Did his machete get buried/cremated with him? Oof.
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He’s not a Viking!
You need to come to my family funerals then. We have an absolute ballI can honestly say in my 50 odd years on this planet I’ve never been to a funeral with a rave and dancing in on tables
More importantly, did the Rolex?
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There was that much mention of 'sea of blue' ...are you sure?
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‘Dancing your way up there’?!
what do they think happens at funerals?!
kids been dead for weeks - if he was making it ‘up there’ he’d be long settled by now
I settled down to watch the funeral that someone had thoughtfully televised on YouTube but my husband ruined my fun snd shamed me saying it was terrible to watch it!, so reluctantly tuned it off! 
Those flares! I feel so sorry for the families with loved ones buried near Jay. I can just imagine the mess his visitors are going to leave- fag butts, gas canisters, empty alcohol bottles etc
That funeral is honestly the most bizarre thing I have ever see . The postbox, the bleeping flares, people rocking up in shorts. What the duck
Two friends died in a car crash aged 17 & 18 but I can safely say their parents would’ve strung us up if there was any whiff of dancing on tables. Different strokes and grief does funny things but no way were we going to get or wanted a marquee, flares and a bleeping dj 
Anything to stay in the headlines for this grifting scumbag family!That funeral is honestly the most bizarre thing I have ever see . The postbox, the bleeping flares, people rocking up in shorts. What the duck
Whilst this is just mental for a funeral and I struggle to comprehend how any mum can dance about with shades on at her son’s funeral, I do really feel for that family now it’s all done. The circus is over. They may have 70k GFM but the harsh reality of their son not coming back will hit. Those mates won’t keep coming round to check in on Debbie and co, they will be off living their lives off their faces and having the odd cry about Jay when on a come down. Their lives will move on and the family won’t.
Isn’t it mad when you’d say the traveller funerals you see on social media would be a classier affair
And everyone watching on YouTube!That funeral is honestly the most bizarre thing I have ever see . The postbox, the bleeping flares, people rocking up in shorts. What the duck
And Jay had no idea all of this would happen when he left the bus stop.
My favourite Slater was Big Mo, even an Eastenders family that are centralised around drama would turn their noses up at this horrible grot fest
The post box is a thing that happened during lockdown sending messages to family or friends who were dead.That funeral is honestly the most bizarre thing I have ever see . The postbox, the bleeping flares, people rocking up in shorts. What the duck
It helped people feel like they could say what they didnt get to say to a loved one etc and
Jays family will get comfort from reading all the messages. It's a nice touch
‘Hey G where’s my Rolex?- Johnny vegas’The post box is a thing that happened during lockdown sending messages to family or friends who were dead.
It helped people feel like they could say what they didnt get to say to a loved one etc and
Jays family will get comfort from reading all the messages. It's a nice touch
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You beat me to it
Did they find the watch with Jay's body? Was that ever mentioned?
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