Sideboard Bob
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Curry’s should put out a statement saying something like -
“We didn’t break the fryer,
it was Big Dave’s daughter, when she added water”
“We didn’t break the fryer,
it was Big Dave’s daughter, when she added water”
I am going to swear, and you all know how fuming I must be...Oh here’s another bit of Gloss timeline Cosplay mithering too.
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Still cosplaying in 2017. Dressed up for The Gays and dressed up for The Glossers. Oh, and for the media
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It’s just horrible. When I was much more pov I’d start my Xmas shopping in August and get nice bits, like wooden tea/food sets, brio trains etc, a bit at a time and put off the water bill. Like any parent I’ve made mistakes along the way but I hope none of my kids have ever felt like they didn’t deserve nice things.
I feel sad now.
That’s what “came” to my mind too.The first picture is so silly it looks like she has a horse’s mane. I would come up with a joke about horse spunk lasagne but I’m EXHAUSTED
The food writer we call Trifle Defender also called out guest's desire to burn your house down.George Michael MBE said:"Ease up, Dave. Just come and get yo girl."
Presented without commentSpeaking of, here’s 2015. Tradwifing it up with Leggy and then AFTER Leggy. Spot the difference.
Cosplaying Cunt. Looking at the pics of her when she was engaged to Louisa in 2019 and Leggy in 2015 it’s amazing how vanilla she gets when she has a rich Sugarmama in the bag.View attachment 2533100View attachment 2533102View attachment 2533121View attachment 2533103View attachment 2533076View attachment 2533073View attachment 2533108View attachment 2533104and after Leggy (this first one just 2 weeks after they split, already glomming on to a new source of £££- and the month after the one above was taken)
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It raised over a grand in 15 minutes for a cat whose owner couldn’t be fucked to insure it, so just imagine how much Jack raised to sue the near-universally loathed Lee Anderson in the year she claimed she was suing him.The Essex grifting Queen is dead ..... long live the Queen. Textbook stuff with the 'only if you can afford it' disclaimer included.
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Jack Monroe: basically a chilled out entertainer
I can imagine it all in 10 years time, Jack still desperate for fame. She rings the Guardian with a promise of a scoop. Nobody in the office have ever heard of her, but Mable, the cleaner said she remembers a strange looking woman with a man's name that used to hang around a few years back. They decide to send someone out to check what it's all about ...I'm curious as to what options Guest has open to her to come back into the public eye.
Attempting to return to the world of food is also probably a bust. The Curry's debacle could have been a good start, but it has been a real fuck up although absolutely typical for her - shit recipes that don't work and sound disgusting, with a side order of peril. It goes to show that even when she's given an opportunity to get back into the field she apparently cares about so much, she fucks it due to laziness and unprofessionalism. TV is also a no-go due to her lack of talent, charisma and reliability, coupled with her unprofessionalism, egocentrism and dreadful reputation.
I think we can safely assume her name is mud/a laughing stock in the food community. She's not getting any writing gigs. There's enough dodginess due to Sue Lee and questions about her ever-changing backstory (coupled with the Shattenstone article) to torpedo her credibility as a poverty 'expert'. Plus combined with the fact she has no actual knowledge of what's going on right now or accurate sources of help and support, and can only bleat on about the time when she was THRUST into poverty over a decade ago, or ghoulish baiting about DEAD shoplifting grandpas surviving on toothpaste or something.
She tried the drugs'n'sideboards mea culpa in the Grauniad at the beginning of 2023, but it only served to highlight what an appalling grifter she is. And it certainly didn't make people feel sympathetic towards her. I don't know how much more she could reveal without exposing a lot more of her lies and grift to the point where it's genuinely uncomfortable and damaging for the people around her.
Every single thing she has tried to do - from food to writing to campaigning to even just being hard up (and being a Stone Dyke lesbian, blurgh) - there are people coming through who are nicer, more talented, more professional, more knowledgeable, more authentic, more humble and more honest.
Personally, I'm glad she's off social media. I'd like to see her out of the media forever as she doesn't deserve a place in the spotlight. She had it, and she used it for nothing but boosting her own ego and bank account while claiming to be on the side of the poor. Every time Jack's voice is amplified she's honking over someone with actual knowledge, expertise or lived experience.
I hope she gets an actual job where she can develop some skills before it's too late, reconnect with her son and wider family, sort out her health and mental wellbeing, and do some actual good in the world without it all being about buffing her monstrous ego or the usual pack of lies.
Oh, and close your Patreon, you lying grifter.
Audible gasps can be heard all over the land.
this is like when Mr Laz calls me mySundayfull birth name
Normal service has resumed. I am just at breaking point again. Probably in need of a break from here, but I can't leave you lot alone. You are all so funny, insightful, compassionate, informative and so much more. I miss you all when I take a break.Yeah, everyone’s just whistling tunelessly, scuffing their foot on the ground and pretending it didn’t happen