James Patrice

[testingonetwothreefoiur]

I know it's unfair but I find this family really creepy. Between James' non-stop drag-act-but-let's-pretend-it's-family-friendly and the weird dependence on his family for everything, to his sister's cringey makeup selfies and trying to make it as an influencer with #ad #sponsored frumpy outfits and disgusting looking dinners. I don't get the appeal of either of them. Who finds them entertaining or in any way interesting?

 

[daddygoose35]

He’s got the yearly Panto gig and he’s a reporter for the today show - curious to how much he makes from that. I think he’s a bigger presence on the social media platforms for different shows like DWTS. God knows why, he’s painful. Apart from that he seems to spend his time advertising his mates ventures. Doesn’t seem to be much of a career tbh. He’s desperate to get his “comedy” off the ground but it’s so bad not even RTE will touch it.

If he was anyway funny he would gotten to do his own pilot show on Rte player. I can’t see the panto paying him too much. Hard to know how much rte are paying him as basically a roving reporte

At this stage I’d say unless Fron and Jim decide to downsize and he has to get his own place I can’t see him moving out.

He seems so immature and dare I say he seems like a real mammies boy. He doesn’t seem to have much independence for someone in his 30’s.

 

[not_influenced]

Am i the only one who doesn't find malahide woman funny?

 

[testingonetwothreefoiur]

This one with the non-stop “Malahide woman” sketches and all the family dragging themselves up is Mrs Browns Boys level of humour i.e about as funny as cancer. I’m sure they’re totally harmless but I cringe anytime I see him or his sister with the little skits or sketches. Not sure what the game plan is but it’s all a bit embarrassing

 

[JabberHockey]

He’s a dote. I doubt he has a bad bone in his body. People are just gone insane with hatred.

I'm glad people are supporting him. It's absolutely wild to think that an entertainer should be taking criticism for something so harmless.

 

[Eureka]

It’s actually unnerving…🫣

She’s desperate to be a makeup influencer and does seem to get the freebies but her skills are shite. She looks like a clown. James looks better than her when he’s in makeup. Maybe that’s the intention.

I can’t really work out who she is trying to appeal to with the crap fashion and boring baby content or why she has so many followers.

 

[We were on a break]

Why in gods name is vanessa signed to Andrea roache?..... she not famous or have i missed something

Really? It all makes sense now with the make up and fashion, though I find her style incredibly old fashioned.

 

[Penny Sweets]

Still weak at the fact she has two accounts. She's really trying to get that influencer coin isn't she?

 

[Eureka]

I had to stop following him. The constant "doll" and "gals" was too much. When someone is making content out of watching an episode of The Real Housewives enough is enough. He got a few decent jobs, Today and DWTS but nothing that has translated into actual quality work. Vanessa has other priorities and can't be his available side kick so he seems a bit lost. I have no doubt he was trying to make himself into the Irish version of Alan Carr but it just isn't what people want to see and he doesn't have the likeability factor, he's just annoying.

 

[Eureka]

He’s going to be insufferable when Vanessa has her baby. I hope her husband puts his foot down and keeps the child off social media.

 

[Ryan80]

I’m confused. Were Fron and Jim invited to Clems wedding aswell or did they go instead of Vanessa and her husband.

Probably invited as guests. I don’t find it surprising as it’s james best friend. I had my best friends parents at my wedding

 

[megsmagoo]

I’m a fan most of the time, I do think frons roasts look awful though

 

[thenosebag]

Vanessa’s rings are so tight

 

[Tiggers_news]

There are no real friends in that Influencer game. They'd all stab one another in the back as soon as look at one another.

Stab one another with their spotlight toothbrushes

 

[Antiflogger]

I watched a tiktok and she said if you buy your mum a card with Mrs Brown on it or you don't object to Mrs Brown's boys then you are a hypocrite to criticise this Dublin Zoo promotion. Absolutely

 

[GreenFlamingo]

I think he's a lovely person, seems a lot more genuine than most of the Instagrammers but he has gone way overboard in the past year. I don't know how Jim and Fron don't find it all a bit too much.
He needs some new material.

 

[Lassie don't go home]

The compression stockings really add something to her look
She is mad for the AF links, trying to get us to make her some money.
No matter how old fashioned she looks, nothing stops the freebies coming in the door though.

But i dont see the APPEAL?... who is her target audience?

 

[daddygoose35]

He’d go to the opening of a Dealz that fella. Surprised he didn’t bring his mammy and daddy with him.

His Dad was with him.

 

[daddygoose35]

Am i the only one who doesn't find malahide woman funny?

No you are not the only one. It was funny at the beginning but he has dragged the arse out of it at this stage.

 

[Ohhellno]

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Jaysus, don't wish the lad any harm -- but he's gotten big! Was taken back when this showed up on my Instagram stories. He did look well when he lost the weight for Operation Transformation.

I know I said this before but he was SO PROUD of himself after he lost all the weight on OT! He was showing off how he could close his blazers without any fuss. Devastated for him!