Joe Sugg #18 Everything except the baby is #ad #gifted

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I'd worry about her ability to focus and we've all seen her interesting parking on video. However, if Joe's driving I'd ask to be dropped at the corner nearest our destination because apparently he has real conniption over parking. No one wants to be with him when he's stropping about a space to put the car.

All together now, "TAXI"
And yet he had to get himself a pen enlargement car that's so big that he can barely look over the steering wheel and made him have a full meltdown when they drove through Bruges where the streets were built for less pompous cars.
 
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So apparently Joe spends hours talking to Bowie in a Mickey Mouse voice (Dianne's socials). Does he not realise that everything that he is listening to, the sounds that he is trying to repeat, and the mouth movements that he is watching and trying to mimic are all setting him up to learn to talk? 'Hours' of Mickey Mouse are not necessarily helpful at all.
 
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Well, I guess they were Under Pressure to find a name.
And Joe doesn’t seem to have noticed all the Changes that have happened from Bowie’s birth and that Ashes to Ashes is where his old life should be. They’ll also need to figure out what type of schooling they’re going to do in Five Years. Let’s at least hope they don’t name their next kid Ziggy, as that would Rock n Roll Suicide.
 
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So apparently Joe spends hours talking to Bowie in a Mickey Mouse voice (Dianne's socials). Does he not realise that everything that he is listening to, the sounds that he is trying to repeat, and the mouth movements that he is watching and trying to mimic are all setting him up to learn to talk? 'Hours' of Mickey Mouse are not necessarily helpful at all.
The thought of that is making my skin crawl 😅 Imagine having to hear your partner talking in a mickey mouse voice for hours, while you're probably running on little sleep, hormones still all over the place etc. I would have told him to shut up the first time he did it 🙊😅
 
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I wonder if they'll be successful in scamming a car out of a business now that Dianne has announced in the vlogs that she's ready to let the mini go and that she wants to replace it with a new car.
Well they are driving that free Kia - seems his defender has disappeared and they are in. This to go all over the country.
 
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That bloody '90s room' is getting on my very last nerve. Joe's not going to get around to building it. He'll just keep buying more and more stuff that reminds him of his childhood (yawn!) until the loft is so full he can't open the hatch.
 
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So apparently Joe spends hours talking to Bowie in a Mickey Mouse voice (Dianne's socials). Does he not realise that everything that he is listening to, the sounds that he is trying to repeat, and the mouth movements that he is watching and trying to mimic are all setting him up to learn to talk? 'Hours' of Mickey Mouse are not necessarily helpful at all.
Honestly I still can't get over it .

Trying to learn the familiar sounds of his parents voice as you say its a big part of any babies development and Joes lying for HOURS doing an American accent specifically mickey mouse, what are they thinking !?!

He needs to hear his actual Dad just being gentle and reassuring

Its like nothing I've ever seen from a parent ever ... all you want is for them to know you and your voice 😞

I dread to think when this little boy actually does start to speak some of the gobbledygook he'll come out with, why would you want your child mimicking that nonsense .
 
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in diannes new vlog she told chris they called him bowden because of a hill where joe used to live.....
 
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Diannes vlog last night she was showing joe outfits she had bought for bowie,he couldnt have looked more disinterested if he tried

Also think dianne is going to feel bit lost when mark and rina go home,when she mentioned that mum and bubs club at the cinema you could tell she wanted people around (hope she goes to that btw would be good for her to have mum friends)
 
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Did I hear correctly? When they were in one of the recent hotels, did Dianne actually say that she was having her first bath in forever that was longer than two minutes and was hot? That's ridiculous. Surely that wacky water heating system can be backed up by an electrically controlled boiler that provides hot water when it's needed?

Can't Joe just reach out for hashtagged help? He found it easy enough to do to get his office and media wall for free.
 
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Diannes vlog last night she was showing joe outfits she had bought for bowie,he couldnt have looked more disinterested if he tried

Also think dianne is going to feel bit lost when mark and rina go home,when she mentioned that mum and bubs club at the cinema you could tell she wanted people around (hope she goes to that btw would be good for her to have mum friends)
he’d probably be more interested if she showed him some 90s plastic garbage so Bowden can recreate Joe’s childhood bar for bar
 
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I'm still in disbelief that Joe's dad seriously couldn't be bothered to meet his grandson and needed Joe to drive to him a month later.
Zoe and Tracey drove to London the day he was born to meet him, Tracy's mother (who's in her 80s) made the long journey down, Mark and Rina flew halfway across the world to be there as soon as possible and help out and this guy is retired and faffing around on his boat and can't be arsed and Joe still idolizes him and thinks he'll suddenly show up for his son in a few years for adventures? He must be a total stranger to Ottie and Novie.
 
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Diannes vlog last night she was showing joe outfits she had bought for bowie,he couldnt have looked more disinterested if he tried

Also think dianne is going to feel bit lost when mark and rina go home,when she mentioned that mum and bubs club at the cinema you could tell she wanted people around (hope she goes to that btw would be good for her to have mum friends)
100% agree with you. He was so disinterested. When her mum and dad go back I hope she will be ok. Being a first time mum can be lonely and i know Dianne has got Joe at home all day but Is he really ’there’ - I have my doubts.
 
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Joe is only interested in Joe. Everything is him, the whole house his him, the decor is his, he does all the art. He’s only interesting in things he chooses, everything to replicate him. I couldn’t deal with his need to control everything.
 
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Joe is only interested in Joe. Everything is him, the whole house his him, the decor is his, he does all the art. He’s only interesting in things he chooses, everything to replicate him. I couldn’t deal with his need to control everything.
It was very revealing when he said the 90s room was going to be a Joe Sugg childhood replica. As if Dianne wasn't a kid in the 90s too and had certain toys and movies that she loved as a child. But of course he doesn't want anything from her childhood in his precious nostalgia room.
 
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In Dianne’s latest vlog Rina made the most delicious looking breakfast of toast, scrambled eggs and smashed avocado; with a rocket nest on top filled with pomegranate, feta, chopped red onion and tomatoes; and a small side of ratatouille. Gorgeous! She had to make Jo his own special ten year old plate though, consisting of only toast, avo, rocket and a smidgeon of feta. Poor thing, still waiting for his tastebuds to develop. Bowden might beat him to it.
 

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I'm still in disbelief that Joe's dad seriously couldn't be bothered to meet his grandson and needed Joe to drive to him a month later.
Zoe and Tracey drove to London the day he was born to meet him, Tracy's mother (who's in her 80s) made the long journey down, Mark and Rina flew halfway across the world to be there as soon as possible and help out and this guy is retired and faffing around on his boat and can't be arsed and Joe still idolizes him and thinks he'll suddenly show up for his son in a few years for adventures? He must be a total stranger to Ottie and Novie.
yep this is a no go red flag if ever there was one. Why should a new parent drive all that way dirupting a tiny babies routine having to bring loads of stuff why couldnt he 1 person go to them i'm sure joe could have paid for a taxi or whatever. THis is like my mum she moans shes never met her grandkids but i'm not travelling 3 hours with 2 kids and all their tit because she can't be arsed
 
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