Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance

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Also she was tied up in knots with the different units from the off, further compounded by thinking that a fridge runs for 24 hrs/day (it’ll switch off and on to maintain temperature, it’s not consuming power all day unless you’ve left the door open and it’s trying to chill the entire kitchen).
She could have directed her followers to any one of the numerous online calculators, but oh no, everyone get out your moleskine and poke your tongue out the side of your mouth, it’s maffs time.

I believe we are still waiting for the workings out for the other appliances. And to find this useful.
 
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We are never going to find this omnibollocks useful.
 
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I've only commented on this thread a few times but honestly LFC Jack can fuck right off.. I was born in Liverpool in 1979 I"ve lived here all my life, knew people who died at Hillsborough. I would honestly kick her back down to Southend if I seen her in the wild. fuck off Jack you middle class cos playing poverty grifting workshy cunt. We don't want you. In fact I don't think no one does.
 
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I believe we are still waiting for the workings out
Big Electric is FAR RIGHT.

A car works on 12v and provides:
Air conditioning.
Multi-zone heating and cooling,
A comfortable living space no matter where you roam to.
Interior and Exterior lighting.
Access to cheaper supermarkets
The ability to commute to work easier.
etc, etc.

All you right wing Driving License having heathens. paying 5% on the 240v we RENTERS are paying.
 
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Like swapping a radiator for a cooker, cos of gas in the pipes if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow a small stetson off
As my lovely recently departed mam would say, "if she had shit for brains she couldn't fill a bucket", although to be honest I think a much smaller vessel would be ambitious in this case.

She'd also say, "tell the truth and shame the devil", advice that Jackie could use.
 
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Usually this time of year she’d be getting those sweet festival gigs. A few grand just for showing up in thrice worn jeans with no need to prepare or do anything new or original. She must feel pretty panicked that that income stream is gone.
 
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Jack couldn't fill an (inexplicable) egg cup.
 
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my recently departed dad used to say “if brains were gunpowder, she couldn’t blow her nose”

It feels relevant to Guest on a few levels, really.
 
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46 quid a month to run her 'industrial freezer'?! She's telling us where the bodies are lads!
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Hunger Hurts³
3 x the hunger
3 x the hurts
3 x the jackhacks

---jack maths - grifting a hellsite near you this summer---
 
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Whats the point anyway? If it's that bad you just don't turn them on.
About as much point as moving your furniture in front of your radiators so you forget they exist.

The National and international media fucking ATE that radiators, bread, jam and lightbulbs bullshit up though.
It’s absolutely mindblowing to realise that literally not a single one of these things actually really happened.

You couldn’t make it up.

But she did. And was feted for it for an entire fucking decade, until she took it one greedy grift too far.

ETA: Jack, if think you can come back, you’re even more of a fucking idiot than you’ve shown everyone you are thus far - which admittedly seems impossible, you vile fantasist absolute fucking moron. What a complete embarrassment you are.
 
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As a Liverpool fan from over the water I do wish she'd stop. It's just so cringe and by my maffs: guest tweet of support=bad result.

To be a pedant I'd argue she's not a wool
 
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