Jay Slater #15

[JellyDonut]

People cannot genuinely be serious with these theories and ways to help

 

[emilylpl]

Clearly no lessons have been learned. You do not just go “roaming around Tenerife”

 

[Tank Girl]

Bless our Angle Jay. I still can't look at a hoodie or a cushion without laughing.

For me it’s sliders and salad

 

[Tank Girl]

Ah this is nearly as good as the Fancy Dress

 

[Bread]

Continue with the word salad

This may have made me as immortal as poor Jay.

 

[KatLit]

Ah this is nearly as good as the Fancy Dress

Might pop up to Middlesbrough, bound to be an opportunity to give mine an airing

 

[Tangent Tiger]

Can't believe these threads are still going

On an aside, why are some of us wearing hats?

 

[KatLit]

Me neither

I remember that! Also he " searched" the same bit of road, terrorised by a very small white dog, and stopped for snacks and hydration every five yards

 

[CallaLily]

Some estates over in Middlesbrough are like the Wild West. Sisters friend sold brand new iPads which she had some sort of deal with Apple so she could buy them in bulk. She asked my sister could she deliver one to one notorious estate. Looked pretty quiet (famous last words). Dropped said iPad off. Only for her to look up to see a scruffy woman running towards the car at speed with a machete in her hand. Never seen sister back up so fast with the woman running towards us and still running after sister turned around with wheels screechy

And we thought Tenerife was dangerous

 

[Lolly505]

I went back to look for the embassy post, and I’ve had to stop reading

could you imagine the groups now if he’d not been found?

I was only ever a casual lurker on the threads but I can't believe I've been misquoting my favourite post because for years, I've been remembering it as "He's not a hedgehog"

 

[WinterSolstice]

Were the wedding favours AP or Rolex

 

[Mycatismad]

The funeral was like a rave as well.

The boot sale style trestle tables in the tent - that gfm money was spent well! . All the blue flares (matching Debs nails natch!) being let off out of car windows and in front of the horses too, the whole event was pure class!!

 

[drmortimer]

“Miss Quack Quack, have you written your vows?”

“Yes *ah-hem* A, E, E, E, E, E, E, and IoU”

 

[Fallfromgrace]

Remember everyone watching the live feed of the cameras looking for the suspicious white car and the woman who wanted to go out and search up the mountain for him on her mobility scooter

Fun though

 

[chocolatepanda6]

Don’t know if anyone watches Corrie but that woman who keeps threatening Sarah in the prison looks so much like Jay’s mum !

 

[emilylpl]

I love having a re-read every now and then. These threads were absolutely peak Tattle.

Agreed

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Right you lot, own up........who else Googled images of 'Cactus wedding cake'??

*Runs to Google*

 

[Tangent Tiger]

Yeah how did that cactus thing come about?! It's hard to keep a straight face at times

 

[CallaLily]

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Outstanding
Dusting of coke icing sugar and this would be perfect.

 

[CallaLily]

I'm going to be going to hell. I saw this news story (which is incredibly sad) but the first thing I thought 'I hope he's not stuck to a cactus'...