Jake Quickenden #151 STILL couldn’t get on Strictly...

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Quiet as she has the kids and doubt she would leave kit alone with that twit.Who wouid buy his old shoes 🤢🤢🤢Also why are they all different sizes from a 9 to 10 and 10 and a half 😂
 
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I’m new to this thread, although I’ve been reading here for quite some time
From what I’ve seen those 2 boys are feral and have no boundaries at all. I can’t stand him allowing them to jump all over the furniture the way they do, mainly because they will think it’s acceptable to do it at other people’s houses, not that they ever seem to get invited anywhere other than the grandparents houses!!
When is he meant to be moving out? I bet she can’t stand him being there. I really hope she doesn’t let him still have a key otherwise he will be coming and going whenever he feels like it which I don’t think is right once he has his own place
I would have been so pissed off at him turning up early hours of the morning saying he felt ill all just for content. I don’t think it’s amicable anymore between them. I’m not surprised
 
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Quiet as she has the kids and doubt she would leave kit alone with that twit.Who wouid buy his old shoes 🤢🤢🤢Also why are they all different sizes from a 9 to 10 and 10 and a half 😂
All grifted/ scrounged thats why....none of them bought
 
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Quiet as she has the kids and doubt she would leave kit alone with that twit.Who wouid buy his old shoes 🤢🤢🤢Also why are they all different sizes from a 9 to 10 and 10 and a half 😂
probably the smaller sizes are in the sale to clear as left overs.? Weve all seen it in the sales its why flappy bought that size 18 coat from m&s that shes never worn, His feet never look small for him and his fairly tall
 
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I’m new to this thread, although I’ve been reading here for quite some time
From what I’ve seen those 2 boys are feral and have no boundaries at all. I can’t stand him allowing them to jump all over the furniture the way they do, mainly because they will think it’s acceptable to do it at other people’s houses, not that they ever seem to get invited anywhere other than the grandparents houses!!
When is he meant to be moving out? I bet she can’t stand him being there. I really hope she doesn’t let him still have a key otherwise he will be coming and going whenever he feels like it which I don’t think is right once he has his own place
I would have been so pissed off at him turning up early hours of the morning saying he felt ill all just for content. I don’t think it’s amicable anymore between them. I’m not surprised
Welcome to commenting on the thread! Yes I wondered about him still having a key after he's left his former marital home, I hope Flaps puts her foot down. Years ago when my ex moved out he kept letting himself in, it was a real invasion of privacy & I ended up getting a solicitor to write to him.
 
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Searched Jack’s name on Vinted so I could have a nosey at what he’s selling and this is what came up 😂
What a load of bleeping tat. Spends for the next grifted holiday.
At least my vinted goes to a good cause. The dogs home where I got my fur baby from.
Grabbing bleep.
 
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Welcome to commenting on the thread! Yes I wondered about him still having a key after he's left his former marital home, I hope Flaps puts her foot down. Years ago when my ex moved out he kept letting himself in, it was a real invasion of privacy & I ended up getting a solicitor to write to him.
Thank you for the welcome 🤗
Good for you! I think he will still see it as his house
 
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Welcome to commenting on the thread! Yes I wondered about him still having a key after he's left his former marital home, I hope Flaps puts her foot down. Years ago when my ex moved out he kept letting himself in, it was a real invasion of privacy & I ended up getting a solicitor to write to him.
She's a silly cow letting him come and go. My ex was still putting his tit in the van as the locksmith was changing the locks..
 
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Also, regarding buying a house I think that’s extremely unlikely.

Firstly he would need to get off the mortgage he’s on with Flaps. That can take ages and SHE would need to be able to afford to take it on her own. I think it’d be unlikely the bank would transfer the mortgage into just her name when she doesn’t appear to have a proper income. And presumably she’d need a larger mortgage so as to buy out his share?

Also, usually all the above would have been agreed by the courts during the divorce process which again I don’t think they’ve gone through as he would have 💯 posted à sad selfie with his Decree Absolut.

And then even if that had been sorted out, the likelihood equally of the bank lending to him? He hasn’t got a steady income and I don’t think Natwest are gonna lend Jake £500k on the basis he’s gonna play one of the weird sisters in a panto in Dagenham later this year.
 
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So he must read and posted he’s trusted to have kit😂😂Sorry to say but kit looks like his mum😂Also they part own that house so as I have no idea what that means will leave either explanation to our lovely tattlers to help explain how that works if they sell.He will be renting no way that gob will get a mortgage and interest rates going up in October.Maybe his enabler mum has remortgage her house to give the wonder boy some spends.
 
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Yeh it’s all very odd isn’t it? As well as not actually earning proper wages, I can only imagine how much they have on credit cards, Klarna etc which they look at too. What does blow my brain is the amount Flaps spent on a boob job, holidays and new clothes this year.

Somebody who is well off does not have to sell clothes, manky old shoes and children’s toys on Vinted. I think possibly Matt and Zelda have put a deposit down on a house for him, that’s the only way I can imagine he’s in a house with a mortgage.
 
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you google Jake Quickenden companies house and look at his business (JQ Entertainment Limited) his last accounts done in Nov look relatively healthy. They aren’t the full picture as they are micro accounts, but are showing £350k in Capital & Reserves.
When you compare that to Flaps (search Sophie CN Limited) that’s only showing £72k. The Fig Tree business is also under her name, but as it’s new there is nothing submitted.

Be interesting to see the full profit and loss account not just the balance sheet. That may tell a different story
 
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I don’t think Natwest are gonna lend Jake £500k on the basis he’s gonna play one of the weird sisters in a panto in Dagenham later this year.
Spot on, every word. Not a hope in hell, but I absolutely loved your last line. 🤣 It would be a difficult one to get past the underwriters alright, I'd say. 🤣
 
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He didn’t work much last year other than cheap plays and five minutes on a podcast😂😂His fight money is that included as the wick certainly didn’t donate any as promised on live tv.
 
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you google Jake Quickenden companies house and look at his business (JQ Entertainment Limited) his last accounts done in Nov look relatively healthy. They aren’t the full picture as they are micro accounts, but are showing £350k in Capital & Reserves.
When you compare that to Flaps (search Sophie CN Limited) that’s only showing £72k. The Fig Tree business is also under her name, but as it’s new there is nothing submitted.

Be interesting to see the full profit and loss account not just the balance sheet. That may tell a different story
I just don’t understand CH accounts. So he had £350k? My pal split with her husband and bought him out of house but bearing in mind it wasn’t shared ownership plus they had a small house/mortgage and been together a long time it is still a struggle. I don’t understand how they don’t seem bothered about splitting when neither Fakey or Flaps have a stable income
 
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I just don’t understand CH accounts. So he had £350k? My pal split with her husband and bought him out of house but bearing in mind it wasn’t shared ownership plus they had a small house/mortgage and been together a long time it is still a struggle. I don’t understand how they don’t seem bothered about splitting when neither Fakey or Flaps have a stable income
Beyond me too, I’d be sitting bricking it, how the heck he got 350k 😮
 
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Welcome @ngag we're a friendly bunch on here🥰🥰🥰
Yeah I agree, Mummy Zelda must have helped him with a deposit. Now way can he afford a house on his own down there. I think he has got savings, it's something he mentioned in an interview a few years back. Cos he doesn't have steady work he has some savings in case he doesn't get work. Last year he barely had any work he did the n*nce play for 10 weeks then he had panto in Scarborough and a few weekends in Warrington in January then his 2 minute appearances on TM can't pay that much🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
The pout🤮🤮🤮
So he's taking the boys away for 3 nights, poor Leo missing 2 days of school when he's just gone back🙁🙁🙁 Saying he made cottage pie, didn't Flaps make one a few days ago, and we know he can't cook. Poor Kit really does look like Zelda😏😏😏 and will she be going with Fakey or is he going to actually manage the boys on his own🤯🤯🤯
 

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