Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance

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Reminds me of this.

 
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I'm actually at a game, you performative eejit. What an infected pustule of a person.
 
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Wonder who the poor Liverpool fan is that Jack has her eye on. (Poor in the philosophical sense, I’m sure they’re moderately wealthy). I’m sure they’ve just been treated to 90 minutes of Jack honking in their ear about Liverpowl, while sneakily checking Wikipedia for football rules and pretending to write down statistics in a £15 moleskin notebook.

And now the poor sod is probably having to listen to her slopping up a storm in the kitchen making Fuckmeinthearse Fettucine or some vile concoction.
 
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Rabbit hole of research = read his Wikipedia entry.

Shut up Jack. I'm bored with you now. And please leave football to people who actually watch it. Thx babe
 
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why does it have to be "I've been down a rabbit hole of research" like she's been down the British Library raiding the stacks and firing up the microfiche readers, instead of 'I've looked into him he seems ite'
 
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why does it have to be "I've been down a rabbit hole of research" like she's been down the British Library raiding the stacks and firing up the microfiche readers, instead of 'I've looked into him he seems ite'
Because she is such a boring, basic, twat, she has to elevenerife everything
 
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Screenies? That definitely needs immortalising, and reposting at regular intervals
 
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To be fair to guest, I also went down a rabbit hole of research on him earlier. I typed “Liverpool manager” into Google cos I didn’t get the joke about how almost perfect his surname is.
I mean, that’s research. Right?
 
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why does it have to be "I've been down a rabbit hole of research" like she's been down the British Library raiding the stacks and firing up the microfiche readers, instead of 'I've looked into him he seems ite'
Shh, don’t mention the British Library or Jack will be trying to elvenirife their devastating cyber attack.
 
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And people are still doing it - check out the date on this screenshot. It seems there is an endless pool of people who still cling to the notion that she is entirely deserving of their charity.

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Why do the squigs think money is the solution? Why don't they signpost her to counselling services, abuse charities, IT experts? Why is the response always to throw money at the issue.
Also, Guest has a cheek talking about disparity. I'll bet she has never tipped anyone in her life. Remember her disdain for service workers and bus users. Anything she donated to the food bank was donated to her too. Her unwanted Mel Donte prunes for example. That's not charitable. She used the TT as an offloading service.
 
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I just had a look at her, I think, original instagram account. I know she's not used it for a while and has possibly deleted some of her content etc... but it's weird to me that she wasn't following Liverpool FCs official instagram account, what with her being a lifelong fan
 
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Don't forget the £20 tip Shatty said she gave to the manager of the Thai restaurant after the filthy penny bath photoshoot (after he'd let them eat for free as thanks "for all the good she does" in what totally wasn't a calculated, prearranged exchange).
 
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We are having a chill day at home with the radio on ( fancy) and i just realised that bascially all of jacks personality espcially on twitter is thd song behind blue eyes. This song is written from the villians perspective and she is all up in that niche. Hilarious!
 
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