Microwave fruit on HIGH for a minute?? Dear god, surely not.
Jack Monroe #376 Schrödinger's Poor Person
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Bonus round, spot the weasel words:
Groceries (forget the couple of little shops at M&S and eating out/deliveroo)
This week (versus last or next week, that's no-one's business but Jack's)
My household (forget that Jack mostly lives alone and the 'other adult's' household)
Very active (scampering)
Currently (they popped round while I was tweeting so it counts)
Average a week (meaningless without knowing how much she spends in the other weeks included in the average)
Generous (150 calories per portion, I'd do the maths but I'm fuming)
For argument's sake (because it is Twitter)
Feeding two people (err I thought your 'household' was three people, two adults and a teenager? quick maffs, no envelope required)
Three meals a day (for 3 days then we scamper to the Harvester)
She's forgotten the protein, complex carbs, savoury items, starchy vegetables and large.
Very unfunny subject matter but this did tickle me!
Jack was a head posting the scarf pic but it was a reply to someone, not a general tweet to 250k followers (? at time time) and it was when she was banging on about having covid.
Welcome to my house. I once went to Morrisons to buy autistic boys milk and cereal. The cashier asked if I ran a breakfast club. Nope just his weekend food.
Oh duck off.
Christ. I’d rather it’s Harold rather than a brand new love interest she’s moved in after around *checks notes* 5 weeks?!
Wish my almost teen would. He lives on bread, pizza and fruit; cereal would be cheaper but at least he's reasonably balanced I guess!
Is that what the new adult is actually for? RUN BUCKO, RUN
*14 longpig recipes involving broiling over a candle*
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Maybe I'm wrong, and there's forums devoted the Wonky Of Appendage, where your sideways-aficionados or your unruly-slobberers are just lining up to have a shot on Essex's most asymmetrical bits.
Who is purple squig? They have been embroiled in arguments with people calling out Jack for days 
Also, liar.
Also, liar.
Honestly eyeroll.
#THUNDERCLAPFOREYEROLLREACTION
Please, please, please Tattle! And this coming from a known and successful Trolleyz for the poorz campaigner
Will she respond to Kirsty, I wonder?
is there a single other picture of her wearing a scarf?Who is purple squig? They have been embroiled in arguments with people calling out Jack for days
Also, liar.
Sometimes I wish we could invent a health condition so that she'd co-opt it to cobble together a personality from and we could have a lovely AH HA moment.
I realise this is slightly unhinged but her need to suffer from all the things so that she can excuse herself for being such a useless twit is annoying me today.
Someone raised this same question when LJC had returned to bubble with her in late 2020 and she was still moaning about being skint. Her response was that her housemate's financial situation was nobody else's business - tacitly implying that the head of Channel 4 news was either a freeloader, or in some kind of financial difficulty. Absolute twit, as ever.So if they AVERAGE 42 meals between them, this second adult is a regular mouth to feed. Yet they are not contributing to costs at all? Or they are and Jack ISN'T stuck paying all the rent and bills herself? Which is it? Doesn't quite add up either way, does it?
Ignoring the dangerous advice here, it's amazing she can type Kickstart and not feel shame.
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