Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold

[terfette]

In the tweeting chaos, I completely forgot about that.

So we have the article fun on the 2nd and then the book fun on the 5th. Going into bookshops and secretly looking at the horror that is Grifty Kitchen. Such fun awaits the New Year.

And at the end of jan/February we have patreon numbers to look forward to, if other Fraus suspicions are right about a good number of the subs nigella bagged her having paid for a year up front.

I’m hoping she loses a massive chunk at once and really can’t pay her rent tbh, I’ve never said that about anyone in my life, but it for her I’ll make an exception as she has lied so many times about it and insulted so many people, the very people she got those subs claiming to advocate for.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Bonding with the little ppl

 

[hoopdedoo]

Bonding with the little ppl

View attachment 1825969

Vegan(ish) has recipes for poo? That explains a lot

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

poo chat is the ultimate leveller?

Is she suggesting that she is somehow more important than that chap?

 

[kachoochoo]

also, i have of course added this to the list

i for one look forward to the pie, mash and liquor xmas dinner that we'll never see

being northern, I've never had pie, mash and liquor and i really fancy it tbh

 

[hoopdedoo]

poo chat is the ultimate leveller?

Is she suggesting that she is somehow more important than that chap?

Do you even have to ask

 

[jenny2603]

Don't ANYONE on this site ever try to palm me off with the Iqbal thing being a case of mistaken identity ever again. I am 100% #IqbalTruther #Justice4Iqbal #SH1TTERMONROE

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Bonding with the little ppl

View attachment 1825969

Well, she IS a celebrity after all

I know I only reposted this last month, but it’s such a pearler I couldn’t resist. From early 2021. What. A. twit. (With a “precarious celebrity income”)

 

[I'm not actually here]

He's a vulnerable child, is he?

I wouldn't be shouting that from the rooftops.


I mean, I know she's already said it clear as day for anybody who happens to be KCSIE/SS/Education adjacent, but actually using the phrase? It's not generally approved of for parents to advertise this confidential information regarding their child, as it further increases their vulnerability, sometimes by effectively putting a bloody great target on their head for others to home in on.

I know it is Xmas hols etc, but surely some safeguarding folk are going to come out of the woodwork soon for this child? I feel sorry for the father and his family, but they need to get something legally in place now to protect him/all of them from JM. She's out of control and a real risk to the child IMVHO.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Has anyone else had to clean their child like this? Why does she talk about him with such disdain, such a burden in her life.

Never, but mine always has/had fresh nappies on. The worst you really get is upshoot if the child is in a container (eg car seat, baby chair, whatever) but as they’re not meant to be containerised for long this should be a really rare occurrence.

The only reason I could imagine tit on a child’s legs and feet would be an over spilling nappy where it was already soaked through so had no absorbency left to contain it, especially if it’s pre weaning so a liquid consistency. Similarly with it being on their scalp, they’d have to have spread overspill themselves? Or be left lying down in it? Makes me sad thinking about tbh.

But poo is on skin is really damaging and is why LOs get nappy rash which is basically red raw skin reacting to the poo. Poor child being allowed to get in that state, and her recalling it gleefully? So sad.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Bonding with the little ppl

View attachment 1825969

I love how that squig’s mind went straight from “excited and disgusted“ to one of her books. What an endorsement.

 

[shugabug23]

Sugarplumbfairies Jack! I took an hour off to watch the Sewing Bee and you’ve had another bump chaos!

 

[springstudy]

Her tweets where she over romanticises doing things with her son like making dinner and playing games just has the same energy as someone who constantly posts about having a boyfriend. It’s almost like she DOESNT do that stuff regularly and has to prove to her followers that she does do it. It looks to me like someone who constantly reads hate online and sits alone fuming to then have one little hour of doing something regular so you have to run to Twitter and tweet about it. Weirdo

 

[Stormageddon]

If anyone else told you they’d become a dad yesterday most normal people would chuck a congratulations in there before wittering on about liquid tit. Never come across anyone so self-absorbed.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I love how that squig’s mind went straight from “excited and disgusted“ to one of her books. What an endorsement.

To be fair, “terrified and excited and disgusted all at once” perfectly describes the creepy dads’ journey from seeing one of her grim selfies, to knocking one out, to immediate abject (and wholly justified) self-loathing.

 

[OwlChampagne]

So she admits to being a middle class grifter then

 

[terfette]

Oh duck that. She’s ridiculous. I know more about this literal child than some of my own friends kids. Because jack is the one who consistently posts tit about him, his personality, his needs, his habits and how annoying he is. She’s the only person I know on Twitter who even has a bleeping nickname for him because she refers to him that much for her followers. No, you don’t get to reveal personal information about yourself and him when you’re being manic and attention seeking for your ego on Twitter only to then play the victim card and pretend you’re some helpless person being targeted, everyone who knows tit about you Jack knows against their own will, head.

I know more about SB than my own dad knows about my kids

 

[ForgettyBetty]

To be fair, a poonami can happen - especially at weaning age - but it doesn't take 3 science gcses, you just pick up your child and wash them, properly, in the bath.

 

[jenny2603]

I love this squig. Not a usual suspect but an occasional critic. I cannot think of a better way to sum up what Jack passes off as activism than "give a skint person a recipe not a payrise"

 

[TbilisiPeach]

I still don't know what an asshat is