Jack Monroe #441 Congratulations on dispatching items you sold

[Pdawg]

Omg I’ve just seen her ‘usual suspects hijacked the poll’ tweet and came running to this thread .
Nothing to do with ‘the usual suspects’ Jack, people just don’t like you coz you’re a grifting bleep who built her career off of telling lies

Yeah it had 20k votes when it was nixed with 25% voting no that's an awful lot of trolls

 

[Captainmouse]

Anyone checked the cut off rules for fortnum and Mason?

Also is she going to sit on a strangers doorstep for whole 1-2 hour timeslot waiting to receive her shopping or is she expecting the new occupants to take it in for her?

But if a delivery driver rocked up a food order for somebody else at your address you wouldn’t take it in surely? Who has fridge space for another persons shopping

 

[ClarenceBeakes]

Wasn’t she also sharing real time location updates while on the Butlins (?) holiday with SB and his dad?

Not to mention having his photo posted in newspapers even while Leggy was ensuring her own child’s face wasn’t visible in the same interviews.

And of course the photos she posted without his consent OF HIS BEDROOM

Let’s not forget the fact that she is followed on social media by half the teachers at his school and chooses to post snarky, angry combative posts including telling a disabled man to “shut the duck up”

That kid does deserve privacy. But it’s Jack that’s to blame here

Chuckling at the memory of 'The Saturday night song'

 

[Phil Anthrope]

People are barmy. Even if all the things about Jack Slops are true she is still great It's like those people who insist they would still vote for Boris.

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It's like saying Jimmy Saville raised millions for charity so that cancels out any wrong he allegedly did

 

[HaveTinCanRattle]

But if a delivery driver rocked up a food order for somebody else at your address you wouldn’t take it in surely? Who has fridge space for another persons shopping

Different rules in Thorpe Bay, innit? If you can reasonably expect to host a gathering of family and friends for Christmas in the living/dining/sleeping quarters of someone else's one-bedroom flat, who's to say?

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

It's like saying Jimmy Saville raised millions for charity so that cancels out any wrong he allegedly did

This. Exactly.

 

[Bugger13]

But if a delivery driver rocked up a food order for somebody else at your address you wouldn’t take it in surely? Who has fridge space for another persons shopping

Someone with five freezers & a bleeping huge smeg in a hallway? (Can’t recall the exact details but pretty sure Jack has a ridiculous number)

 

[DavidZero]

But what have you ever done to end world poverty????

 

[overdueanadventure]

Didn't she say she'd given away one of the freezers?

For someone so skint, it's funny how much stuff she allegedly gives away.

 

[Lazarus]

Didn't she say she'd given away one of the freezers?

For someone so skint, it's funny how much stuff she allegedly gives away.

Especially when she talks about gifting someone an old jam jar filled with crappy sea water for Christmas.

 

[Hold my beans]

"My child has a right to privacy"
...
*Plasters his cute face all over the national media*
*Discusses his medical issues*
*Posts pictures of his bedroom*
*Talks about his therapist*
*Talks about 6 hour sex-a-thons despite claiming his friends and teachers read her twitter*
*Posts identifiable information about where they live*
...
"Exactly"



Haha, snap(ish) but yours is much more detailed!

Tells about him thanking her therapist for making Mama well again.

If he is more vulnerable than any other 12 year old child or being bullied, it's all down to Jack.

 

[Saltfish84]

I walk passed the house of an actor in a popular soap everyday. I didnt even need to triangulate them.Their school run is the same time as my kids.

Indeed. I used to live near Debbie Dingle off Emmerdale (don’t me, I’ve LEFT). She managed to somehow not announce her celebrityness when out and about. She was a mardy cow mind. (Her husband is lovely, if they are still together?)

 

[CatsNotPeople]

But if a delivery driver rocked up a food order for somebody else at your address you wouldn’t take it in surely? Who has fridge space for another persons shopping

Exactly, surely you'd just prove you've not ordered it and tell them to take it back?

I can just imagine poor Jack trudging along with her trolley and her backpack to the Flat She Might Have One Day But Hasn't At The Moment So Of Course She'd Order A Load Of Food To Arrive There, but alas the current resident has already sent it on its merry way.

No doubt the resident will let her in for a brew and they'll become friends to add to her ever growing list of chums. I wonder if this one will turn out to be a carpenter or a professional decorator, maybe have their own moving company to join Jack's myriad of friends who all help her with all her chores?

 

[Saltfish84]

But what have you ever done to end world poverty????

Is Had Enough the new WARNED?

Sorry for much posting. On a work break.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Tells about him thanking her therapist for making Mama well again.

If he is more vulnerable than any other 12 year old child or being bullied, it's all down to Jack.

She needs to accept nobody knows anything about her son apart from what she has chosen to put in the public domain.
Every single thing is her own words
She has used him constantly as a frame for anecdotes about herself.
She has never respected his privacy since he was a tiny boy.
She has constructed a narrative that include - he calls her 'mamapapa', presents her with lego roses, gasps with joy at broken cameras and has to take shifts in her bedroom. All of which should be private. Why doesn't she grasp this?

 

[Ooointitot]

He’s only vulnerable coz you’re his parent.

He's only vulnerable coz you're his parent for thread title.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Just realised what the "one woman collection of tax receipts" thing reminded me of...

(I'm sure she's had that hair cut before too?)

 

[FrumpyCat]

I reckon she's going to make herself intentionally homeless or at least make it look that way. For the same reason she ever does anything - money and attention.

Don't think Jack would go down that route.

even if she was accepted in priority group, was accepted as unintentionally homeless, and deemed as not having the resources to house herself, I can't imagine Jack living in whatever temporary accommodation Southend provide, until she gets housed in a crappy flat next to the type of povs that the Guardian don t acknowledge, because all the decent stock has been bought under Right to Buy years ago.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

She literally used her kid to launch herself into whatever platform it is she’s got now (just a poor single mamapapa) and now she’s trying to claim his privacy oh she makes me laugh. I feel so sorry for him. And he’s bound to find these forums one day. Sorry for your crappy luck in mothers lad.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Don't think Jack would go down that route.

even if she was accepted in priority group, was accepted as unintentionally homeless, deemed and as not having the resources to house herself, I can't imagine Jack living in whatever temporary accommodation Southend provide, until she gets housed in a crappy flat next to the type of povs that the Guardian don t acknowledge, because all the decent stock has been bought under Right to Buy years ago.

I imagine the temporary housing will be very similar to her grandad's guest house so she'd feel right at home