Jake Quickenden #151 STILL couldn’t get on Strictly...

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So Zelda didn’t know they are coming? Giving her a shopping list for the kids.Both so fake and won’t be watching either until he’s left on Sunday🥱
 
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So Zelda didn’t know they are coming? Giving her a shopping list for the kids.Both so fake and won’t be watching either until he’s left on Sunday🥱
Egga
Bread
Milk
Two new parents who give a tit
Toilet roll
Butter
 
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He really needs to re evaluate he life choices, its clear to us all that his showbiz career isn't going to give his the big bucks he was hoping for. With divorce on the cards and 2 children to support he really needs a more stable source of income. He'll be expected to support those boys financially until they finish their education as well as finding somewhere suitable for them to live. Those poor children need some stability in their lives which clearly isnt going to come from their mother! So how about Fakey you get a proper job and provide for your children and give them the life they deserve.
 
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Is he not scared? - he's got no fixed abode at the minute, no stable income so flogging bits for two quid a pop on vinted that are more befitting of the charity shop and two kids to pay for. I'd be bricking not playing at wrestling pretending that's my "job" 🤦🏾‍♀️
 
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So the Colchester Carer has driven elevenityhundred miles to call upon his ailing mother, bringing her broth, blankets & incontinence pants? Errr no, he's dumped his kids there, she's had to get food in & cook it for them & no doubt sort bedding etc (which will all be washed tomorrow). bleep has got a couple of hours at Butlins getting banged in the ring.
 
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Zelda looks like she cooked the food he requested
and kit eating none of it.Does Matt not have any children on his own? I know she’s a bit older than him and she seems to have found a good one in him.Any man who puts up with her ocd and spending unnecessary money on a house they couldn’t sell deserves a medal.
 
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So the Colchester Carer has driven elevenityhundred miles to call upon his ailing mother, bringing her broth, blankets & incontinence pants? Errr no, he's dumped his kids there, she's had to get food in & cook it for them & no doubt sort bedding etc (which will all be washed tomorrow). bleep has got a couple of hours at Butlins getting banged in the ring.
This whole post wins comment of the week 😂 the colchester carer 😭
 
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Is he not scared? - he's got no fixed abode at the minute, no stable income so flogging bits for two quid a pop on vinted that are more befitting of the charity shop and two kids to pay for. I'd be bricking not playing at wrestling pretending that's my "job" 🤦🏾‍♀️
I’d be bricking it, do they really think bank of mum and dad will last forever??? 🤦‍♀️
 
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Oh my christ bleep has posted that damn reel THREE times now, with him grilling Maris with 'in depth, non led, eye opening questions.' Give it a rest brav, it hasn't garnered the interest & accolade you were assuming. It's weak & unfunny at best, Maris looking totally perplexed at the closed questions.
 
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I thought that and the desperation is showing what a hole of a person he is.The way he exposes that young boy is disgraceful
 
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He’s got nothing better to do than reply to people on the comments on this post 😂 no idea why there still posting about the split tbh
 

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Think he was hoping to get more publicity than he did as no one bleeping cares about those idiots.Used the spilt and his mum to avoid a driving ban shows what a soulless pig he is.Doubt Butlins pays much but goes to prove he’s working as he calls it.Dragging those boys all that way for one night is ridiculous.Its all about him making out he’s such a great dad but we see you jack.
 
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Is the bride wearing the pyjamas flappy tried to sell on vinted that got marked as sold and were spotted the next week on her airer ? If not its very similar.
Fake i think could possibly erk out a living doing fitness stuff or seminars on how to lie in court to get of driving bans.
Cannot think of one skill flappys got that could be transferable into a wage that can support her spending habits,she seems to think shes to good for most things but she doesn't seem capable of sticking at anything apart from the begging and shes certainly not coming across as a decent mum either
 

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I call bull on Zelda not knowing he was going🙄🙄🙄 she follows him and he said he was going the other day, was it Thursday when he told us what he was doing and how many miles he was driving🤡🤡🤡
Bet Fakey loves doing the wrestling with half naked men😛😛😛
 

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    Flaps out again🙄🙄🙄 why couldn't her Mum have the boys at home. Those boys are always getting dragged all over. No wonder Kit doesn't sleep properly, never knows where he’s sleeping!

    It was one night Flappy ffs you thicko, why does she keep saying it was two🤡🤡🤡
     

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    Colchester Carer getting his early breakfast in ahead of winching his mother out of bed, changing her incontinence pants & spooning her puree.
     
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