Please feel free to add on to this recap!
Jess went back to the same Maldives resort she took Will to. Other than her thrush medication, she also took Stevie and his parents. Shot the usual content – handstand, king pigeon, arse cheek spreading photos. As per her usual, she came back not feeling great mentally and physically.
Moved to Whitton, which is closer to Hounslow than Twickenham but they tell people they live in Twickenham anyway!
Within the week, complained about their neighbours. But it’s ok because we think their neighbours are laughing at Jess and Stevie's lack of gardening skills.
In the new house, our Jess started doing GRWM lives at 11am but didn’t last more than a week. We couldn’t tell if it was because there’s a plane flying overhead every other minute or if this was just Jess being Jess, not able to follow through on anything.
Copies other creators’ work blatantly. At least put in a bit of effort to make it look different, won’t you Jess?
FINALLY, the rather anti-climactic mat launch is here! After telling everyone for one whole damn year before it finally happened.
The website launched with chunks of lorem ipsum filler text and photos of her bare backside:
The launch didn’t seem to do too well. Jess hardly promoted it on her own IG or TikTok. As we predicted, she spiralled within a week of launch.
In fact, the launch was so bad that she started talking to herself in the comments:
This.is.olie now has one employee. His name is Stevie.
Her reels are so repetitive, she constantly says she wants to HELP us (lol). She begs her sister, boyfriend, mum, boyfriend’s parents and dogs to comment. Jess pretending to be her dog Sky is getting a bit out of hand but we hope she’s still ok in the head.
We don’t know if Jess is losing followers or her hairline faster but we think it’s equally fast.
This comment sums up all of Jess’s reels the best:
Oh and let’s not forget QVC ding dong Stevie. Still begging for that Barebells/Whoop/Gymshark brand deal to come through. Constantly telling everyone to join his group on Whoop so they can monitor each other’s sleep stats.
He makes pilot his entire personality.
We have to ask tho, what happened to his cryto and NFT investment?
These two together are insufferable. They tried to offer a “generous” £20 tip to a restaurant for delivery and the owner declined.
Last but not least, Jess wants you all to know she wears size XS
As you were...
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The last post on This Is Olie was 8 days ago. I think it's fair to say the mat launch didn't go as anticipated.
Jess went back to the same Maldives resort she took Will to. Other than her thrush medication, she also took Stevie and his parents. Shot the usual content – handstand, king pigeon, arse cheek spreading photos. As per her usual, she came back not feeling great mentally and physically.
Moved to Whitton, which is closer to Hounslow than Twickenham but they tell people they live in Twickenham anyway!
Within the week, complained about their neighbours. But it’s ok because we think their neighbours are laughing at Jess and Stevie's lack of gardening skills.
In the new house, our Jess started doing GRWM lives at 11am but didn’t last more than a week. We couldn’t tell if it was because there’s a plane flying overhead every other minute or if this was just Jess being Jess, not able to follow through on anything.
Copies other creators’ work blatantly. At least put in a bit of effort to make it look different, won’t you Jess?
FINALLY, the rather anti-climactic mat launch is here! After telling everyone for one whole damn year before it finally happened.
The website launched with chunks of lorem ipsum filler text and photos of her bare backside:
The launch didn’t seem to do too well. Jess hardly promoted it on her own IG or TikTok. As we predicted, she spiralled within a week of launch.
In fact, the launch was so bad that she started talking to herself in the comments:
This.is.olie now has one employee. His name is Stevie.
Her reels are so repetitive, she constantly says she wants to HELP us (lol). She begs her sister, boyfriend, mum, boyfriend’s parents and dogs to comment. Jess pretending to be her dog Sky is getting a bit out of hand but we hope she’s still ok in the head.
We don’t know if Jess is losing followers or her hairline faster but we think it’s equally fast.
This comment sums up all of Jess’s reels the best:
Oh and let’s not forget QVC ding dong Stevie. Still begging for that Barebells/Whoop/Gymshark brand deal to come through. Constantly telling everyone to join his group on Whoop so they can monitor each other’s sleep stats.
He makes pilot his entire personality.
We have to ask tho, what happened to his cryto and NFT investment?
These two together are insufferable. They tried to offer a “generous” £20 tip to a restaurant for delivery and the owner declined.
Last but not least, Jess wants you all to know she wears size XS
As you were...
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The last post on This Is Olie was 8 days ago. I think it's fair to say the mat launch didn't go as anticipated.
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(and may I add ‘haha’ in response to your new avatar 
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it's like a running theme with her. Something fails/bothers her - radio silence - mentions something about struggling to show up on socials - more silence - says she's sick.
