Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold

[Foxvint]

Posting pix of yourself dressed up like a twit all the time and talking about your flaps and getting shagged for 6 hours is certainly compatible with consideration for a kid with their highly attuned sensitivity to embarrassment and need for peer approval innit

 

[Geetbo]

Posting pix of yourself dressed up like a twit all the time and talking about your flaps and getting shagged for 6 hours is certainly compatible with consideration for a kid with their highly attuned sensitivity to embarrassment and need for peer approval innit

Particularly a kid who you claim earns pocket money by monitoring your twitter account.

 

[jenny2603]

Childish, I know but it gave me a cheeky chuckle in sea of "thanks for all that you do".

 

[penguin400]

Grunking, so no doubt this has already been posted, but Jack is the Grocer’s ‘Hero of the Year’. Vom react. A sad squig replies.

 

[Smol Pixel]

To merail slightly from the inexplicability of Jacklogic, I saw a friend yesterday and during a brief conversation about people begging on the Southbank, she either said that you hear stories about people having mansions IN THE cotswolds or mansions AND cotswolds. Was it a frau dropping hints?? Or do my ears now hear everything in the context of the Smol One??

 

[DavidZero]

“She’s does so much good!”

Like what?

*blocked*

 

[Lucky Escape]

Also self-employed in an🔺️ online sales way so end of year is busy time for me, I do mine in the summer when it's quieter. Once HMRC get a whiff of large amounts of unaccounted for sums of money they will be asking lots of questions... or maybe they have already? Maybe the 'multiple flat applications' she mentions are mortgage applications? Maybe multiple due to not having sufficient proof of income due to reasons* and being refused several times?

*reasons being crap account keeping or not divulging income!

ETA - Was July's HH2 a result of an 'end of accounting period' tax payment required? Hmmm.

On a Bootstrap Ltd was wound up on 26th July, and she'll have had to have settled her accounts with HMRC at that point.
HH2 was published on 31st July.

So, yes, I think you're right about there being a connection.

 

[penguin400]

Grunking, so no doubt this has already been posted, but Jack is the Grocer’s ‘Hero of the Year’. Vom react. A sad squig replies.

SEVENTY TWO POUNDS!!!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

SEVENTY TWO POUNDS!!!

I think she has sent some patreon bits off, though certainly not all of them, she would have cherrypicked a few whose dollar she wants to keep/who have been vocal. She can then use these people as her 'proof of postage' when other patrons parcels mysteriously fail to arrive.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

I think she has sent some patreon bits off, though certainly not all of them, she would have cherrypicked a few whose dollar she wants to keep/who have been vocal. She can then use these people as her 'proof of postage' when other patrons parcels mysteriously fail to arrive.

The most vocal and the highest tiers maybe?

 

[NobblyBobbly]

Hiking through Southend with a turkey and all the trimmings on your back? How kooky and unique. It all happens to Jackie doesn't it 🥱

 

[BurgerLaBill]

I reckon she's going to make herself intentionally homeless or at least make it look that way. For the same reason she ever does anything - money and attention.

 

[overdueanadventure]

I reckon she's going to make herself intentionally homeless or at least make it look that way. For the same reason she ever does anything - money and attention.

i reckon it's another couple of years in the crappy bungalow, crying and shaking the tin.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

The most vocal and the highest tiers maybe?

Yup. And any that she recognises as pals in the comments club, who will be more inclined to post photos of their rewards in her defence. I kinda want to see them actually, 2 years worth of her crappy, cobbled together postcards. She's probably sent them any old crap she could find on her computer .

 

[Clovis]

All these tweets about how hard she works and all she does for mankind has me . We need Howard Baker* to ask the important questions:

*Watergate reference (I've recently watched a documentary about it)

 

[hooplifehero]

'This is why I resist any degree of organisation with ferocity'...

...sounds exactly like what someone who was as high as tit last night might say

True - if a sentence could smell of c it would be that one

 

[Limey]

I’d imagine they’re also highly conscious that any dealings they have with her could end up being featured in an early hours tweet rant.

She’s dropping more and more plausible details about SB and his school life as time goes on (in contrast to her previous fabricated conversations and FIFA own goal claims) and they must be aware of that.

ETA: it’s not that uncommon a situation now for there to be SM rants about school staff - but Jack has a much larger following than the average parent so the issue is even more pressing.

Yes, I run a Secondary school (), a few years back it was the bane of our lives but luckily it seems to have calmed down amongst parents where we are.

 

[SharkAttack]

I reckon she's attempting to go viral with a quirky online delivery tale.

I've seen at least one tweet from the insufferable Hadley Freeman who allegedly got 3 bottles of champagne delivered as that's what she had put in as a holding order to get the slot, and forgot to change it.

How the other half live.

I'm ten pages behind due to having an ACTUAL JOB (imagine that Jack! Some of us actually DO THINGS in exchange for money!) but I want to know what is wrong with Hadley Freeman as I am quite a fan?

 

[Whaa?]

All mention of Jack and her award is gone from the Grocers Twitter.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Alot of schools got ofstead visits this year, even ones who through being outstanding had been missed out for years.







I have a few teacher friends and they all said the parents sm was something they were concious off as they could use it to punch down thd school en masse. Then use it in the parent review.