Jack Monroe #509 The Silence of the Scams.

[stunrw]

Id rarher watch boris Johnston try his hand at porn than watch her on QT. At least he would provide traumatised laughs!

To be fair, having watched that MP on QT last night that ONLY reason I can think for her selection was because Bozza fancied his chances.

She certainly wasn't hired for her brain power or debating ability!

Probably find there is a video somewhere..........

 

[ochebalboa]

What's the latest?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Can I add 'says something edgy but ultimately it's a meaningless soundbite' to the QT bingo?

I was trying to think of examples but the only one Ican recall was the crap free school meals lunches “poverty picnic”

 

[stunrw]

Lurpak and Marmite. Come at me!

God no! Syrup only!

Oh and Bit before the watershed

 

[Captainmouse]

Will that mean she becomes known as the grifter formerly known as Jack Monroe?

Naaa guest

 

[Fleasyweezy]

It has become whats called “case law” so unfortunately it may be referred to in future cases. Of course none of it is to do with guest, all to do with Warby J (now LJ) who was setting precedent. Its like when you hear a murder trial sentencing and the learned judge refers to previous cases they have read up on to help them with the sentencing exercise.

So in future libel cases you may hear the judge refer to Monroe v Hopkins but its more likely to be over dirty deletes or the very specific examination of specific points of the case. Her making out that she made legal history are, im afraid, bollocks. Had HOPKiNS bothered to turn uo and submit to cross, Warby J’s position could have been different. As it was he had to cope with guest honking in the box for a day and a written statement from the defendant.

Guest and Markpal did not come out of that one smelling of roses and the judicial displeasure was clear in the remarks

Thank(space)you, tender stem

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Christ.
To it ALL just, Christ.

I don't take the Lord's name in vain, but bliddy hell! That's EXACTLY what I thought!

 

[stunrw]

I thought that said Virgo at first, and had a monumental quip about her already co-opting Cancer.

Mrs @stunrw woukd like to speak to you because I read that and she got a face full of Jupiler

 

[stunrw]

I think sniffff should be a separate game. Like a drinking one. Take a sip of booze/bite of nightmeat every time!

@Livia Fantasy

I suggest you don't get any Kwaak in for this one as you WILL be dead.

It's kicking my arse today (for which I blame you for mentioning it yesterday). And I'm not going down the nightmeat alley

 

[ForgettyBetty]

How can you overdo it on Jupiler when most of the bier here is stronger than wine and even the tap water has an alcohol content

When we see Stella in the UK we refer to it as Extra Strong Continental Fighting Lager........despite it being brewed at the same strength as cats piss

Mine's a pint of "Angus Wildebeest", cheers.

 

[MooBelle]

I saw something pop up in my timeline earlier of a screenshot of reply she made but not to anyone I follow (or posted by anyone I follow). I stupidly didn’t grab it there & then as it seemed fairly innocuous but when I went to check her account & then the tweep she’d replied to, hers had disappeared & I can’t find/remember who had posted the screenshot. As the OP has less than 1,000 followers (& not even one of the usual suspects), I can’t post their handle here so it may be lost to the mists of time, I’m afraid.

What did the tweet say?

 

[stunrw]

The Beeb commission Mentorn so you can still complain to the Beeb that they’re showing someone who talks bobbins.
Someone I know used to be a researcher on QT honestly, it’s not that deep it involved a lot of ringing round trying to get someone, anyone booked in. If agent adrian has hustled to get her some bookings, he’s made a researchers life a little bit easier. Leicester isn’t that near her, shows she’s desperate to fill a seat.

Presumably if they book a guest who they've failed to do duedil on and they turn out to be spouting bollocks and a complaint is upheld what happens?

 

[stunrw]

I hope it’s Michael Portillo on with her.

He has previous with her after the incident on Daily Politics
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I just know Fiona Bruce will introduce her as the creator of the Violently Biblical Indices and my aneurysm will be complete. Also we certainly won’t get any question about Jack’s finances, the closest we can hope for is something around online fraud and changes being made by the government to fraud but I seriously doubt they will go anywhere near it. It’s the hashtag that will ask the direct questions of Jack. The audience will lap her up.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Anyone after another mental scammer podcast in the same vein as Believe In Magic, there's a new one about a woman who faked cancer called Scamanda.

Absolutely batshit and really highlights how these vampires all operate in the same way.

Ooh thank you!

 

[stunrw]

She has a radish each time

Not sure we want to know what she does with the radish

 

[Thank(space)you]

RIP TINA

Who's Tina?

 

[StatusWoe]

smug looking (clearly not a girl hence the inclusive bollocks story) university student

Sorry?