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Jack Monroe #497 Jack Monroe's Con-a-nation Quiche
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Thank you for all that you do. We'll arrange a virtual mass applaud (and maybe a street party gun salute) in your honour.
You are doing the lord's work
Not only teeth teeth, but tongue teethWow geese have teeth
*misses point of thread*
I'm feeling sick
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Sorry, another quiche mither, I've never ever put cream cheese in mine? Surely it will make it a bit stodgy and unpleasant?
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I did check it after 20 minutes, in case the tiny size reduced the cooking time. It was still incredibly anemic with a lovely glisten of cheese large.
After 30 minutes it did appear browned and set (though there's so much veg it's hard to tell) so now I'm just waiting for it to cool with all my hungry friends.
After 30 minutes it did appear browned and set (though there's so much veg it's hard to tell) so now I'm just waiting for it to cool with all my hungry friends.
“Gym rat”
The only gruelling activity guest is getting up to is the mental gymnastics involved in somehow being a staunch anti poverty / anti monarchist hero who also bakes a kissing rit quiche for a bazilionnaire king who wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire.
Did she not painstakingly mention what to do with all the leftover ingredients from the carefully costed recipe?
Just to provide a quiche interlude while the monstrosity is in the oven, my old Harold sent me the latest shattenstone article yesterday. It's about the mistreatment of republicans after the queen's death last year. No mention of the staunchest and most victimised republican of them all though...
PS he meets one of them in a Wetherspoons. Will he ever learn?!
PS he meets one of them in a Wetherspoons. Will he ever learn?!
I think I can help you there. You’ve never encountered it because your and your friends’ town is actual real life Southend.
This on the other hand is imaginary Jack getting off an imaginary train in an imaginary town just outside somewhere like (she imagines) Meridian, Mississippi circa (she’s imagining) 1953.
I’m not sure when she wrote this, but I would hazard a guess it wasn’t long after watching
Jack’s far more of a Hilly Holbrook prim judgmental snot (etc) than she is a Celia Foote. Though you can see how she’d identify with the
#FitForAKing
‘Mongrel’ is rubbing me up the wrong way. Also boys in scrubs? What?
It was the day she joined Tattle
Thanks to this ongoing Quiche talk, I’ve just had to have one for breakfast!
WARNED!
WARNED!
Mmmm raw pastry.
Don’t eat it tenderstem, we don’t want to lose you x
Don’t eat it tenderstem, we don’t want to lose you x
Unfortunately, you put greaseproof paper under the baking beans when the recipe did not tell you to do that. It's so much better when they get stuck to the pastry. #copyrightjackmonroe
Heat your oven to 190C/Gas Mark 5, and line the pastry loosely with greaseproof paper, baking parchment, or tin foil
It does! I followed it blindly, as if I have never baked before.
Thanks to this vital research from the quiche slopalong, we know for sure it must have been obvious to guest that the suspiciously edible food photo she posted to Twitter doesn't even exist in the same universe as that recipe. Afterwards she posted twelve photos of her phone lock screen, pushing it off her profile page and down her feed. Like a cat trying to cover up its mess with dirt.
This one perfectly illustrates how small it is. Look at it compared to the tub of baking beans
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