Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!

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The thing is having no personality isn't a special needs thing either. My SEN kids (as the others) have clear personalities. My autistic boy is stubborn, fiesty and a joker even though he's only semi verbal. My CP boy can't talk but he speaks through his eyes if that makes sense, constantly got a smile on his face and like my other boy really cheeky finds it funny being naughty lol, he can be vacant at times but for 5 minutes at a time he goes off into his own little world.
 
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Hope your assessment goes well
 
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Thanks for all your votes for my thread title guyyyyys!!! *said in a SimpleSoph voice!

Recap:

Well, well, where do we start.

The last thread flew past with the Colchester Chavs going on a freebie Dubai 'PR stay', although the ASA will be working very hard now as most of the stories by both of them were not marked as such! Epic fail on behalf of the hotel management by choosing these arseholes to entice people to book. They won't! They yet again made Dubai look as boring and soulless as they are. Bad move.

Fakey, whilst pondering his next move to stay relevant, had a 'lightning bolt' moment and decided he was going to run the Marathon and 'raise funds for Sarcoma'. On day two of his 'training', he was already complaining about 'aches and pains' and has more of a chance of eating a Marathon Bar than actually running one.

Constantly filming, reading Tattle and keeping up with Twitter etc filled his days. Fred looked totally fed up of being filmed, they filmed the most cringeworthy reel known to man, a mysterious lump appeared in his pocket, which looked like a packet of fags, and Fred wore a very apt 'Fake' t-shirt! Footage was also seen of NikNak clearly walking strangely and as usual, away with the fairies!

We had a story involving the size of the prawns cooking and him referencing it to the proverbial insult of a prawn being used to insult a man's tiny cock. 'It doesn't bother me though anymore' - yeah right, tiny cock! Why mention it then?

We then had more photos and stories of them both glued to their phones, encouraging NikNak to yell in the hotel corridors, encouraging Fred to walk around barefoot and to kick a football right across a path where guests walk, Fakey making a spectacle of himself, stuffing his ratface with freebies, Fred being filmed falling over and they found it funny and Fakey taking the piss out of Flapz's 30th saying she looks more 40!

The Fakeys were then educated by Flapz that she calls red wine 'mum juice'. We are all still recovering from that one. We doubt there's any juice in her and she's as dry as Gandhi's old flip-flop being married to PantoBoy!!

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Today we saw an article about them in The Scum written by somebody ie Polly Parrot who had obviously still not slept all weekend due to a crack binge with the amount of shit written. The article, in itself, is a complete PR disaster. Nobody wants to read about a 'luxury £500 a night holiday' during a cost of living crisis (even though they got it for free). The 'fund-raising marathon' wasn't even mentioned so what was the point? The public will dislike you both even more after this!


EPIC FAIL Polly and Ratboy!!!

Let the fun commence Fakeys. He has to face reality now and those gummies are calling!!!

 
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Brilliant recap Crazy
 
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And that is what the kids see all day

mummy and daddy glued to a phone absolutely shocking

Even freddie is asking in that video why his mums taking a picture of his ice cream
neither have spent any time with the kids the whole holiday just filmed them fo content they are utterly disgusting
 

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The fact he’s using filters on Leo is alarming in my view.The last picture definitely has a filter on and not the first time he’s done it.Been great not seeing his ugly donkey teeth’s face today. Going
to be months of Leo running moaning and more moaning
 
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I definitely think Spud would be cute if we saw him doing anything other than eating or staring into space. Personalities are what make kids cute imo (not that I find many kids to be cute tbf).
 
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Just looking at the Instagram of the brilliant Luke Hamnet and who does this remind you of
 
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Didn't he say after he had a flurry of donations on his gofundme that he'd upped his target to £10k? Then the other day after it stalled around £3k he said he had no target just whatever he can raise? Saving face as usual
 
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Happy New Year All

Not sure if I have said it or not (I have been travelling and working away) so not been on socially media much to be honest (regardless I only ever see PANTO BOY stories here) but I see through quickly perusing the threads he’s still a DESPERATE CUNT

HI PANTO BOY - you both hit up AliExpress before this trip didn’t you ?

And those wedding shoes - getting your moneys worth out of them (I suspect fake).

Someone who I have been working with the last month (who is a performer & has a decent career, well known and earned a decent living - this is important I say this as even with his level of earnings - he said it’s impossible to keep up this level of designer spend) we then went down a rabbit hole talking about reality stars and their FAUX wealth. It’s pretty obvious the majority of their designer is FAKE, because the income doesn’t support that level of spend. The reason it got brought up was Gemma Collins (I saw her on cheetham hill road).

The performer didn’t know who PANTO BOY was at all (but did know GC - GC apparently tried to take him & his missus seats at an event, GC got escorted to her shit seat) and I showed him a videos from here.

The response : FUCK, he’s exhausting. Very childish, not very bright, seems a bit arrested in development (Jake ) but mainly exhausting talking nonsense. The other comment was, he’s like my daughter - she only cares about filming herself doing nothing but pout and he’s the same. Quite a good take.

Thought I would share this titbit.

Hope you are all good & safe
 
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Looks like flapz was busy trying to flog off her AliExpress tat yesterday whilst still on holiday.
That’s a real picture of Leo no filters.Does he ever smile or laugh without him forcing him to engage.Noticed Freddy looks stressed to lately she has him performing constantly for pictures so wrong on every level.They use those kids day in day out shameful pair of tossers .
 
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Why do ' media personalities' dress in crap look clothing? Those awful loafers , unbuttoned shirts, or blokes in stupid trousers from the stupid trouser shop that end 1/2 way down their calves, shoes with no socks etc
Fucking hell, kiss of death for me

Looks like flapz was busy trying to flog off her AliExpress tat yesterday whilst still on holiday.
And she's selling those crap cheap glasses at 3 quid or something when you can buy them brand-new on ebay at 99p with p&p ?
 
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