I like to imagine the scene played out when the evil photographers / journos somehow convinced guest to pose a little bit nude in a bath full of money…
Evil media types “so, we’ve got this great angle yeh, it’s you…semi nude and get this…you’re in a bath full of cash, smirking”
Guest “Won’t that look kind of insane, greedy, stupid, rude, smug, devious, grabby, deviant, perverse, arrogant, narcissistic and totally fucking mental given the fact that pretty much the whole of the internet has recently realised I’m a grifting, thieving, no good chancer who parts the poor from their cash and the entire purpose of this interview was to somehow recover from that and save my flabby, floundering joke of a career?”
Evil media types “as mentioned…you’d be semi nude…”
Guest “….’ere hold me knickers”
FIN
Evil media types “so, we’ve got this great angle yeh, it’s you…semi nude and get this…you’re in a bath full of cash, smirking”
Guest “Won’t that look kind of insane, greedy, stupid, rude, smug, devious, grabby, deviant, perverse, arrogant, narcissistic and totally fucking mental given the fact that pretty much the whole of the internet has recently realised I’m a grifting, thieving, no good chancer who parts the poor from their cash and the entire purpose of this interview was to somehow recover from that and save my flabby, floundering joke of a career?”
Evil media types “as mentioned…you’d be semi nude…”
Guest “….’ere hold me knickers”
FIN