Jake Quickenden #143 No fixed address

[fredster2018]

Thread suggestion for the incoming shit show, in how the wham rap (enjoy what you do) goes…

Jake Quickenden #144: Wham Bam, I am a sham

 

[fredster2018]

 

[bluecups]

Found this on x and my god is all I can sayThis is just tragic on many levels but his entire presence is just a walking ickView attachment 3919883

He's looking more like his Police Academy Blue Oyster Bar doppelganger every day...

 

[bluecups]

Jake prancing around his his naff jeans and trainers pretending to be twenty years younger than he is...

 

[Essy84]

Kit struggling to sleep? - let him listen to granny rambling on about her soaps on Instagram, that'll send him off

 

[Staple]

At this point I feel like I see his tits more than my own.

 

[mila245]

I don’t participate in this thread, only read occasionally but the thread titles kill me offI’ve took to calling my chihuahua a snippy little queen

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

The echo of fannies clanging shut can be heard ...

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

[QUOTE="Philimena cunk, post: 24503056, member: 170388"]
Not the same. A total nonentity and his Andrew Tate lookalike dad ....
Or as he's now known, Lawrence of dry labia..
[/QUOTE]
Thread title nomination!

Jake Quickenden #144 Lawrence of Dry Labia

(All credit of course to @Philimena cunk!)

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

I feel like if you’ve just got back together you’d be overly lovey dovey. He just seems his passive aggressive self. Has he shown any flowers ?

Attention seeking arse.

Cunty does not love her one bit. He just wants to be back in his (former) marital home, keeping his 'nice guy' image going & most importantly of all Maris on tap for endless content.

He doesn't love people, he loves what they do for him. His: 'I'd be lost without you' to Flaps & his mum reads as - I need the status, I need the handouts, I need the lifestyle, I need people running around after me while I selfishly live my best life. Cunt.

 

[mollyann]

Please take her credit card awayWtf is that And shut the fucking wardrobe doors

 

[Barbie2020]

She said it’s meant to be oversized???

 

[Robin71]

Tries to pay her a compliment but still can't resist getting in a nasty dig vile vile little man with his acorn dick

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

The hair fibers ain't hair fibering

 

[Lico]

Flaps new coat, so she can rob snacks for the fam.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

No we don't Fakey
Some comments from the DM,
Jake Quickenden #144 Jake Quickenwig, he'd attend a bowel opening
Thanks to the DM comments for that one

 

[bluecups]

So obviously Chat GPT, we've followed Fakey long enough to know that there's no way on earth he wrote this.

Fraudulent Fakey strikes again.

 

[Turmeric123]

Things are extraordinarily quiet
Maybe we should. ..

 

[ShowMeTheHoney]

 

[bluecups]

Just caught up from yesterday. Those Daily Mail comments are fucking comedy gold but one in particular finished me off...

JAKE QUICKENWIG