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Weird choice of gif, I’ve only seen it used wrt trans women? That’s not me saying the slur just I’ve never seen it used in any other context?

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There is a third those on benefits that live fortnight to fortnight and will be receiving their benefits on the 23rd of December. That's when they will 'try' and get some sort of Christmas day together for their family. The complete tone deafness smug whatever she is makes me feel sick.
 
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The only tweet of Jack's I think I've ever agreed with. A Maccys festive pie is very tasty indeed.
Thought of smol pixie at the M6 toll services 🔺 the other weekend, when I had my first Maccys in thirty-six years. I was McPlant curious, and JM was right, it was great. Didn’t go back for a further two though. (The burger in ‘86 was DIRE, so I dodged the place afterwards, even through a couple of kids-worth of parties.) Fair play.
 
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So, I'm scheduled to interview someone in the New Year. Their surname?

SHANT!

I tit you not 😂
 
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I’ll spoiler this one then. Here are Jack’s early efforts to create a Leggy Kitchen Aesthetic after she had to LEAVE Leggy’s kitchen (that she thought was hers)
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(Thanks to the indefatigable @Marmalade Atkins for the screenies, as always and enjoy the mini stocktake hall of fame in the bottom one! Mulberry! Docs Docs Docs!)
T2 costs between £6.17-£9.00 per 100g box on Amazon right now.
 
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bleeping hell she’s infuriating.
I mean, I wish I’d thought of being oh so clever and relaxed and leaving all my Christmas prep until today. I should have just bought a pair of bamboo socks for each of my 3 children. And who needs to plan, order and prepare food in advance eh? We’re only hosting my mum, PIL’s, SIL and her boyfriend plus the 5 of us, I can just chuck a chicken in the slow cooker!
 
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bleeping hell she’s infuriating.
I mean, I wish I’d thought of being oh so clever and relaxed and leaving all my Christmas prep until today. I should have just bought a pair of bamboo socks for each of my 3 children. And who needs to plan, order and prepare food in advance eh? We’re only hosting my mum, PIL’s, SIL and her boyfriend plus the 5 of us, I can just chuck a chicken in the slow cooker!
But then how would you make tea? Please think this through, tender one.
 
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There is a third those on benefits that live fortnight to fortnight and will be receiving their benefits on the 23rd of December. That's when they will 'try' and get some sort of Christmas day together for their family. The complete tone deafness smug whatever she is makes me feel sick.
We were paid this week instead of at the end of the month, so I suspect a lot of my colleagues will be out this week trying to get the final bits. It’s like she’s completely oblivious to the cost of living crisis.
 
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T2 costs between £6.17-£9.00 per 100g box on Amazon right now.
For someone who maintained she hates gin (when she was drinking) there's several gin bottles in the fireplace - I can spot at least Hendricks and Sipsmiths
 
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1. If you are poor and on a regular wage, you absolutely cannot afford to do all your Christmas shopping in the same month ie pay packet. The only people I know who don't spread out the cost are absolutely minted to the extent they just have trust funds and so monthly budgeting is not a thing.



2. SB is NOT A TEENAGER. I thought she couldn't lie? I just don't get this compulsion to say he's older than he is. Why?



3. I LOATHE her superiority, painting a smug little picture of her laughing at everyone else rushing to get last minute presents while she rises above it.



CONCLUSION: She must have no-one to buy for beyond SB. That is the only way she could afford to do it all in one day, in a calm and superior state.



What a sad life she leads.
I confess i am poor and i do shop all in one day because in truth i cannot deal with shopping in busy streets. I do save from about March though and apart from my kids. Everyone else gets a token gift.
 
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I see the Grocer has made Jack their Food Hero of the Year 🙄🙄
Attached article. Not reading this balls.

ETA- I can’t read the balls, it’s behind a paywall. Never mind. If someone wants to sign up for free guest access then it can be posted here.

 
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Attached article. Not reading this balls.

ETA- I can’t read the balls, it’s behind a paywall. Never mind. If someone wants to sign up for free guest access then it can be posted here.

Interesting that The Grocer hasn’t actually tweeted this that I can see. Picked up by a squig and tweeted by then. Wonder if they saw what happened with the Observers award?
 
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For someone who maintained she hates gin (when she was drinking) there's several gin bottles in the fireplace - I can spot at least Hendricks and Sipsmiths
She loves gin, she hates gin, her teeth are crumbly, they're not crumbly, she's poor, she's not poor, she's on a rolling rent, she's tied in for years. She's as consistent as a fart.
 
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There is a third those on benefits that live fortnight to fortnight and will be receiving their benefits on the 23rd of December. That's when they will 'try' and get some sort of Christmas day together for their family. The complete tone deafness smug whatever she is makes me feel sick.
Exactly. I am lucky enough to have my partner who would’ve bailed me out, if it had got to Friday and I’d had no payment but my pip (you can claim pip regardless of your earnings or living circumstances) claim got put on hold due to my renewal form firstly getting lost, and then the second one took weeks to get there, all down to the strikes. I only got paid yesterday so will be doing a lot of my shopping tomorrow. (Edited to add - my partner wouldn’t have made me wait until Friday to help me out. That’s my choice. As I’d rather use my own money as is the point of personal independence payments, to allow people independence where we would in the past have had to rely on others)

I was thinking earlier how many people must be in that position, without a well off partner to sort them out like I’ve got, and she’s there honking and laughing at them rushing around if they do get paid before Christmas, aswell as likely lying about the postal strikes effecting the patreon rewards she hasn’t sent anybody.

I can feel my heart rate going up she infuriates me.
 
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not behind a paywall for me:
Why Jack Monroe is The Grocer’s Hero of the Year

A “one-woman collection of supermarket receipts”, as she described herself to me earlier this year, food writer and cookbook author Jack Monroe has become an “accidental inflation analyst”. In doing so she’s also become a hero. And more specifically The Grocer’s Hero of the Year.
The campaigner, whose “grouchy tweets, written in bed” one morning, challenged entrenched economic orthodoxy and changed the way officials track food inflation.
Her comments, posted at 12:30pm on a Wednesday afternoon last January, even drove a major change of direction at one of the UK’s biggest supermarket chains. Jack Monroe’s impact this year is undeniable. And it all started with a tweet.
Monroe argued back in January that the system by which we measure the impact of inflation is fundamentally flawed. That it “completely ignores the reality and the real price rises for people on minimum wages, zero-hour contracts, food bank clients, and millions more”.
The thread included numerous examples where some of the biggest price hikes were hitting the cheapest products. At a local Asda, for example, some of the cheapest available rice had gone from 45p/1kg to £1/500g. The same went for items such as curry sauce, apples and pasta.
It was not simply due to the price rises themselves, Monroe argued, but because supermarkets were slashing value ranges upon which poorer families rely, as there was insufficient margin in them.

For Monroe, there was nothing particularly special about what she was writing. As an anti-poverty campaigner, it was, after all, a point she’d been making for 10 years. But this time, it struck a nerve.

Monroe was suddenly in every newspaper, on every TV channel and radio station, arguing that the traditional measure of inflation was flawed.
It is at Asda though where the impact has perhaps been felt the most. The examples Monroe had given, using those supermarket receipts she collected, had all come from shopping at her local Asda. In February, just weeks after Monroe launched her tirade, Asda committed to stock its entire Smartprice budget range in all 581 supermarkets as well as online, so it was now available to hundreds of thousands of shoppers for whom it was previously unavailable.

Monroe was quick to heap praise on Asda for its ranging u-turn. In fact she was reduced to tears.

An essential voice for thousands
But Asda didn’t stop there. In March, it relaunched its value range as Just Essentials, and in doing so more than doubled the number of items in the range. Today, there are more than 260 products in its value range, placing it behind only Tesco.

On launching in May, some thought the bright yellow packaging of the Just Essentials range acted as a “poverty marker” – but most shoppers disagree, with two-thirds of shoppers picking up at least one item from the range, Asda reported in October.

In fact, the biggest criticism you could reasonably level at Asda is that it didn’t order enough stock. For months it kept selling out of Just Essentials products, forcing Asda to ration customers to three products each. It’s only in the last month the rationing has been lifted. In the meantime the ranging overhaul has contributed to a dramatic turnaround in Asda’s fortunes.
Of course, it’s impossible to make a direct link between Jack Monroe’s comments and Asda’s wholehearted change of direction, but Asda appears to have rediscovered its purpose as a champion of value in the cost of living crisis, and the range re-engineering appears integral to a greater focus and drive.
The renewed sense of purpose has also manifested itself in Asda’s pioneering launch of its Kids Eat for £1 initiative, which launched initially in time for the summer holidays (since extended to the end of the year), and the more recent £1 soup and a roll ‘winter warmers’ offer for OAPs in November. Asda has served over one million meals in its cafés in the ensuing months.
Monroe’s impact has also been felt among the number-crunchers at the Office for National Statistics, who evolved their inflation tracker to include a wider range of income levels. ONS were of course already aware of the issue that average ‘headline’ figures mask the extreme effects at both ends, but Monroe’s work directly prompted them to trial changes to their collection methods.
ONS continues to emphasise its work is “highly experimental”, but the latest release in October found the cheapest groceries were rising at 17% compared to the average of 15%.
Is it enough of a gap to prove Monroe’s argument? That’s a debate in itself. And work to develop a Vimes Boots Index – a reference to the principle, as stated in a Terry Pratchett novel, that the wealthy stay wealthy as their wealth enables them to spend less money – is still ongoing. But there is no arguing that Monroe has reminded supermarkets they have a responsibility to help their poorest customers. It’s a lesson we hope they’ll never forget.
Monroe has even inspired The Grocer directly. In April, we altered the methodology used to measure price inflation in our Grocer 33. Instead of calculating the price increase based on the average over the previous 28 days (versus the previous 28 days or 28 days year on year), a spot price is taken, so the immediate effects of price inflation can be calculated.
And last month, The Grocer launched a new Key Value Items tracker. A weekly index, it measures the price of hundreds of essentials, including a number of value or entry-price-point products, across Aldi, Asda, Lidl, Morrisons, Sainsbury’s, Tesco and Waitrose.
Big data can tell us a lot about inflation and the cost of living crisis. But a one-woman collection of supermarket receipts has exposed the flaws in all those millions of data points and shamed supermarkets into changing direction. And that makes Monroe The Grocer’s Hero of the Year.
 
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Nope - I think she sent it to herself from another phone. It doesn't look professional at all.

And, as already rightly pointed out - who would send a text? Surely it would be in writing.

The whole thing smacks (pun intended) of a very large pre-Christmas tin rattle to me.
That's exactly what it is
 
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Why do these people just take everything she tweets at face value? Did they not think to ask someone at ONS or ASDA whether it was actually Jack that had made the changes happen?
 
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