Jay Slater #14

[CallaLily]

All his ‘friends’ came out to ‘search for him’ but sadly they all seem to get waylaid by the local bars showing the Euros.

I have a couple of mates where I could see this issue occurring...set off with good intentions then 'oh, England are just kicking off, lets nip in for one'...several pints later...'who are we looking for'

 

[anniemouse]

Me and my brother’s chat this week.

 

[dressinggownofdoom]

Oh my god just scrolling through my newsfeed and this appeared from some news page.

 

[TenerifeTigger]

Nah you have to come TT if the worst does come to the worst least we’ll have a laugh shouting salad at each other.

And autoglass!

Sometimes when I have nothing to do i look through the earlier threads.

Again at no point were we laughing at him it was all the side characters

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I think that’s open to everyone now is it? Keep seeing posts on the red app.
Someone else can make it, I am responsible for this thread and the JG one. I am trying to get into heaven!

Pommy no one on this thread is getting into heaven. ADMIN Darren will make sure of it .

 

[TenerifeTigger]

And the lady that wanted to go over in her off road mobility scooter

Ahhh I was just about to mention this!!!

And Jays dad going searching in his Adidas sliders (or as I used to know them as flip flops)

 

[GlitterFluff]

I never got one last time. Is Teflon Ayub still available? Nothing sticks with that kid

Just so we're all clear, I'm still coming as the dehydrated lemon slice

 

[hello from me]

I feel for his parents and family.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Keep everyone going for a bit
The Disappearance of Jay Slater airs on Channel 4 on Sunday September 28 at 9pm.
Jay Slater's mum gives heartbreaking update 15 months after his death

It’ll be like Christmas for this thread

 

[Katkitkat]

Is kettle a new type of drug? I can't keep up with the kids and what they are taking!

I didn’t realise it was auto corrected to kettle! Although it could be a new drug, anything seems possible with this case!!

 

[Meangirl815]

No other missing person will touch our hearts like Jay did.
The drugs, the Rolex, the chav-tastic family. It had it all

This is the Waitrose version of a missing person not an aldi version

 

[Sertraline Queen]

Below is the costume list. I was the mysterious white car

Tattlers Party
Jay - Yabbadabba2
Jay’s Trainers – DIDDLY1
Debbie – iammyaj
Debbie-t card with 50k on it – Lucyxxxx
Debbie’s Fringe – Brian Butterfield
Warren (Jay’s Dad) – DrMeredithGrey
Warrens beer gut – TC14
Zac –
Uncle Glen -
Brad -
Lucy –
Back of Lucy’s Head - Lalalemon
Lucy’s Mole –
Lucymae new passport - Meehee69 ?? Christian Ronaldo wanting 3 now Lucy pout
Pregnant Lucy - hawtea2
Rach – meangirl815
Pedro the Mayor –
Johnny Vegas - Sloth
Ayub -
Ayub’s lips and teeth – Jusa
Ayub's soft whispery voice - PiefaceG
Jay's dad (aka Shaun Ryder) bucket hat – badirene
Ofelia (last person to see Jay) – Pavement1979
Burps – Give Me Strength
DTR –
DTR’s ropes – Foxasaurus
DTR Big Sick – gigilouxx
DTR’s Blisters –
DTR Backpack - Charlied0106
Dog that attacked DTR – hayleybaby
3 legged dog - Lucozadelover
ChristopherTenerife – It Works If You Work It
Darren ADMIN –
Double D - meehee69
Nail Tech Lady – pommynoir
Autoglass Repair Guy – Turmeric123
Bear Grylls with foraged aloe Vera – nottonightbabe
Shakin Stevens with my green door - officedoor123
Saul Goodman - iknownothing1
Jeremy Vine singing Autoglass Repair as I arrive – Leo100
Winnie the Pooh - Yabbadabba2
Hayley's eyebrows - jackolantern
The shit that his mum and friends clearly do not give - elevatordomino
GFM –
Giant cheque from GFM – anniemouse
Giant Orange Acrylic Nail - thomasthetank82
Snapchat –
The Mountain - cushtybert
Cactus with a few missing spikes – shesaidwhat
Cactus that attacked DTR – I’mThankyou_
Labrador - yagirlmiley
Shark – Hollaaa
Eagle - Bluenose70
Badger – hogwartsgraduate
Crab – JombleWomble
Orca Whale – usefullyuseless
Mountain Goat – Summer80
Search and Rescue XL bullies – Ubu1uk
Slutty Nemo clown fish - reversible-octopus
Veronica's strip – Pissmist
Mafia -
Missing Cocaine – gigilouxx
Bag of Weed - Muchbee
Rolex – KatLit
Drug dealer man bag – LividLalji
AirBnB – MangoMiss
AirBnB Door Buzzer – Angryb1tch
AirBnB Pot Plant on the Steps - Atomic
The Blanket - griftalo
Cigarette Butt outside the AirBnB – LoopyHoopy71
The Charger - craftingfroze
The Thumb but who’s Thumb - artisticgoat
Mysterious White car – dressinggownofdoom
Bus Stop - redgirl81
Bus that didn’t turn up - Sam5262
Angle -
An Adidas slider - rach8456
Mobility Scooter – Blue1989
Big Love guys, big love guys, big love - lilykestrel
Broken Sunglasses – investigate21
Machete - Mycatismad
Pom Bear (running away from my fella who will be dressed as an incompetent hiker guys) - moreanimalsplease1
The Boat ‘Maruba’ –
Scottish Mountain Rescue – Mushy
Police Scotland - blonde_ambition_
Gurkhas –
Submarine – Anotherdayanotherwalk
Salad - lyndseyross115
Snickers Chocolate Bar – bluecups
Whispa Bar - LouBug19
Cans of Fizzy Pop - probecco
Keane Mulready woods with flip flops - swipeup25
1969 Chevrolet Impaler – Error404
RoadGran - Maleficent50
Raving Jay Pre Mosca - Scuttler
Two Pence Piece (Two Penneth) - Scrambledbegs
The Truth – Jajkui
Complete and Utter Confusion – RuEvenReal
Rescued missing UK hiker who didn’t actually need rescuing – Sonz1981
SIM Cards (Multiple openings) –
Justherefortittle
CrazyGiraffeLady

Im not on there but I’m coming as Jay’s dads Gary Glitter tattoo.

 

[charlied0106]

Flying high with the angles.

 

[Lunagooner]

Keep everyone going for a bit
The Disappearance of Jay Slater airs on Channel 4 on Sunday September 28 at 9pm.
Jay Slater's mum gives heartbreaking update 15 months after his death

 

[Jusa]

I always feel more sorry for Warren and Zak than I do for Debbie as they always seems more genuine

 

[Cloffsandtings]

Yeah! she was more than happy to accept that money! it’s such bad taste . I think its confirmed to me they wanted to monetise and enjoyed the fame

Debbie is driving around in a lovely new white BMW, possibly an X3 model. Not bad for a finance assistant in a local school during a cost of living crisis.

Im over the moon DTR wasn’t mentioned. He will be gutted! Especially as they interviewed the ‘Chris Tenerife’ guy.

 

[retroretro]

Woah! They filmed the autopsy?! That's all kinds of wrong in my book.

They showed him (or at least we were made to think it was him) in the body bag, they didn't show the full autopsy but the men were talking about the process and the injuries he sustained and they took a sample of his liver and we saw that in a test tube. They also showed them washing the equipment after.

 

[Katkitkat]

So MWT's bombshell evidence is that Jay robbed Ayub's kettle and then ran off into the mountains with 2 knives down his pants incase anyone came after him.

Debbie doesn't want the info out in the public domain because it would make her family look bad.

I wonder if anyone will be requesting a refund from gfm now?

 

[retroretro]

It’s almost as if they didn’t want it to stop about Jay and the conspiracy theories online by agreeing to film this documentary . It gave no new information at all and it confirmed they are rinsing as much money out of this as possible.
if they really cared and meant that , they should let the kid rest in peace now . The autopsy was disgusting to be filmed and the body under the white sheet. no way in any circumstance would I want a friend or family member exposed like that on tv . the cannons & filming his funeral in the church was tacky,

Did you notice how she also touched on the gofundme to try and make out it wasnt something she really wanted or at least knew much about, yet she was happy enough to accept it, wasn't she?

 

[Bread]

I bloody love it when this thread starts up again . Salad.

My legacy!