Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold

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Does Jack's sober friend know that Jack found their two- hour conversation so engaging that she was posting random tit on Twitter throughout it?
 
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Worked in Blackfoot??!
You moved your life and your son up to London after one date with a millionaire.
What attracted you to the millionaire Camilla look-a-like??
I’ve gone all Mrs Merton
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FFS SHE’S NOT A MILLIONAIRE. Don’t let a few facts get in the way though.
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Leggy probably has a “precarious celebrity income” just like poor Jack according to this sock squig who does not REMOTELY write in a similar way to Southend’s Shittest Slopslinger.
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If it was just me and child for Christmas and we weren’t having Christmas dinner, I’d let her pick. Is that what most parents would do?
 
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Does Jack's sober friend know that Jack found their two- hour conversation so engaging that she was posting random tit on Twitter throughout it?
It's OK, I doubt anyone was at the other end of the phone.
 
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Myself and quite a few of my family (randomly!) have worked in the disability sectors and none of us have ever once met an autistic person who didn’t have some sort of food quirks. It genuinely amazes me what she claims to eat and also be autistic. I know no two autistic people are the same but she really does seem to be an outlier…or…she’s just and out and out liar…

(eta now fully expecting one of our lovely autistic fraus to be an eats everything wonder 😂🥰)
 
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In fairness this is the type of thing she’ll seize on as a TrollClaim because Boots tend to group all their gift sets together at this time of year and they’re inevitably mostly on a 3 for 2 deal so while yes, there’s no specific designated aisle, most people will know exactly what she means.
Boots tills are set up in such a way that, if you miss a 3 for 2, it flags up at the point of sale. Across the shop. Even on boring stuff such as cotton wool.

By 23 or 24 December, the gift sets are grouped because they're all ready to be reduced.

I bet Jack wishes she had a 3 for 2 offer on the Patreon shithouse onions.
 
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For a kid whose mum can’t afford shampoo or to switch the lights on, SB certainly seems to have a wide variety of games for his PS4.
 
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@mods Me again, any chance of an ass hat for my festive profile pic addition this year please? 🙃 xx
 
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Jack, as you’re clearly lurking here, could you please let us know if, just like ten years ago at the end of 2012, you’re eagerly looking ahead to “the year that awaits on the cusp of the future”?

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While you’re at it, you also please let us know what the duck that tortured gibberish actually means?
 
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Vlad is showing me "you won't believe what happens next" ads of pregnant dogs refusing to give birth. Are we about to get a Christmas miracle story from Jack involving poor Content?
 
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Vanish for 3 hours and... There isn't enough time between now and 2023 to read up on this latest chaos. Wtaf?!!!! I was trying to make a bingo card.... But, everything has moved so fast.... So, HOUSE, I guess!


Did she get her shopping?!!!!! Or was that yet more BS too?!
 
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