Joanne Larby #18 Owns ALL the land and cried at water, is she Bull McCabe's long lost daughter?

[Inspector Gadget]

Far far away, in the very southern tip of the land
A place you'd struggle to even get broadband

Settled an ex-Killester native, by the name of Joanne
The locals whispered of her, as a notorious con-man.

Using Adams hair for hair ad's instead of her own,
It was the lies and deceit for which she was well known.

Editing her photos beyond recognition and belief,
Poor Larb could never understand all the hate & grief.

Along came baby River in early twenty twenty two,
Since then it's been non stop drivel about EBF and poo.

135k followers most of which are named Mohammed and Abdul,
Poor River will be breastfed until the day he starts secondary school.

 

[poppyseed1]

Shook that River’s first swing isn’t a hand carved swing crafted from an oak tree imported in from the garden of Eden

 

[Blond3g1rl]

New house. New face.

 

[I'm luvvin it hunz]

She actually made herself some food? I'm genuinely shocked as they seem to eat out all day every day. No mention of Vegan this or that lately. Infact she's posted fish, cheese etc quite a lot. Another flash in the pan personality for ole Jojo.

Oh, you mustn't know, she's quite reserved about it, but Joanne was actually pregnant, and a bit like Mary, she was about to deliver something special Earth Side, when she birthed River, not under the moon with Storm chewing through the umbilical cord unfortunately, but a trauma birth with a scalpel, anyway,she then lifted this gift to her magical tit and produced milk, it's a thing called breast feeding. That's how amazing Jojo is. She can actually feed a babe from her own breasts. Mind blowing, I know.
So she had to temporarily halt her vegan personality just to ensure Riv gets all the fish oils you know. This is just one example of how authentic and selfless Jojo actually is.
Each and every morning before the sun rises and hits the enchanting corners of Broadmeadow cottage Jojo rises from her rehab beige sad room, puts Riv on her right tit, Adam on her left, and both boys suckle happily untill it's time to wander over to the donkey enclosure and start their whimsically precious day.

 

[I'm luvvin it hunz]

You'd swear it was a Ben Dunne gym she was opening up in her back garden. It's a little fartbox of a thing.

This is just what you see tho. You must not have milk coursing through your breasts.
Jojo sees, a hidden oasis of calm just a short dreamy stroll from the main house, down an intricately paved walkway turning left at the delightful sight of the rescued Donkeys and their grateful stare, through the original door dating back to before Christ, designed by a castrated Monk, on into the private home gym where she manifests her London gym bunny fake pics body, hops up onto her 2nd hand Argos exercise bike and peddles furiously whilst knowing Madam is inside the main building also looking at her photos of London gym bunny fake pics body and wishing she looked even a mild resemblance to the filtered to fuck pics of who she pretends to be. While he has a delicious and furious wank.

 

[I got up at 5am]

Have we ever seen the little fella at a playground, soft play, etc…..?

He doesn’t have the time. He’s working on his dissertation at the moment

 

[poppyseed1]

Hyacinth: It's my sister Violet! She's the one with the Mercedes, swimming pool, and room for a pony.

 

[Mitten41]

Just looking at her photo there of the little fella (not Adam) in the swing and the perfectly average house in the country and wondering why she can’t be happy with her lot…..why does she have to dress it up and pretend she’s something she is not

 

[Inspector Gadget]

"Raising children who won't have to recover from their childhood is a powerful parenting goal"

Oh trust me Joanne, that child will have a few things to recover from when he gets older..

1. Having a camera in his face at every waking moment from the moment he was born.
2. Being filmed while being breastfed.
3. Having a mother who is pedantic about every little thing and fears not being in control.
4. Not socialising with other infants his own age and living as a reculse.
5. A mother who is pretentious and pretends she's something she is not.
6. A father who enables it all.

The list goes on.

 

[Jellybb]

What the fuck is decor for a high chair?? She would want to go away and have a good shit for herself she is an absolute joke! The childs birthday is in a month he is ONE the party is for her and that other weirdo that she is engaged to

 

[lavendervase]

Oh my God she is absolutely mental. You can see in those posts she’s trying to convince herself and no one else is buying it.
She never ever ever looked like that video and the fact she’s even saying it’s not photoshopped just proves it is because who in their right mind would think of saying that about an authentic picture of themselves?
She’s not motivated because she filters herself to shite and has body dismorphia.
The latest spiel about breastfeeding, news flash Joanne ALL mothers go through the same thing! I HATE the constant self righteous “Breast feeding mothers” crap she comes out with. She has no clue about motherhood in the slightest she has one child who isn’t even one. I have 3 kids the oldest is 10 and I still haven’t a clue sho how she can bleat on like mother Teresa baffles me. Also Joanne my husband and I haven’t had a date night in over 3 years and I’m certainly not still breast feeding anyone so again not excluding to BrEaSt FeEdInG mothers.
As for Adam I’m convinced he’s as bad as her if not worse for allowing her shite if that was my partner showing my child’s arse, photoshopping himself to look like Michael Jackson, lying about absolutely everything, patronising everyone in the world and calling a driveway an avenue his phone would be taken off him and given to the donkeys until he was well enough to have it back.

 

[BabyKangaroo]

It's good to see her stationery getting some use. Now back it goes into the clear pencil case labelled "highlighters".

 

[ny_style]

You can always rely on Joanne for truly epic levels of wankery.

 

[lavendervase]

“I commissioned someone locally to make our rustic fireplace beam”…
You asked someone to bring you a plank of wood you pretentious dose.

 

[dee_mc]

I've been wracking my brains for months trying to figure out who Adam reminds me of.
Today it came to me: he's the head of Graham Dwyer.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Thread 18 on Joanne Larby

Recap of #17: LAND.

As you were x

 

[Jellybb]

what a fucking sanctimonious obnoxious rant she's having this evening, it's actually laughable whens she on her high horse analysing "trolls" trying to make out they are unhappy disturbed people who ultimately will need therapy for their underlying issues and insecurities...... like that's has to be what's wrong with you if you watch Joanne's stories and can spot her absolute bullshite a mile off. look how easily she mentioned "ending a mom friendship IMMEDIATELY" when she found out she had a fake account... what about all the people that ended friendships and relationships and work relationships with you for being a horrible person.

And what about Joanne having a load of fake accounts *laura napes

 

[Scarbouro]

Howling at her saying that they're only in the spare room for the time being because of Rivers night wakings and it's easier to go into him. She can't wait to do up the main bedroom That was a dig at us saying her bedroom is very small.

She lives in a Dormer bungalow for gods sake not Kensington Palace! It's not like she has to traipse across another wing to get to River's bedroom. She's absolutely tapped! She tries to justify absolutely everything. Like the majority of Dormer bungalow layouts, my own included, there's 2/3 bedrooms to the front and 2 /3 to the back! All within small walking distances to each other. Does she ever hear herself??

And don't get me started on the child trying to say book!

 

[BabyKangaroo]

"One of the slickest Airbnb stays"

 

[lavendervase]

Oh my God she really is an actual nutter!!
She “unfriended” someone for having a fake account???
This from the woman who buys a constant stream of fake designer tat. Who pretended to be a solicitor? Ripped off her friends business? Lied about domestic abuse? Lied about being mixed race? “Naturally sallow” was called out by her step brother for lying about their father and demanding he buy her an apartment? The woman who made money lying about the size of her clothes?!
She is the worst of the worst when it comes to lies and the only reason she has her “happy country life” is because she made a holy show of herself in Dublin and became a complete and utter laughing stock, she edited herself so much she couldn’t be seen in public.
I’ll say it again, what a sad little life Joanne.