Jack Monroe #307 If she spent the same time doing minimum wage as she does cyber panhandling ...

[MistyWindows]

I done sent cattos

 

[Phillipa78]

Squigs, just...

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Joining in on mocking someone, but not a bully

It’s okay, squiggs are on it!

 

[traumatised sideboard]

As you may know, I'm something of an artist myself so I thought it was only fair if I used my left hand.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Surly catto.

 

[FrannyGallops]

She’s hidden these replies to her ‘I’m autistic, I literally can’t lie’ tweet

 

[Shimmering]

Jack,

If you literally can't lie, why did you recommend a book called Georgia Church Suppers in a list of books about Eastern European cookery, going so far as to declare the book "a banger" when the book was about Georgia the state, not Georgia the country?

How did that happen when you literally can't lie because of your autism?

 

[Shimmering]

You said your lawyer was pro bono and you didn't need to pay fees.

You also said the defendants would pay your fees.

You said you had instructed lawyers - is that possible without arranging how they will be paid?

Now your lawyer might take fees so you need to hang on to those PayPal donations just in case? Have arrangements been made to identify those donations made to the potential legal fees in the event they are not required so that they can be returned? Or will they be kept?

Shouldn't you make an announcement on twitter regarding the legal fee donations so that people can ask for them to be returned if they aren't needed?

Or was there a disclaimer in the original tweet that said "donations will be retained by the owner in the event that they are not required to fund legal action"?

But it's OK, you were open about it. In a tweet you've now deleted.

Where is the transparency and accountability?

Where is the fairness for people who have donated in good faith to fund legal action?

Is there really no protection for people in these cases?

 

[FlirtyThirty]

*inserts one of us gif*

 

[Orphan_Black]

I wanted in on the kitty doodles...

Spoiler: CAT

 

[Prognosis Negative]

Text should be more circular/sun catto less creepy but my coordination LEFT

 

[Pocahontas]

... She’d be earning plenty in no time.

Congrats on the thread title to @Griftymcgriftface

Sooo, Jack may be feeling the cold chill of no clear direction from 1 Israel Street. She’s also unhappy to discover mean things being said about her on The Other Site Where Mitherers Talk, and needs a special ops team stat to hunt and gather any further discussion of the impending lawsuit.

Meanwhile, as a palate cleanser, she’s eating cooking bacon and sardines, I think that’s the general gist.

Also, space squig wants an unboxing video:

Jack Monroe #306 Jack and the Giant Lawsuit

space squig still wants harold to make a video...

tattle.life

She’s changed her header photo:

Jack Monroe #306 Jack and the Giant Lawsuit

Jack is going to be BUSY. We are not mean about your child. We show more concern than you do on your socials tweeting all day and night. End of message.

tattle.life

And - she’s autistic and cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny. Baby got Jack.

Jack Monroe #306 Jack and the Giant Lawsuit

Jack is going to be BUSY. We are not mean about your child. We show more concern than you do on your socials tweeting all day and night. End of message.

tattle.life

Newbies, please read our wiki. Thread title suggestions, please use the words ‘thread title’ and no swears else it’s the wooden spoon.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I

I have immortalized this day in ART.

(And @Geetbo, I beg to differ )

I am quite sad I am the worst artist in the canal. Bad mentals send cashos.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

Bringing the canal's cattos over to this thread beause they're making me giggle.

Spoiler: Canal Cattos

@Jelly Bean :

@MancBee :

@Geetbo :

@Griftymcgriftface :

@Archduchess of Luxembourg :

@kachoochoo :

@People-huv-tae-know :

@Lazarus :

@DisgruntledGoat :

And @Pocahontas :

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[Terrible]

Matt Catt

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I made an effort this time and I'm going to need a big Dino nap and more cashos.

 

[Feck]

 

[HotesTilaire]

Limited edition, signed by the artist -who used the “good pens” to create. The piece is unique, semi surrealist style. 1 of 1 limited edition. Please send casho in the mail to avoid tax, thanks very Matt much

 

[Geetbo]

The MN thread has had a lot of posts deleted from it though

I can’t believe Jack has forced me to go on fucking mumsnet.

OT but some of the shit they get worked up about on there is incredible. There’s a 20 page thread about egg mayo.