Jake Quickenden #142 Absolute twunt

Justdee · Mar 7, 2026

VC10 said:
She really is his dogsbody. Shes driving again.
He cant do anything? Dysfunctional.

His proberly not on the insurance for her leased new car that she never mentioned
Or got ratted last night and still not fit to drive
Or His just a lazy twat

Jane_Mcdonald · Mar 7, 2026

Justdee said:
His proberly not on the insurance for her leased new car that she never mentioned
Or got ratted last night and still not fit to drive
Or His just a lazy twat

All 3 I'd say

Does anyone know which Centreparcs they are at?

cazellie · Mar 7, 2026

Justdee said:
Does soph edit her pictures and I dont mean cutting the stain of a husband out ,. The angle on her knee i know shes very slim but that looks like a proper angle going on.
And im sorry picking but ive said it before those bunions that looks painful why you spend money on blowing your lips uo and on boulders then more to get the boulders fixed when your feet are like that ...surely that has to be painful

Her face looks awful here. I am sure she aspires to be like Posh Spice.

cazellie · Mar 7, 2026

Justdee said:
His proberly not on the insurance for her leased new car that she never mentioned
Or got ratted last night and still not fit to drive
Or His just a lazy twat

Wasn’t it wondered a while back if he had been banned from driving? Obv not now because we have seen him driving but back when he got rid of his old car and got Matt to fund the other one

ShowMeTheHoney · Mar 7, 2026

A 'papering over the cracks holiday' is never a good idea, especially when you're dragging 3 kids along for the ride. You just know they are in separate beds, tensions are high & words sharp and on top of this, the added trauma of passport gate. I feel so sorry for Freddie. In his short life he's already seen his mum & dad split & now he's facing it again. I bet Cunty & Flaps aren't careful round him with their bickering. He's been displaced by 3 new brothers AND he has Cunty Chops as a role model calling him 'brav.'

JazzFan · Mar 7, 2026

Jane_Mcdonald said:
All 3 I'd say
Does anyone know which Centreparcs they are at?

The cheapest probably

Poor freddie going back to school

FlorrieMutton · Mar 7, 2026

Fakey’s quiet isnt he? Do you think he’s called 111 and waiting a call back from a doctor about his laryngitis? Or just taken to his bed sulking?

bargainhunt99 · Mar 7, 2026

JazzFan said:
Omg!!!! you won the internet today

*takes a bow*

ShowMeTheHoney · Mar 7, 2026

FlorrieMutton said:
Fakey’s quiet isnt he? Do you think he’s called 111 and waiting a call back from a doctor about his laryngitis? Or just taken to his bed sulking?

Someone's probably gone up to him at CP & said: 'Weren't you Jake Quickenden once?"

Inchhighprivateeye · Mar 7, 2026

ShowMeTheHoney said:
A 'papering over the cracks holiday' is never a good idea, especially when you're dragging 3 kids along for the ride. You just know they are in separate beds, tensions are high & words sharp and on top of this, the added trauma of passport gate. I feel so sorry for Freddie. In his short life he's already seen his mum & dad split & now he's facing it again. I bet Cunty & Flaps aren't careful round him with their bickering. He's been displaced by 3 new brothers AND he has Cunty Chops as a role model calling him 'brav.'

Same as the ‘papering over the cracks baby’

ShowMeTheHoney · Mar 7, 2026

Ok... any ideas?

Philimena cunk · Mar 7, 2026

ShowMeTheHoney said:
Ok... any ideas?
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Shove it back up where it came from. That'll make cuntys eyes water

Lico · Mar 7, 2026

ShowMeTheHoney said:
Someone's probably gone up to him at CP & said: 'Weren't you Jake Quickenden once?"

I'd say they asked him was he Chris Hughes friend.

Justdee · Mar 7, 2026

ShowMeTheHoney said:
Ok... any ideas?
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Poor kid looks like his dad here
But who wants to see anyones kid with a open mouth full of food

bluecups · Mar 7, 2026

New thread, Fakeys xxx

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