Jess Ranger

[GossipQueen69]

So my friend knew him before he was a firefighter. This was when she was constantly on Instagram too.
She would add his work friends on Instagram too and he wasn’t allowed female friends, although the ladies LOVED him, he loved a flirt for sure!

no idea how she is coping now!

 

[Mums84]

I have never heard of her before but an ad came up for look fantastic and her voice really annoyed me. I have such a high tolerance for influencer nonsense but she seems so condescending.
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I thought she must be a WAG so was trying to think of a footballer with the surname ranger. But no she is just normal but has notions about herself. How strange.

Update - sometimes I still listen to her advert just to annoy myself. And it's just as annoying every single time.

 

[jojo911]

It’s not just insta, it’s twitter too. But Jayde’s man still follows. I’d love to know what happened!
Jess did an advert a little while back and she kept rolling her eyes like she was so annoyed she had to be doing it!
She describes herself as a housewife. Cool but time your own makes the relationship stronger, particularly with kids! You go away and recharge?
I think she’s a deeply troubled girl, never grown up, never matured and thought by just hanging close to Jayde she was entitled to the money & lifestyle too.
At least Jayde actually has something to show for what she does, she puts the effort in.

I think you’re all right. She has nobody other than Keaton & having the kids was her way of making sure he never leaves

 

[Pinkgrind]

Didn’t someone say she lives in quite a rough estate? Not what she portrays at all and ensures she gets all the angles right at home. Lol about Waitrose

On that note I wish Jayde Pierce would share more.

 

[lillylovestea]

Did anyone see her weird AF ad for Emma? She did a slut drop in it imagine giving your mum a free mattress for Mother’s Day
She’s so strange!
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Also I guess now she’s been paid for that shitty nail machine, she’s been to going to the nail salon even though she “doesn’t have time with Marnie and that’s why she got the machine and did the ad” View attachment 1157042View attachment 1157043

Literally all her ads have nothing to do with her brand it seems like she accepts everything for the money and any stuff she gets gifted she sells! I also noticed she tends to write ‘gifted’ or ‘ad’ in a small font and a colour which blends in so it’s hard to see. Apart from her recent ad she always writes ad at the end so you have to press the … to see it is one. That’s not allowed it should be the first thing before the caption so it’s not misled.

She acts really strange, I always think her stories and comments always come across as condescending like she thinks her and her family are above everyone else.

 

[Pinkgrind]

Literally! It’s weird though if you’ve seen her YouTube videos there personalities were so different. I think she got with him because he’s good looking but personality wise they don’t go together. It’s like he’s moody/miserable and she’s stuck up. But like I think her whole life revolves around him, like they lived with his mum and they’re always with his friends/family. We only ever see her mum and that’s it.

I think they had babies young which makes me think was it just because she was bored with her life and now she can call herself a mummy influencer. Before them she didn’t make an effort with her account and probably realised she needed to up her game so she can fund her lifestyle or she was just copying Jayde. That’s why she doesn’t really make an effort taking them out so much. It’s sad really because they’ll suffer later on. Other children help so much with development and skills that parents can’t teach. Also every time she comes on story’s to moan about Marnie I think to myself I get that babies are hard but maybe doing more activities with her will tire her out so she’ll go sleep. She only has herself to blame really because clearly she’s kept her close since she was born and every time she cried she held her so now Jess wants to sleep she’s trying to change bad habits that she’s created!

I remember when she used to force him to do YouTube videos and he seemed so uncomfortable and uninterested. It seemed she was forcing it so bad. She does seem super stuck up but I definitely think that’s her insecurity and it comes across like that because she’s literally so uncomfortable in herself.

her whole personality is her kids it’s so boring. I have kids myself but honestly, I get they consume your life but she gives people all these sleep and feeding routines and updates like who gives a shit. She probably keeps her boy out of nursery cause she’s that insecure about bumping into mums on the school run.

I do think she loves to portray herself as better off than what they are both of them surely make an average wage, nothing wrong with that but she does try to put across this middle class and fabulous vibe. I do however like her minimal makeup look it does suit her and she looks good

 

[lillylovestea]

I remember when she used to force him to do YouTube videos and he seemed so uncomfortable and uninterested. It seemed she was forcing it so bad. She does seem super stuck up but I definitely think that’s her insecurity and it comes across like that because she’s literally so uncomfortable in herself.

her whole personality is her kids it’s so boring. I have kids myself but honestly, I get they consume your life but she gives people all these sleep and feeding routines and updates like who gives a shit. She probably keeps her boy out of nursery cause she’s that insecure about bumping into mums on the school run.

I do think she loves to portray herself as better off than what they are both of them surely make an average wage, nothing wrong with that but she does try to put across this middle class and fabulous vibe. I do however like her minimal makeup look it does suit her and she looks good

Omg yes! I felt like it was soo forced and that she wanted people to think they are goals or something. Any picture of them 2 which was reposted or on like tumblr account she would post so many times even though they were so long ago.

Exactly that, it’s literally like the kids and Keaton are her whole personality and that’s it. It’s like I get your kind of an influencer but who gives a shit. Maybe it’s her monotone voice or her vibe but everything always seems so forced. Its like she has to stay somewhat active as it’s her full time job so she tells us about the most boring stuff.

That’s sad if that’s the reason because it’s only the kids missing out. She definitely does try and portray this middle class vibe which I never got. If I was an influencer I’d be real and tell everyone if I was living at my boyfriends mums house. Even I remember she brought her son a designer coat I think it was Burberry. I was thinking why spend so much when babies grow so quick, then she was trying to sell it on her Instagram for a while after she posted a pic with him wearing it. If you can’t afford it why portray that lifestyle.

 

[Pinkgrind]

Exactly! I don’t get it, she keeps on saying about how she gets no sleep with Marnie, so let your other child go to nursery or something. When I saw this on her q&a I was thinking omg please let that child spend time with other kids! Her personality is so dry the poor child will end up like her!

oh wow lucky him I think the problem comes down to her,not wanting the routine of it all and building relationships with people at preschool. Being friendly with other mums is too much for her, and the kids are suffering cause of it.

I’d rather stare at a cheese sandwich all day than Jess.

 

[lillylovestea]

She loves reading here not seen the q&a as I got so bored of the stories beforehand I skipped past. I can’t believe all the comments here in the last day, but I’m not really surprised. She certainly seems the type to portray a certain lifestyle just for the gram.

Not sure if anybody else is a parent/baby wearer but Marnie in the carrier is just wrong and she tagged the brand I sometimes wonder what these brands think when accounts clearly haven’t read up on how to use their items or the safety guidelines.

Literally mentions cars and stuff like I said and also wanting to take the babies out so much more which was said above couldn’t be more obvious that she reads here

Omg I never knew there was a Jess thread! I used to really like her but as said above she is definitely very boring now and I also don’t understand how she seems to have so much money to spend on ridiculous things? I remember once she posted about her hair costing over £500?? Like I know she does ads and stuff but I don’t know how she can be that successful when she has no content lol and yes definitely weirdly obsessed with Keaton, I can only imagine if they were to ever split up but obviously that would NEVER happen

I thought that too! Her ads are so random it seems like she just takes any job that anyone gives her and not specific to her brand

 

[Esme]

Did anyone spot this over the weekend? She posts a lot about restricting food, not having chocolate, being “bad”. Who honestly cares what she ate, it’s her business. I just hope she doesn’t pass her issues onto her children

 

[lillylovestea]

Does anyone remember when she had a few YouTube videos of her and Keaton and there were a few comments about the way he spoke to her and she deleted the videos

 

[Esme]

I skimmed the q&a stories because boring but what I gathered was they ordered a car last July that they’re still waiting for?! Ok I know there are delays but 7 months?

She says she has to wait for Keaton to be off work to use his car…so when have we EVER seen them do anything? We haven’t They’re on a new build development it looks like, so there’d definitely be a green and a playground that they’d be paying to keep maintained. She claims she loves to walk…so walk to groups, play dates, soft play, etc. I’m sorry but baby and toddler groups are run out of everywhere - churches, village halls, schools, childrens centres, libraries. She can take Marnie to Aldi and b&m almost daily so she can walk to something for the children.

She was moaning yesterday Marnie wasn’t napping - so either go for a walk or get out in the garden, that they have never shown or used, and try that instead.

She definitely doesn’t spend £500 on her hair nowadays she did stories the other day straightening her hair claiming she last had it done 5 months ago and she’s been “maintaining” it herself at home since. From other comments it definitely appears to be a lot of faking it going on to look more successful than she is.

 

[Esme]

those poor kids how dull must their home life be. She reminds me of an ex friend I had who had to live in complete silence, if you visited her the sound of the light switch or tap used to bother her. She was horrendous. Didn’t want to go round again since she told me how to walk quietly sorry but I love a lively and happy home full of laughing and music! Lol

Wow! I can see why she’s an ex friend now, how strange!

They literally do nothing, she never ever takes the children anywhere, they’re never at a park or a soft play or having play dates. They seem incredibly isolated. Jess only seems to spend time in the week with Keaton or her mum. I mentioned one time they didn’t even play in their garden and then she storied them outside but she was inside with the doors closed! 🥲 Keaton was out there but my daughter (almost 3) is always telling me about a bug, come look, there’s an aeroplane, a bird, showing me what she’s done in the sandpit or in her water table i

She did taste testing of some Aldi food in her car on stories the other day. Even then she was boring as hell I had to skip

 

[Fortheloveofme]

How did she afford to get a gwagon
I thought she didn’t like fancy things

 

[Esme]

I meant to add this when we had the birthday chat. She has far too much time on her hands

She actually went out! Although having checked it looks like the mum to be is married to someone who is friends with Keaton

I see she hasn’t included what she wrote on the advice part…hopefully “make sure you socialise your children unlike me ”

I don’t know what’s worse, the patchy tan or the fact she’s drinking this with a fucking strawberry like she thinks she’s a fancy bitch

 

[Pinkii]

What an incredibly sad life they have… what’s the point in all of it if you don’t put your kids needs first?

Thats made me really sad for Taylor.

 

[Pinkgrind]

She is boring. She has no friends and is setting the same life up for her children. My daughter is just 3 and starting nursery in September, she starts school next year same as Taylor. She loves social interaction, other children, playing etc. we’ve not long had our second baby, she adores her brother but she needs her own time, her own thing and to be around children her own age and to do things like the register in the morning so she’s prepared for school in a year.

Jess doesn’t do anything for her two. They only leave the house for her to go shopping or get her nails done. That’s it. It’s actually painful to follow Jess. Her life is the definition of watching paint dry, just much longer and drawn out she has nothing in her life to share because there’s nothing there. If she isn’t sharing clothes for the kids, it’s things in their bedroom or her dull lunch. She definitely had babies to keep Keaton around and not work.

I follow her for the shock factor of seeing how miserable someone else life us. Those poor kids, surely she knows they'll start school so delayed socially and emotionally if they've been cooped up at home like weirdos for 5 years?

 

[muchacho]

The car seat thing - Keaton is a fireman isn’t he!? Surely he knows about how important it is to keep a child rear facing especially as young as Marnie. I honestly don’t understand parents like her, gets on her high horse about screen time, eco this, vegan that and whatever other crap she spouts but as soon as Marnie turns 15 months she’s forward facing, there is absolutely no need for it.

Omg yes I was very surprised at her forward facing and trying to defend herself, I thought she would deffo be one to keep rear facing for as long as possible seeing as yeah like you said she’s always on about doing what’s best etc etc. my son is 16 months and wouldn’t even dream of turning him to forward facing yet, what’s the need exactly?? They don’t know any different

 

[justforfun93]

Probably late in realising but I notice Jess and jayde don’t follow eachother. They were best friends… have they fallen out? What happened?

 

[Esme]

eating her smashed avocado and poached egg on toast daily too

It’s not toast, it’s potato cakes from Waitrose