JesselleKing

[centreaisle]

she only has two modes : i'm ill / need self care (as if self care is only running a bath and going for a walk) / don't like current content moan moan moan OR girl boss! love myself! getting life in order! content queen!
both modes are boring and no different from anything any other influencer is offering currently.

what is actually the point of her content?
who is she influencing?
how has she made it as an influencer?
how does she fill her days?

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

 

[Blondie123]

I honestly can't believe this thread is so quiet! Her stories about how fucked she is after one swim and then crying about it... I cant even imagine how she would cope with a real job and responsibilities. Also her clothes are always too small.

 

[DameKitty]

Blaming her spots and headaches on being exhausted.

I wish I was exhausted from going to gigs, free cruises and holidays, taking photos/videos of clothes for social media and drawing silly little graphics for a weird Facebook group I'd set up.

 

[DameKitty]

The many different facial expressions in one video. Oh. Wait.

With her extreme plumped lips its such an unflattering thing she continually does with her mouth. I get videos are awkward and it's difficult to keep your face interesting but jeez, this sex doll plumped lip pout isn't it.

 

[dibby_dab]

The lip fillers with the tongue bar is the ultimate ick for me.

 

[mineminemine]

I wish she’d remove her tongue bar - it’s so infuriating the way it makes her talk.

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

she really should not be on the internet if these comments are enough to set her off and make her question her entire existence. Thick skin but takes offence at someone saying the black dress is nicer? She needs to get a grip

That is absolutely ridiculous, the comments aren’t even that bad but she is completely missing out the part where she ASKED them to say which they prefer! Why the hell ask for opinions if you’re going to cry over them. “Still getting comments a week later” yes because you asked them for engagement and now the video is doing well it’s all too much for you. Get a grip Jess

 

[dibby_dab]

I’m fascinated how they get all these ads when they all dress pretty normally. I mean, it’s nothing special is it, usually a dress and sandals from primark or a “super cute tee”

And Jess saying “slayyyy” drives me absolutely insane. She is the ultimate cringe

 

[DameKitty]

I don’t get it, Jess is “stressed and overwhelmed” as she’s “burnt out” from free cruises, Harry styles concerts and taking pictures of herself. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
Real world to Jess calling….

Baffles me how she used to hold down a full time job when she can barely manage to function with all this stuff you've mentioned.

 

[Bishbashbosh]

I can’t believe there isn’t more threads about “the girlies”
It’s unbelievably cringe. They are all overweight (apart from Maria who seems relatively normal?) and squeezed into the most unflattering horrible outfits dancing around like a bunch of complete fannys.

 

[peardropgumdrop]

It all comes across as very cliquey, doesn't it? And not mentioning 9/11 while in New York on the anniversary is as tasteless as travelling to Abu Dhabi and not mentioning the anti-gay laws (and deleting any comments that asked if they were going to address it) – but guess what? She did both. Honestly I think it's just easy for brands to book them all and know they're getting 5 sets of content, but the group is pretty vapid and I honestly don't think any of them (except Maria) have anything stylish/aspirational about them at all.

 

[dibby_dab]

It’s not so much the tongue bar that annoys me, but the cringe sassy attitude when she speaks like she’s a 16 year old from mean girls. You’re nearly 30 Jess, stop saying girlie and acting like taking pictures of your clothes is hard work and grow up a bit.

 

[Pnpplsndy]

All her outfits look so uncomfortable as well as being unpractical. Whilst Mollie Campsie has a different body shape, I think she dresses really well and looks good. I don't understand why Jess feels the need to squeeze herself into these horrendous outfits.

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

Jesus Christ, she is so sensitive it’s ridiculous. Don’t get me started on that patronising google bit.

Also to me it is so insulting to flaunt her many holidays a year paid for by her followers but when someone wants some information relating to her JOB it’s all “I’m not a mannequin, I am a human first”. Okay but when you’re posting on your BUSINESS Instagram then the expectation is you do your job

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

Don’t get me wrong, I can see why you’d want a group of mates who work in the same field as you but it seems to me that Chloe and Jess in particular literally have no friends other than those who do Instagram?

i can’t decide whether they have other friends and just don’t post them because it doesn’t earn them engagement, or whether they choose to only have Instagram pals which in my opinion is weird

 

[centreaisle]

as if she’s gone to berlin on a work trip when her work consists of wearing jumpers and jeans, doing makeup like it’s 2015 and being ill. if i sound jealous it’s because i am jealous

 

[Marshmallowmeg]

For me it’s Chloe who’s the most unrecognisable - can’t believe how much weight she’s put on and she looks to be getting bigger every month, first pic is mid 2021 compared to now

 

[DameKitty]

I honestly can't believe this thread is so quiet! Her stories about how fucked she is after one swim and then crying about it... I cant even imagine how she would cope with a real job and responsibilities. Also her clothes are always too small.

The crying, yeah, don't get why there was a need for that, however, I had Covid the week before she did. I went to an appointment yesterday, popped into one shop on my way home and then did a few hours of overtime from home and I've barely been able to function today as I'm so drained. Still have a cough, my asthma is really bad and I keep getting breathless alongside the fatigue so I don't think it's beyond belief that covid has left her fatigued too.

I do agree that this thread is super quiet for her posts though.. I feel the same about her and Chloe. They don't wear clothes that are the right size at all. All this body positivity movement, that's fine, but it's not positivity to be squeezing into too small clothes imo, accept the size you actually are and accept you've put weight on since living together.

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

her makeup, hair and fillers make her look like a sex doll

She seriously needs to stop with her lips, they were already big but I think now she’s gone “lip blind”. They accentuate her mouth mannerisms when she speaks which is not a good thing

 

[DameKitty]

The whole puckered arse mouth/pursed lips face she pulls is not a good one. She looks as miserable as sin and so uncharismatic in the latest reel changing to her evening outfit on a cruise most of us would never be able to afford. It's so frustrating that companies like Virgin Voyages throw freebies at influencers like her. Who does it really influence to book with them? If I was ever in a position to afford a cruise, it certainly wouldn't be with them now (not that I'm sure they're bothered about )