ It is so gross.

Joe certainly learnt from the best - his sister. She’s been rinsing poor Tullys Farm for years. Even getting her friend employee, Holly, to drive a whole big ass transit van down there to fill it up with as much as she could land her tiny teeny abnormally smol hands on. No wonder these freeloading tight fisted siblings are so rich. They don’t actually pay for anything.
Joe and Dianne will probably have a free rug in the next vlog. Lets place bets on it.

I find Joe even more shameless than Zoe. The way demanding things for free has become second nature to him without feeling the slightest bit of embarrassment about it. Same goes for Dianne.

When he still lived in London, he used to call a catering business last minute to ask "if they could set him up" with free food platters for his birthday parties every single year.
It's already repulsive when a multi millionaire is holding out his grubby hands for all the freebies, but to actively call and ask a small business for free catering multiple years when those 500 pounds are pocket change to you is a new level of greed.

Same with his garden. He said landscaping is expensive and he would only do it if a business offered to do it for free and that he had already reached out to one. You'd think a guy who used to thatch roofs would understand the value of physical labor.

I also believe that Zoe would rather pay a team of designers and trades people these days to have her rooms exactly as she imagined instead of going with the freebie like Joe did with his man cave and office. But that's a mindset transformation I don't ever see Joe and Dianne make.

 

[Ivegone]

I find Joe even more shameless than Zoe. The way demanding things for free has become second nature to him without feeling the slightest bit of embarrassment about it. Same goes for Dianne.

When he still lived in London, he used to call a catering business last minute to ask "if they could set him up" with free food platters for his birthday parties every single year.
It's already repulsive when a multi millionaire is holding out his grubby hands for all the freebies, but to actively call and ask a small business for free catering multiple years when those 500 pounds are pocket change to you is a new level of greed.

Same with his garden. He said landscaping is expensive and he would only do it if a business offered to do it for free and that he had already reached out to one. You'd think a guy who used to thatch roofs would understand the value of physical labor.

I also believe that Zoe would rather pay a team of designers and trades people these days to have her rooms exactly as she imagined instead of going with the freebie like Joe did with his man cave and office. But that's a mindset transformation I don't ever see Joe and Dianne make.

It's absolutely disgusting and so wasteful for the planet environment etc and what is it teaching the kids

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

I find Joe even more shameless than Zoe. The way demanding things for free has become second nature to him without feeling the slightest bit of embarrassment about it. Same goes for Dianne.

Joes very subtle with his begs and he's only interested in big ticket items, He's not getting out of bed for Lush bath bomb sets.

'If anyone knows anything about how I can get a brand new computer set up, yeah just let me know guys'

'If anyone knows how I can get big a media wall created, yeah feel free hit me up'

If anyone knows how to create an office space with built in units etc, yeah I'm all ears help me out '

I'm just waiting for if 'Anyone knows of an airline that takes babies or any hotels in exclusive foreign destinations that are child friendly, yeah let me know because we need ideas'

Oh piss off Joe

 

[November_again]

Joes very subtle with his begs and he's only interested in big ticket items, He's not getting out of bed for Lush bath bomb sets.

'If anyone knows anything about how I can get a brand new computer set up, yeah just let me know guys'

'If anyone knows how I can get big a media wall created, yeah feel free hit me up'

If anyone knows how to create an office space with built in units etc, yeah I'm all ears help me out '

I'm just waiting for if 'Anyone knows of an airline that takes babies or any hotels in exclusive foreign destinations that are child friendly, yeah let me know because we need ideas'

Oh piss off Joe

I wonder if they'll be successful in scamming a car out of a business now that Dianne has announced in the vlogs that she's ready to let the mini go and that she wants to replace it with a new car.

 

[PurvyPanda]

Joes very subtle with his begs and he's only interested in big ticket items, He's not getting out of bed for Lush bath bomb sets.

'If anyone knows anything about how I can get a brand new computer set up, yeah just let me know guys'

'If anyone knows how I can get big a media wall created, yeah feel free hit me up'

If anyone knows how to create an office space with built in units etc, yeah I'm all ears help me out '

I'm just waiting for if 'Anyone knows of an airline that takes babies or any hotels in exclusive foreign destinations that are child friendly, yeah let me know because we need ideas'

Oh piss off Joe

Do you know what, sometimes I feel harsh when i’ve been on here, leaving a scathing remark, or poking fun at how weak and puny and undesirable Joe is. I feel snide when i’m watching the vlog, and cackle out loud when I remember that his nickname is ‘Spindles’.

I soon get over it when I learn what an opportunistic, greedy, grasping, stingy, whingey, chauvinistic, coat tail riding goon he is.

 

[Mums84]

I wonder if they'll be successful in scamming a car out of a business now that Dianne has announced in the vlogs that she's ready to let the mini go and that she wants to replace it with a new car.

'Does anyone know who sells or makes cars guys?'

 

[November_again]

'Does anyone know who sells or makes cars guys?'

There's a clear playbook for gifting:

Step 1: announce in a vlog or Instagram story that there's a big purchase/ project you're thinking about doing this year

Step 2: follow up a few weeks later saying you've done some research and now know what you want and share the details being as precise as possible, so the right businesses get in touch

Step 3: if no one bites, contact businesses yourself and sell them the ultimate exposure dream

 

[Jelly Bean]

Joes very subtle with his begs and he's only interested in big ticket items, He's not getting out of bed for Lush bath bomb sets.

'If anyone knows anything about how I can get a brand new computer set up, yeah just let me know guys'

'If anyone knows how I can get big a media wall created, yeah feel free hit me up'

If anyone knows how to create an office space with built in units etc, yeah I'm all ears help me out '

I'm just waiting for if 'Anyone knows of an airline that takes babies or any hotels in exclusive foreign destinations that are child friendly, yeah let me know because we need ideas'

Oh piss off Joe

And never any hint they'd offset all the free stuff with a donation to an appropriate charity. Just take take take.
Horrible.

 

[sueh21]

I wonder if they'll be successful in scamming a car out of a business now that Dianne has announced in the vlogs that she's ready to let the mini go and that she wants to replace it with a new car.

They will probably get one.Amy has a free car and she hasn’t got the followers that Dianne has
Haven’t seen the ridiculous cakes that they used to get recently,they were such a waste,you know they never got eaten.

 

[GoldSilver]

Surely no one would want to get in a car with Dianne driving.

 

[TotalMystery]

Surely no one would want to get in a car with Dianne driving.

I'd worry about her ability to focus and we've all seen her interesting parking on video. However, if Joe's driving I'd ask to be dropped at the corner nearest our destination because apparently he has real conniption over parking. No one wants to be with him when he's stropping about a space to put the car.

All together now, "TAXI"