Title by @MeghanSnarkle
Since the last thread Joe and Dianne moved from their nice homey house with the lovely wild garden filled with deer and rabbits to a shiny soulless mansion with a plastic lawn that was previously owned and designed by a footballer. There's no accounting for taste I suppose
Joe continues to be boring, so the chat has mostly been about the 20 year old manchild that Dianne has been partnered with on this year's Strictly. When he's not thinking it's hilarious to show Dianne his arse in the training room or walking down the street with his hands down his pants, he's putting his foot in his mouth every time he opens it. It started with him saying Dianne was going to know his kids, which she was quick to clarify he meant as an Auntie figure, complete with dinosaur sandwiches, and then Bobby said Dianne was like his sister who he fancies a bit and he's falling in love with her Freud would have a field day with this.
Then there was a weird atmosphere after their dance last weekend and Dianne got emotional, which caused a lot of speculation as to wtf that was all about. In classic Daily Mail style, there was a story about Dianne 'breaking her silence' by saying she loves Joe's roast potatoes (not a euphemism), and now the latest articles are about the cryptic post she made about how people only see a tiny bit of her life. U OK hun?
Since the last thread Joe and Dianne moved from their nice homey house with the lovely wild garden filled with deer and rabbits to a shiny soulless mansion with a plastic lawn that was previously owned and designed by a footballer. There's no accounting for taste I suppose
Joe continues to be boring, so the chat has mostly been about the 20 year old manchild that Dianne has been partnered with on this year's Strictly. When he's not thinking it's hilarious to show Dianne his arse in the training room or walking down the street with his hands down his pants, he's putting his foot in his mouth every time he opens it. It started with him saying Dianne was going to know his kids, which she was quick to clarify he meant as an Auntie figure, complete with dinosaur sandwiches, and then Bobby said Dianne was like his sister who he fancies a bit and he's falling in love with her Freud would have a field day with this.
Then there was a weird atmosphere after their dance last weekend and Dianne got emotional, which caused a lot of speculation as to wtf that was all about. In classic Daily Mail style, there was a story about Dianne 'breaking her silence' by saying she loves Joe's roast potatoes (not a euphemism), and now the latest articles are about the cryptic post she made about how people only see a tiny bit of her life. U OK hun?