Jake Quickenden #61 A holiday & £30k cash he mumbled but the best part of LW was when he stumbled!

[Philimena cunk]

I haven't heard of that comic, but he will probs deck jake & he will be carried off , wig slipping to the floor, someone bashing it in terror, thinking it some sort of dangerous creature

Jakeys syrup refusing to leave the ring....

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

I'm not desperate to be liked

 

[VC10]

Urgh, why has he ALWAYS got to roll up his shorts like that FFS.

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Looks like a nappy

 

[HMC]

Fitted wardrobes are currently being installed in the attic. Only the best for Fakey

 

[Barbie2020]

Omg them boxes! What a lazy bastard, why doesn’t he go to the tip? He’s a proper disgrace. Doesn’t have an actual job so could make an effort of sorting the house.

He’s a loser. Thinks he’s got his big break by being on Loose Women. Meanwhile his “mate” Chris Hughes will more than likely be presenting from Cheltenham all week, what loads of men will actually watch. Why hasn’t Polly got him a gig on that? He looks like a horse so would fit right in Neigh

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Just seen this on Twitter. So basically like we all thought, the only reason people were up and dancing at that ball last week was because Polly made them

 

[PrincessJeanie]

If either of them had a brain they’d be dangerous. When you’re getting a bed to go into a smallish room, why would you not measure up first to make sure it fits Also why would you feel the need to show everyone on social media, that both you and your wife have absolutely no common sense and are obviously plain stupid.
As for Leo doing gymnastics? When does jumping in a foam pit constitute of doing gymnastics? He really likes to over exaggerate on everything

 

[QueenBeeofProsecco]

The queen is here! I blurred out the name just to be cautious.

What a wank stain he is

 

[Thatbird71]

I've just seen that he wore his little white knickers to go in that pool on Loose Women knowing full well they would be wet and see through when he got out not that there's much to see but his desperation is literally off the scale at this point

 

[PrincessJeanie]

For those who haven’t got Twitter

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Look who’s back

 

[Melaniejane79]

Is “people have been messaging me” an easier way of saying “ive been reading what you have been writing on tattle” …

 

[fredster2018]

Every time I see his head..

It just reminds me of this..

 

[gagzi]

Eagerly awaiting my favourite crazy recaps

It's going to be a good one..I can feel it in my bones!
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QJQ is a vile piece of shit..going to be fireworks when Flappy reads here! We all knew he was Carrot'in the parrot..she's a fucking idiot if she believes his shite. It's so blatantly obvious. Sleeping with Polly to get to the top when we all know really that he bats for the other side. Making out he's the perfect family man. He'd fuck them all off for the slightest sniff of fame and not look back. I can't believe how awful he actually is. On par with that fucking sleeze Cain.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I skipped through most of his ‘allegedly’ q&as yesterday cos quite frankly it’s the same old same old. He does them to put himself up for ‘work’ and to try and make out that everyone thinks he’s a nice guy I just watched a couple and realised he really is stupid. First story he says he’s been worrying about work and then says he’s sure good things will come. Only 3 stories later, he says he got the job from the audition he went for and he’ll reveal all soon. So either he doesn’t think this job is a good thing (his words not mine) or the obvious one is that yet again he’s slipped up and shown himself as the total fucking liar he is.

 

[HMC]

Hey Fake. Do yourself a favour and have a look at Tom from Mcflys stories. In his 1 day (as a Dad of 3 and a wife with a career other than filming herself), he’s performed in his kids assembly, fed his chickens, cleared out a chicken shed, written a song, zoom meeting and writing more of his book.
Now Im not a fan of Toms in the slightest, just wanted to highlight how much 1 person can fit in a day, it may just inspire you. We all get the same 24hrs() and you can do more than play on a mattress with NikNak and bathe in warm water.

 

[Barbie2020]

I know MH is different for everyone but I couldn’t imagine someone with crippling depression, anxiety being able to run around on TV acting like a big kid and being desperate to socialise with all these new people! I know there is high functioning mental health where you can lead a really busy normal life without showing you’re struggling to people but he’s just an attention seeker.

I will give him this that he could try and get a documentary about and have a realistic chance of being diagnosed with - NARCISSISM.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

As if Joey Essex is his pal. Fake just stop it now mate it's soooooooo embarrassing

Prickenden is a legit stalker. He sniffs out where he can place his comments for maximum attention. Sad tosser!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He’s either taking the piss or he’s lost the plot with his latest story. He does realise that Ed Sheeran is talking about people like him? Can’t believe the biggest attention seeking, desperate for validation on social media, beggiest twat out there has actually had the nerve to post that . Is he really that fucking delusional that he doesn’t see it

 

[Livia Fantasy]

welcome to the funniest thread on tattle. Have a look at the Wiki and see what this desperado is all about!

Often thought about it, but I'm enjoying the ignorance Just seems a sad gay man