Silver Linings
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I can’t believe i’ve just watched a 9 second video of her hand opening and closing a door. I need to get a life.
Another acronym for you fraus: NLOG, which means 'not like other girls' - something that Jack works HARD. Ooh I eat SO much food but I'm stick thin thanks to my meds, I'm sweary and have tattoos but I'm also conventionally attractive, I just don't give a fuuuuuck what you think but I'm desperate to be liked!She’s like those really annoying girls at school, who think they’re really quirky and different, but don’t realise everyone else avoids them and eyerolls as they jump from one cause to another!
That “all up in my niche” comment was shocking. She insinuated live on Instagram that she was gutted Miguel was a nice bloke because she wanted to hate him since he’s “all up in her niche”. If that doesn’t show her true character I don’t know what does.I think she gave herself away when she said Miguel Barclay was 'all up in her niche' on the first Hellmans instalive. She sees this 'poor' thing as her niche which she cannot break away from. Even though she could still sell her books targeted towards that market without still claiming to be poor herself. It's nonsensical and insincere.
If she started the fire she needs to handle the smoke.She’s still being tagged in so many conversations about DW, she must be so irritated.
A plastering forum? What does go on over there?I've told my OH I'm on a forum that holds "slebs" (?!) to account. He's not that interested but for God's sake, he's on a plastering forum and is always telling me about what goes on over there.
He's not a plasterer.
*insert some sort of shugging gif here*
I completely agree BB; I never even thought what class I was until we started talking about it here.I’ve been thinking about class reading all your replies, maybe it’s a Scottish thing but it certainly doesn’t seem to be as obvious up here? Sure someone will correct me. I am a very strange mix, my Dad grew up WC in a Council house but had a good job. My Mum grew up MC by virtue of her Dad owning a shop and they lived in a nice suburb. Parents married and bought a house in nice MC area.
Terrible separation due to addiction and DV and Mum left and had to rent. So we lived in a rented property that was freezing, sleeping in clothes and me staying wherever I could so my Mum could work full time to keep our heads above water. Sorry all sounds a bit JM, I know! Back in those days no money was required to be paid by Dad (still holding down good job) so he didn’t.
Over the years Mum was promoted again and again and became an Area Director in her field. I’ve been so lucky to have such a strong female role model. I reckon I’m likely MC but no Uni for me as Mum couldn’t afford it, and no Land Rover as we couldn’t afford a car! My lovely Grandpa did take me to dance lessons though
Sorry for the essay but that is why I get annoyed at JM, just get on with it. My Mum did, back in the day when there was no financial or care support. She worked hard and made really nice food from not much, always inspired by the books she loved Elizabeth David etc
nonononono my own anxiety couldn’t take the preamble on the other one and now I’m too nosey not to try this one tooThanks! The 4 minutes of rambling before the singing is quite something.
My husband knows I’m on here. I only found Tattle when Pip Schofield came out and when I searched for the goss, Tattle came up. I’ve told him (husband, not Pip) about some of the conspiracy theories and celeb gossip and he saw JM on DKL. He just kept saying “Why is she moving around so much?” and “Why does she keep laughing all the time?”My husband is aware I’m on here but I can’t remember what I told him about it. Im
a little embarrassed about it but I don’t know why? Sali Hughes brought me here with her Freaky Friday video, fell into the MOD/FOD threads and then discovered the gift that keeps on giving that is our Jack.
I'm quite a loner by nature and like others have a small group of friends but I’m not one for catch ups over the phone and I’m terrible at messaging people. Tattle has been wonderful for keeping me distracted and amused in these challenging times. You’re all so wonderfully articulate, hilarious and compassionate and I’ve actually learnt quite a lot from being here.
I for one love this cabal
Dude.. this is the JM version of saying Candyman into a mirror three times.I’ve just had a trawl of her followers.
Undoubtedly she has some bonafida ‘blue ticks’, and regular Twitterers in the list
But she also has absolutely loads of people with zero tweets and zero followers.
Now call me cynical if you must, but once upon a time in a previous life I ‘bought’ a load of twitter followers to ‘boost’ a business I was managing. And guess what?
Every single one had no tweets and no followers.
Obviously I’m not saying that’s what she’s done.
I am not clear how to react to this news, my other half thinks I am underwhelmed, I am just confused as in the past biopsies of that area have not brought good news. I feel like I feel *more* stressed than I did before. Weird. Am I ungrateful? Ever patient other half is going to take me for a walk (like a confused old dear I assume) in a bit, to help deal with all the random energy I am feeling, but I felt like I wanted to tell all you fraus as well.Flumps, amazing So happy for you and what a relief x x x
A walk. An ice cream. Probably a nap. My lifestyle is not the rock n' roll thing it once was! xAmazing amazing amazing news!!! Thank you for letting us know, have you got anything nice planned for the rest of your day to celebrate?!
Or Waterstones!She'd best not look on Amazon best sellers then!