I'm watching Ghost Hunters and have thought about parallels to the belief of ghosts and the belief of what our Jackie puts out on the hellsite. Anyone with a sense of logical thinking etc debunks any kind of haunting. It's exactly the same with any of JMs stories. You pick apart the experience until you have come up with the logical conclusion. There are some people who are just desperate to believe and you won't change their minds despite the mountain of evidence to the contrary. Just some mitherings...
Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold
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@kachoochoo could you add Jack digging out her recipe for parsley sauce to your list, please?
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Not “we”?
I want to interpret this to mean that SB won’t be there an won’t have jellied eels inflicted on him, the poor wee sod (what sort of deranged a would actively try to serve people they should LOVE with things they probably won’t like on CHRISTMAS DAY FFS?) because Mx Monroe shall be dining alone.
The alternative makes me sadder, that he will be there, but he just doesn’t count. She doesn’t even think about him when she thinks about her Christmas Day. I can’t even…ALL I think about on Christmas Day is how happy I can make my loved ones (that, and how many glasses of Buck’s Fizz I can drink without major regrets
). Such a mask slip from her, brrrrrrr, gives me shivers.
“I” still have to eat?
Not “we”?
I want to interpret this to mean that SB won’t be there an won’t have jellied eels inflicted on him, the poor wee sod (what sort of deranged a would actively try to serve people they should LOVE with things they probably won’t like on CHRISTMAS DAY FFS?) because Mx Monroe shall be dining alone.
The alternative makes me sadder, that he will be there, but he just doesn’t count. She doesn’t even think about him when she thinks about her Christmas Day. I can’t even…ALL I think about on Christmas Day is how happy I can make my loved ones (that, and how many glasses of Buck’s Fizz I can drink without major regrets
). Such a mask slip from her, brrrrrrr, gives me shivers.
Ah yes, all those journos who simply misquoted you.......including......yourself. Old gaslight Monroe, at it again.
What a HOOT her life is. So much fun. I'm feeling like a bit of a celebrity myself these days. Never been spoken about so much in the space of 24 hours. How the other half live! #TheUsualSuspects #lifebeyondmywildestdreams
What a HOOT her life is. So much fun. I'm feeling like a bit of a celebrity myself these days. Never been spoken about so much in the space of 24 hours. How the other half live! #TheUsualSuspects #lifebeyondmywildestdreams
Christmas at Jack’s 2022, she’s off to Margate…
Dear Hart (and any other Frauen who isn't a resident of the UK) Boots do a thing every single year for Christmas.
They put a little green sticker in the shape of a present on absolutely everything remotely likely to be bought as a Christmas present. It means that if you buy 3 things with a sticker on then the cheapest item is free.
It is throughout the shop, there is no 'aisle ' for it. It goes on from about mid October till New Year. Jack, once again, is chatting tit. There is no scrum to get a last chance bargain. It's almost like she doesn't go in to shops to buy presents for people because she has no friends or anything.
It probably makes more sense for SB to spend Christmas with his dad and siblings. It'll be more fun and he won't have to eat slop and eels. Jack's parents can't really have her over because she might go feral and assault her brother again because she's a stupid ignorant child. Also it's not really fair on the younger siblings to risk Jack kicking off and spoiling their day of Big Dave chuckling at gold trifles and saluting the king. I can't imagine she has any friends who weren't ready with an excuse not to have her over. Still, I'm sure some of the thirsty dads will be happy to keep her company on Twitter.[
“I” still have to eat?
Not “we”?
I want to interpret this to mean that SB won’t be there an won’t have jellied eels inflicted on him, the poor wee sod (what sort of deranged a would actively try to serve people they should LOVE with things they probably won’t like on CHRISTMAS DAY FFS?) because Mx Monroe shall be dining alone.
The alternative makes me sadder, that he will be there, but he just doesn’t count. She doesn’t even think about him when she thinks about her Christmas Day. I can’t even…ALL I think about on Christmas Day is how happy I can make my loved ones (that, and how many glasses of Buck’s Fizz I can drink without major regrets
Oh FFS Jack, from the peach cobblers, juleps and porch swings of LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE AMERICAN SOUTH, for the love of Georgia Church Suppers, stop with the y’all-ing. You sound like a right twit.
Dear Jack,
Love, the USA
TROLLCLAIMS: take a drug/alcohol test Jack. In front of witnesses, publicly? *. For your son's sake.
*publicly as in, in front of family, social services, a lawyer, people who care for SB and your well-being. Not live on fkn Twitter, like everything else you do.
*publicly as in, in front of family, social services, a lawyer, people who care for SB and your well-being. Not live on fkn Twitter, like everything else you do.
Another Yank here co-signing!Oh FFS Jack, from the peach cobblers, juleps and porch swings of LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE AMERICAN SOUTH, for the love of Georgia Church Suppers, stop with the y’all-ing. You sound like a right twit.
Dear Jack,
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Love, the USA
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If Jack has decided to make pie etc this Sunday, why does squig need to wait for her to "dig out the recipe". Has it been packed away? Why would anyone choose to cook a slightly complicated dinner that they need to refer to a recipe for and not have that recipe to hand? Why does she not just know know to make it anyway?
Why is Jack playing an unspecified 2d computer game when TallBoy has a console and/or 3d minecraft etc are cheap and the norm these days. If it's a free online one, why not say so, and why doesn't she name it? It's almost as if ...
If Jack has decided to make pie etc this Sunday, why does squig need to wait for her to "dig out the recipe". Has it been packed away? Why would anyone choose to cook a slightly complicated dinner that they need to refer to a recipe for and not have that recipe to hand? Why does she not just know know to make it anyway?
Why is Jack playing an unspecified 2d computer game when TallBoy has a console and/or 3d minecraft etc are cheap and the norm these days. If it's a free online one, why not say so, and why doesn't she name it? It's almost as if ...
Spoilered because she mentions alcoholism and how badly it has affected her.
Someone needs to point out to her that her “string bean” child is, if he’s nearly 5ft1, is actually smack bang average for a 12 year olds height - which is anywhere between 4ft 7 and 5ft4.
No,jacks animals have met much worse fates.At least Jack and Owen have never battered a fox to death with a baseball bat
My kids hate roast, I do myself a Christmas dinner regardless and for any guests if we have them.
My kids might have a few roasties and pigs in blankets alongside their 'regular' food.
No tradition is enhanced by having kids crying into their dinner and a roast alone is better than a roast accompanied by 'yuck!' And spitting and gagging sounds
Strange this. I book online grocery shops often and I've never had alcohol waved in my face. The only items suggested are the ones I've previously ordered regularly.
Makes you think.
That's bull.
I online shop all the time, and the only occasion it will offer me something is if I already bought one last time and it's giving me the "did you want to add" prompt.
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