Jake Quickenden #143 No fixed address

[OnlyJustSaying]

Still not in the house then or we'd have had a moody bed selfie with that first story. Air BnB still booked out until 19th April. Doing another test reel to see if it will get much engagement and also to convince Flappy to take him back
Doesn't care about Instagram but the story tells us he does We all know he lives for Insta!

He’s not well. Why does a grown stank man like Fakey care so much about insta engagement? The gag of it all is when he pretends he doesn’t care.

 

[Robin71]

New ailment unlocked he now has body dysmorphia! Honest to god this bloke really isn't wired right his constant need for sympathy and attention off total strangers is just so weird!

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Latest ailment of the week

DYSMORPHIA

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

New ailment unlocked he now has body dysmorphia! Honest to god this bloke really isn't wired right his constant need for sympathy and attention off total strangers is just so weird!

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it! Look at Mummy Zelda

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Dear god

 

[Barbie2020]

I don’t think someone with a big following should be making jokes about body dysmorphia / seasonal depression. Some people genuinely have these things and it doesn’t take much to get cancelled these days. The sad thing is this reel is a trial one as it says it was posted 4 days ago and it’s still getting poor engagement.

It has gave me a little chuckle this morning that he’s probably thrown a tantrum cos his first reel was abysmal. Harping on about his family and kids is what gets him most likes so that must have really pissed him off good.

The reason no one likes your posts is because they are boring and unfunny. Like the one he deleted, he’s romanticising his life but most people have families who they love. I don’t think he understands that 99.99999% of Instagram don’t give a tit about his kids. And he’s not funny at all. Just like his Mum. It’s the Tena Huns that have made him think he’s got the most special kids and the funniest mum. It’s not true.

 

[bluecups]

Honestly if I saw some sad twit walking backwards down the street filming themself and gurning into their phone I'd have to shout out head or similar. How bleeping ridiculous would that look? Wouldn't think much of it if it were some teenager but a thirty eight year old man? Nah, get the duck outta here

 

[MissMona]

Why would he think body dysmorphia would be seasonal? Forgive my ignorance but I thought it was a condition where the sufferer sees their body differently to the rest of the world. Surely that's a year round thing? And this absolute twit has his body on show whatever the weather. What an attention seeking bleep!!!

 

[gagzi]

Why would he think body dysmorphia would be seasonal? Forgive my ignorance but I thought it was a condition where the sufferer sees their body differently to the rest of the world. Surely that's a year round thing? And this absolute twit has his body on show whatever the weather. What an attention seeking bleep!!!

Exactly what i was thinking. People with body dysmorphia do not like showing their bodies off at all, while this wick has his on show 24/7. Makes me sick he does!

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

Why is his rit multiverse reel not on his grid? Or was it on there & he's deleted it?

 

[VC10]

More fan than Nigella….

Flaps Craddock

Post of the thread !

 

[ItsmeImtheproblemitsme]

He’s got the complete opposite of BDD, he’s overly confident of his body and appearance

 

[VC10]

.....Flaps Craddock & Dsymorphic Jake



Sounds like a bad american cops series

 

[JazzFan]

Yes people with body dysmorphia often topless sigh he has way too much time

 

[Nunyabuzinezz]

Seeing Fakey ripping his trousers off has put me right off my lunch

 

[Philimena cunk]

.....Flaps Craddock & Dsymorphic Jake



Sounds like a bad american cops series

Flappy Craddock and the Galloping Gobshite..
(Apologies, Grahame Kerr).

 

[GimmeTheTea!]

The only conditions he suffers from is cuntitus and liabetes.

 

[Robin71]

Yet another nail in the coffin of his already dying career since when is it appropriate to strip off to your skiddies in front of two young girls? If that was my girls that would have been the end of what little is left of his career

 

[mollyann]

Can anyone explain how being stood in your baggy a underpants is appropriatebleeping creep and I wish someone would pull him up on his behaviour as he’s disgusting

 

[mollyann]