Jack Monroe #531 I hate it here, thanks

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WHY THE TMI ABOUT SNOGGING
What is this balls about nerve endings? does... she... not understand the difference between fillers and botox?
Also, guest, you might want to have a word with Vie Aesthetics and ask them not to post about your visiting them on the internet?

And while you're reading here, CLOSE YOUR PATREON YOU LYING FRAUD
 
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Have you seen this vid at the link below posted by @Marmalade Atkins of guest CACKLING at literally duck all (and which for some unknown reason she felt compared to share with the world)? It’s summed up perfectly by @NomDeGuerre as:

*manic laughter*
*sniff*
*more manic laughter*

"when you've thrown the ball can you pick up that plastic in the border*
*gale of laughter*
It’s truly bizarre. As is her “ai dewnt even knew ef yooo laik carbonaaara” flopping and flinging herself about on the sofa CACKLING when she’s being vulgar GAUCHE to Diva about her and Leggy. ETA linky link
Sorry but that first video is heartbreaking. She is on another planet and her poor child is desperately joining in in order to have some sort of normal moment with her.
 
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“You’re all a bunch of meany pants jealous witches who are jealous because I saw Barbie and was at the back like a cool witch necking with my new beau!!! I got an edgy joke that no one else got because I’m so cool and edgy and unique!!!! I like green sweets better than red because I’m not basic like you!!!!” - a mother in her mid thirties
 
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Dear Jack,

Why don't you just say "Tattle"? Could it be that you don't want any of your ever-diminishing clan of weird disciples to find the receipts?
 
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What is this balls about nerve endings? does... she... not understand the difference between fillers and botox?
Yeah I’ve not got a clue. I’ve had fillers and if anything they make your lips more sensitive because they push up the softer more sensitive skin from your inner lips. That was my experience anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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Hang on, didn't her "aesthetician" drop her right on it on Instagram for having lip fillers? Or did I imagine this when I was in a fugue state?
 
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I assume the fillers comment is a classic "then & now". I had them *then* because self care/esteem issues. Now, I haven't had them as it was more than a day ago. The Celery Town photos with portrait mode will tell a truth.

I'm thinking she's had a warning from her baiting comments yesterday, so is extra snarky.

Jack, I have a life thanks. I have a salaried job with a pension, private healthcare etc. I know you have Patreon which is like a monthly salary, but I turn up every day and get paid for my skills, experience. I have real friends who I see often, a couple of hobbies. Doesn't mean I can't find time to highlight scammers & charlatans so vulnerable people aren't conned. It's activism in a way. And more effective than you shouting on Twitter.

Now, excuse me. I need to watch the Barbie film then have a parmo. Thankspaceyou.
 
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Sorry but that first video is heartbreaking. She is on another planet and her poor child is desperately joining in in order to have some sort of normal moment with her.
She’s a bleeping sociopath. Cackling maniacally TWICE at her poor cat being clearly distressed by the dog she’s decided to buy, and then telling her kid to pick up the litter in her crappy neglected garden.
 
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