Jess Ranger

[Esme]

I wonder if Jess knows about this thread. Mentioned how secretive she was about “Keats” and last night she’s tagging him and then begging him to upload more to his Instagram

You alright Jess Hun? His page barely features you bet that’s a right sore point

 

[lillylovestea]

Keaton didn’t have a place to live, was struggling financially and basically was at a loose end when he met Jess.

I defo agree Jess only got with him cos he’s good looking. Aside from that I feel he looks so depressed, never smiling and if it is it looks so….weak?

it was 100% her idea to get pregnant with Taylor

Jess can afford her MandS shop because she doesn’t pay nursery fees/doesn’t take the kids out! It’s sooo sad they must be SO BORED

they also live very cheaply, cheap house/area and the car is financed.

cant stand the girl

Yes I get that vibe. Even on Keaton’s Instagram the pictures don’t seem natural or ever just happy if you get what I mean. 100% feel like they’re together for the family and to portray this “flash” lifestyle even if they’re not happy.

There bmw is definitely financed when she used to live on the same road as my boyfriend I saw it always parked in the drive they never used it. They used there Vauxhall all the time instead. It used to make me laugh whenever she’d post a picture with the bmw because it was clearly just used for Instagram.

Same here I would think why does this girl bug me so much but then I realised because she literally was handed everything but makes out it’s a privelange for us to follow her and not the other way around. Most influencers are always saying thank you or how they appreciate us as followers. Jess never does that. Even going to college where she met Jayde she used to say how she just went to make friends not with the intentions to get any qualifications. Jayde was the one who made the videos that got Jess popular. She gives me a girl who would marry for money just so she doesn’t have to work vibe so I’m shocked she’s with Keaton LOL.

She’s so smug isn’t she. I get what you mean about weak, he seems really miserable and neither of them have any energy about them like both moping around all day.

did anyone see her post she deleted today? Like “for someone who hates interaction, being around people, socialising and minimal time going outside, being a stay at home mum is still so hard, I always used to dream and only every wanted to be a stay at home mum that’s all I wanted, now 3 years 8 months and no break from it” sorry hun but being a stay at home mum is her excuse for her not to do a days work in her life. No way will that woman date step foot outside and do a days work, silly cow. Her kids are her excuse for that lol

I feel like Keaton is depressed, hates his life but would never have the guts to do anything about it. He would rather just plod along silently. They both are very low energy people.

Jess did a bit of work today posting a hello fresh code lol

I picked my son up early from preschool today, went for my doctors appointment, little walk to the museum and visited the aquarium, did some returns from H&M, shopping, got him a balloon cause he loves them and then we went and have Korean for dinner. Then home a little TV, fed him as he was hungry again, bath, bed then preschool again tomorrow. Poor kids wouldn’t get that would they. Jess potters around from her bedroom to the kitchen and if they’re lucky she will open the back door lol

I never saw it! But saw the hello fresh one. Is it me or she always has to put the kids in her ads maybe to get more attention? Even the hello fresh one when she ran over to Marnie I was thinking what do you expect when you don’t strap her in you can see it hanging. Almost as if it was staged or something.

 

[lillylovestea]

She has been quiet lately, I can’t wait to find out why her and Jayde fell out. I am shocked though because I thought she moved from London back to Bedford so more local to Jess? Jayde probably realised she used her for followers. I just don’t get Jess I’ve not really come across any influencers like her, she comes across so stuck up and even when I’d see her walking around locally when she lived in Bedford her face always looked so miserable. Everything she posts is like pulling teeth. Her story’s always seem so negative, even her “taste tests” that no one asked for I don’t get how she funds her m&s shops as her rare ads are sooo awkward I wouldn’t want her advertising my brand.

I feel like now since this page EVERY time she meets someone once every 3 months or so she’ll post a real with them to look like she’s more fun. I do feel sorry for the baby’s though because she’s said that she still travels an hour for her nails but literally like 5/10 minutes away there’s soft play, loads of parks and 3 swimming places.

 

[Lizzy 93]

I don’t know why people DON’T follow her but I know why they unfollow.

cause you’re a patronising bore of a person who never steps out of her house unless its to go waitrose or m&s.

That question was very funny
I did think the same thing
Her followers never ever seem to go up

 

[xx3221]

They have really cute babies. That’s really about it. Jess seems boring with no personality, Keaton does too. Maybe that’s why they work..

 

[muchacho]

Where is Jess lately I suddenly thought I don’t remember seeing her post anything recently…

 

[Halliestar]

What even is that drink? Wkd blue? which actually wouldn’t surprise me because she’s so boring. I can’t imagine her ever getting drunk/tipsy

 

[lillylovestea]

Is it just me or any time someone says something about her on here she does a story that day or next day about things that are said

 

[Pinkgrind]

She’ll call you a lettuce head for going after him

he always seems miserable, never happy or smiling but she also seems similar so they probably suit each other

those poor kids how dull must their home life be. She reminds me of an ex friend I had who had to live in complete silence, if you visited her the sound of the light switch or tap used to bother her. She was horrendous. Didn’t want to go round again since she told me how to walk quietly sorry but I love a lively and happy home full of laughing and music! Lol

 

[Esme]

What I always thought was weird is that she travels an hour back to Bedford to get her nails done by absolutebeautysalon but doesn’t take her babies to soft play. There’s literally one in Bedford 5 minutes from where they used to live.

Even the stories today about the screen time. she always makes a comment where she comes across like she thinks she’s better than everyone else. The stories yesterday were so obvious she read this thread because she kept saying about Volkswagen but then after that she said I wish I just went for bmw because I know they’re better cars

Didn’t she used to get her hair done from her friend Aaron? So not sure about that £500 on her hair

Because she’s an absolute idiot. Of course you’d take your babies and do something fun. It’s all just excuses. She’s either lazy, doesn’t care or literally can’t do anything without Keaton tied to her so she’s using the needing his car when he’s off work as her backup excuse. It’s so sad really. Her children would love it.

Haha, she just knows what we say here is true and is trying to pull the wool over our eyes. I doubt they could afford a bmw alongside whatever Keaton has - which is why they were getting a VW

100% she’s never paid £500 for her hair. I bet Jayde did and Jess was envious so decided to say the same thing. She seems like the type. You know when you’re in high school and someone copied your clothes, your bag, your nails, your hairstyle, and you’d be so mad Jess still does it now 15 years later.

I’m sorry but how can you say I’m not doing talking stories today because of the situation in Ukraine….and proceed to continue doing talking stories for ages? You can see she literally added at least 12 more after she said it She looks really upset and like she really cares

 

[Pinkgrind]

Keatons a good looking guy but he seems a very dull boring person. I mean he must be to be with Jess

both of them have quiet, depressed vibes. Can’t believe Jayde brought her to our attention.

I wonder how Jayde makes all her money she’s not as active these days but from what I gathered she’s the breadwinner in her family and supports her mother too.

Id love to see more of her.

 

[sassylash]

What's she gonna show then? The bottom of her foot?

wish i screenshot her story, she also said she’s seen online some people assume Taylor doesn’t go
to nursery but he has been attending. She says she feels uncomfortable showing her childrens faces & wish she never shared their names! like calm down ur the most boring person evaaaa

 

[Pinkgrind]

What I didn’t understand was if you “love making it perfect for your babies” then why leave it till the last minute. She literally said a few stories before that, that she left it late but Jess what else do you do apart from keep your kids indoors

It's so impressive seeing how boring a person could be. You know that balloon display was probably her biggest project this last 6 months.

 

[Esme]

she was like this with jayde too, only wanting to be with Jayde all the time. Jayde wasn’t allowed other friends
she’s only ever with keaton
she spends no time away from her kids, when Taylor starts reception in school she’s gonna have a meltdown, she does not know anything about space

Someone said on the Jayde thread about Jess being suffocating and not wanting Jayde to have other friends. It really wouldn’t surprise me at all if this behaviour is what made them stop being friends. Jess just doesn’t seem normal, she seems obsessive about people being “hers” and hers only. Keaton doesn’t seem to have any friends, and those poor kids don’t stand a chance with the way she keeps them inside

 

[sassylash]

Jess is so boring. Doesn’t she get bored going from the house to supermarket and that’s all.

eating her smashed avocado and poached egg on toast daily too

 

[lillylovestea]

It might be part of avoiding any people which she will obviously start having to say hello to the teachers an other mums, which may be why the girl is avoiding it? Too much effort for her boring self. Also she will have to drag herself out of bed, get respectable and travel regularly on time

Exactly! I don’t get it, she keeps on saying about how she gets no sleep with Marnie, so let your other child go to nursery or something. When I saw this on her q&a I was thinking omg please let that child spend time with other kids! Her personality is so dry the poor child will end up like her!

 

[Pinkii]

Is it just me or any time someone says something about her on here she does a story that day or next day about things that are said

yep i’ve noticed that, what a convenient time to do a q&a to answer all the stuff discussed here

 

[Pinkgrind]

Jess says she’s no longer showing her kids no more on insta

What's she gonna show then? The bottom of her foot?

 

[Halliestar]

Or maybe we did the more I look the more confused I am. But she could have said he’s in nursery/pre school as he’s not due to start school until next September

Yeah now I’ve reread it I’m thinking oooo did we read it wrong

 

[Pinkgrind]

i’ve never understood why people exclude their children from playgroups/ nurseries until they are ‘legally’ meant to go to school like reception? let
the children be with other kids especially taylor going to m&s everyday, he is bored! i’m sure even jess is too

jess is probably avoiding the school mum scene and having to make small talk at the gates so her kids have to suffer. She would probably be very awkward and snobby, like she’s so insecure it would come off as her being a bitch.

i’ve never understood why people exclude their children from playgroups/ nurseries until they are ‘legally’ meant to go to school like reception? let
the children be with other kids especially taylor going to m&s everyday, he is bored! i’m sure even jess is too

I have a friend like this and her kids are either stuck in front of a tv or surgically attached to a pram. I think they try to save money on the nursery fees so would rather the kids do without and spend the money on what they feel is more important.