Jay Slater teen missing in Tenerife #2

[NitrousOxide]

Most people lost all empathy when they found out he was a violent twat and laughed about the machete attack in court.

 

[Redgirl81]

Our Sheridan got the part

 

[VielleFemme]

his victim also apparently robs cars and houses, so do we now lose sympathy for him too?
it’s not about brownie points because lmao it’s an Internet forum who gives a shit about that. Laughing at peoples insanity on the Facebook threads is again different than making memes about someone who lets be honest is probably dead

Tbh I'm Jewish and living in a city where Jewish schools, businesses, and individuals are being attacked daily, including with knives and machetes, and it doesn't even make the news and the perpetrators get set free by the courts so they can do it again. A girl younger than my daughter was gang-raped in France for being Jewish. I come to this thread and ones like it for a bit of light relief, and no, I don't give a fk about this violent, disgusting yob and his family. Sorry.

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Is Captain Tom’s daughter in charge of PR for this case by any chance?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

New theory he’s fallen into a volcano

 

[bigmac22]

 

[whisperchat]

You know what’s sending me the most in the fact these lunatics are suggesting doing things to lure him out the bushes as if he’s a fucking dog that’s ran off and won’t come back

 

[Redgirl81]

 

[I’mThankyou_]

We’re currently in Tenerife atm, it’s not that well broadcasted and not many talking about it where we are (south area)

can you just keep an eye out for any cacti that may be holding a 19 year old hostage?

 

[HeyYo123]

money on the cactus

 

[I’mThankyou_]

Can we have a 30 minute pause from posting for those trying to catch up

You can have 14 & then I’m calling the Spanish police.

 

[SaLou]

Yes, I've never been so invested in a thread before. Usually scrolling the jodie marsh one but have barely looked at it today.

I've not spent so much time on one thread since Hugh Edwards bared his arse!

 

[GrilledCheese]

 

[NitrousOxide]

My next prediction is that Jay will be found at 4:44pm today in Gran Canaria after being blown by the wind (he’s as light as a feather after not eating for 6 days)

His new diet book comes out in September: Ket & Cacti; How I Lost 5 Stone

 

[yellowmellow]

Recap: Jay is involved in an arranged marriage to madeleine mccann

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Allegedly posted this but it got deleted

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This is completely beside the point, but, to lots of people nowadays, punctuation is completely optional, isn’t it?

 

[Redgirl81]

Tiktok is just as bad as Facebook

 

[SforShortbread]

I'm scared of going sleep incase I wake up to thread 46.

 

[Tuesdaysdoll14]

Got me spoon and me wooden bowl ready for 8pm tomorrow

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The cactus is cashing in on its new found celebrity status and has already launched a jewellery line.

P.S if anyone seen a woman in Next by the jewellery stand, pissing herself laughing this afternoon. Hi that was me.