Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold

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hoopdedoo

hoopdedoo

Absolutely none of the mince pies in the shops around here have alcohol in them. What balls. I'd invite Jack over this way for alcohol-free shopping next year, but we don't want her here either.

I'm betting she didn't actually go to "a meeting" last night either. Because of weather ❄
 
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Katkat

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More time off to go cockle hunting? She really does duck all doesn’t she.
 
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BeautifulTrauma

BeautifulTrauma

All of this just to make your life sound more interesting and you more maverick to a bunch of people who when they close down Twitter, wouldn’t give you a second thought.

What a sad little life Jane.
 
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Lazarus

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Yel said:
Surely only the deluxe ones have alcohol? Not difficult. 5 seconds tops.

You can't expect it to be treated like an allergan, wanting the whole would to change just to suit you 🙄

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Don’t worry, Yel. She’s not arsed really, she’s just trying to go viral for getting supermarkets to bring out alcohol free mince pies which already bleeping exist.

zetta buttons said:
I’m in a fucker of a mood.

These tweets

a) are balls. I never buy alcohol online. Haven’t for over a decade and never, ever get suggestions for alcohol.

b) should have a TW for some parts. She throws around the times she has been close to suicide and if SB actually does google her Twitter then putting this stuff out there is harmful.

c) she thinks she’s untouchable. She thinks she’s owed the world. I might be feeling tit but I am so glad I don’t feel the need to tweet my life like she does for those sweet synaptic hits.

I’m putting these here but it’s tit. Should she be tweeting this (these follow on from finding the alcohol free ones for her meeting- assume the AA one)?

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Stop being a bleeping twit. I hate you so much right now. Like, so, so much.
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So if she can eat an entire box of mince pies in one sitting, does that mean she is able to find alcohol free ones then?
 
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jenny2603

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Just had a look at my online shopping. As I very rarely buy spirits for the house, I don't get those coming up my suggestions. I do get suggestions for beer and wine as I buy those fairly regularly. Has Jack considered not buying any alcohol at all in her online shops to stop getting these suggestions? #BoozeFreeHacks #OnlineShoppingTips
 
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Monochrome Muse

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¥ don't mind me, minding my own business I choose to document on Twitter whilst familairising myself (mince pie niche) and my school age son as to which mince pies have booze in 17 months into my sobriety 😬 ¥
 
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IcanSpellBéchamel

IcanSpellBéchamel

A google search for “alcohol free mince pies” returns several options.

And I do understand that alcohol can be a trigger for some people, but in this case we’re talking about someone who is regularly photographed drinking what is claimed to be alcohol-free beer (which contains a great deal more alcohol by volume than a mince pie).

Even her AA journey is bleeping performative.

My Old Harold (he’s temporarily LEFT to spend Christmas and the nouvel an with his parents in la belle France - so he should perhaps be mon vieil Henri) texted me earlier to reactivate my Twitter account as Jack was being a bleep on the hellsite but I resisted, since I knew that Tattle would have the receipts ❤ ❤ . And it does.
 
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hoopdedoo

hoopdedoo

jenny2603 said:
Just had a look at my online shopping. As I very rarely buy spirits for the house, I don't get those coming up my suggestions. I do get suggestions for beer and wine as I buy those fairly regularly. Has Jack considered not buying any alcohol at all in her online shops to stop getting these suggestions? #BoozeFreeHacks #OnlineShoppingTips
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Jack is probably writing this down for Grifty Kitchen II.
 
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terfette

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Griftymcgriftface said:
Is SB is living with her then who looks after him while she goes to her 10 meetings
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I don’t want to give her ideas but If SB were living with her she’d be rattling her tip jar because of travel costs of getting him to school miles away every day. Funny how she’s never pulled that one.

“I asked the local authority for assistance with travel costs (which cost me £3977477 a day) and they just told me to shut my legs”
 
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hoopdedoo

hoopdedoo

Jack, put your effing phone down and go to sleep. Every time you post you dig yourself into a deeper pit of LIES.
 
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