It isn't a tweet about Jack herself, but I suggest that people don't open it. It's animal related and very sad.
Jack Monroe #376 Schrödinger's Poor Person
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These are from the academic who specialises in media representation of poverty
What’s it about HTRIA? X
She has been since January. Why do you think the hoo-ha over value products at Asda that allowed them maximum publicity over announcing their new value range in the context of a big news story? Surely I can't be the only person who thought this at the time?
We all know the original story was bollocks. But perhaps there was another reason for it. If she isn't getting money on the QT from Asda, my name is Vincent van Gogh.
Someone's very injured pet. Would strongly advise not looking
Who’s the other active adult?! She sits on her arse all day!
Thanks Lou x
Oh. Yet more “quiet work behind the scenes”, is it?
Right you are.
And she obviously googled “prison tamales”. LOADS of recipes for that. It’s been a thing for years
She literally can’t stop lying.
The pictures are very graphic, quite upsetting, but people in the replies are saying Jack’s retweeted a scam !
The only active thing in that household is her crappy imagination.
Left - fruit and veg calories (estimated using online sources)
5x sweet potatoes 560
1x cucumber 30
8x bananas 800
4x small avocados 640
5x large red onions 315
6x small red onions 174
7x small pears 510
7x small apples 546
1x bag mixed leaf 50
10x small oranges 450
9x medium carrots 225
1x celery bunch 50
1x punnet mushrooms 100
1x bag cherry tomatoes 50
1x punnet plums 200
1x bag leeks 50
Total 4,750
Right - cupboard calories (actuals from Asda website, essentials or smartprice)
1x loaf 800g wholemeal bread 1,848
1x tin 400g chickpeas 592
2x tins 400g peeled plum tomatoes 176
1x tin 400g peach slices 242
1x 1lt apple juice from concentrate 460
1x 1lt skimmed uht milk 370
2x packs 70g instant custard 528 (makes 850ml)
1x pack 200g 10 cheese slices 566
1x pack 250g chocolate chip cookies 1,242
1x tub 200g gravy granules 960 (makes 3l)
1x jar 411g lemon curd 1,146
1x tub 500g low fat natural yogurt 280
1x bag 125g roasted and salted cashew nuts 777
1x pack 200g greek style salad cheese 588
1x bag 180g lightly salted tortilla chips 883
1x bag 1kg porridge oats 3,720
1x block 100g dark chocolate 518
Total 14,896
Total calories available for the week 19,646
Calories needed per day
13yo boy 2,414
Adult male 2,500
Adult female 2,000
Total 6,914
Total calories needed for the week 48,398
Calorie balance for the week 28,752 deficit
Or only 40.6% of needed is available
But nevermind, it was all bollocks. Jack's already managed to disavow what she claimed (what was I saying about weasel words?) before anyone has time to do the maths anyway. To meet the weekly calories buying just the same items her £20 per week spend would be ~£49.27. So she's got 30,000 calories (60% of the food for that week) rattling around in the back of a sideboard or freezer somewhere each week, it's simply not sustainable only buying £20 per week.
Corrections on the back of an envelope.
Now duck off x
And her hoop
I'm really struggling to believe they do this in UK prisons?!Oh. Yet more “quiet work behind the scenes”, is it?
Right you are.
And she obviously googled “prison tamales”. LOADS of recipes for that. It’s been a thing for years
She literally can’t stop lying.
FYI there is a fantastic charity called Food Behind Bars (wonder if they've heard of Jack)
ETA I've been through their twitter followers and Jack doesn't follow, which you think she would if she's interested in this area!
Food Behind Bars
foodbehindbars.co.uk
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Ohhh. Can ppl make a FOI request from a business? Been out of the country too long to know the answer and too busy Grunking to Google.
It's scam post. Not in the uk. Someone asking for $$$.
But Jack “Forensic” Monroe told me it was enough for the week?
I’ve felt so bleeping angry about her behaviour all day long that I’ve not been able to post. But yes that is not the same cat in those photos. The markings are different, even if one of the photos is reversed.
She really is a stupid bleep
She really is a stupid bleep
That will be $44 a month, please, payment monthly in perpetuity. I’ll commit to addressing not actually sending you one some time in late 2024. Thank(space) you for your interest in my smol project. Also, if anyone would like any singing, ballet, poetry or piano thumping done, ping me.
(PS, just in case anyone thinks “oooh she’s some terrible tin hoarder”, I have an excuse! It’s the peak of Hurricane season in these here parts so we have to keep a stock in for us and the Vali cats)
No idea cos despite being in my thirties Twitter thinks I’m too smol to see it
Other fraus have said it’s about fundraising for a sick cat?She’s an idiot as sharing these sorts of things cos they could get her for profit Twitter account shadow banned…?
Yes I was about to ask that too!
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