I'm pretty sure the red group is the monoply sweet spot, followed by the orange. Could be wrong though. You have to take into account all the chance cards as well, ie people being sent back to go etc.
Jack Monroe #276 Breakfast at Griftany’s
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Just imagine the tantrum if she lost though…! You’d let her win at ‘Happy Families’ just to keep the peace.
We need one (J1g) called Breakfast at Sniffany's.
I'll shut the door on my way out....
Well I for one would love a game of Jackopoly
“I might actually play the other inmates”. OMFG Jack‘s political prisoners of Twitter story was actually true!
"You've won 2nd prize in a beauty contest, however disqualified due to all the Facetuning."
I wish there was a "yawn" reaction, cos boardgame Jack is the most boring yet
No word on the ASDA rebranding? Pay a £200 fine or go to Jail
No word on the ASDA rebranding? Pay a £200 fine or go to Jail
Love the breadcrumbing…SB, sons dad…OH
Nobody gives a duck Jack. Just stop breadcrumbing. Nobody is going to ask you because NOBODY CARES.
Nobody gives a duck Jack. Just stop breadcrumbing. Nobody is going to ask you because NOBODY CARES.
Hang on a sec, she says her son, her son's dad AND her OH? Meaning they're two different people?
*rips up betting slips
And they’re not on Twitter, which rules out Sue Perkins yay. Sorry @L3moning it also rules out RSM thankfully!
I refuse to believe there are that many people in the world willing to spend time with her wittering on about tit (ie 2 adults)
Whoop de do she plays monopoly but the LFC version of course. I’m surprised seeing the money and houses doesn’t trigger her PTSD. What’s your favourite colour to buy? Who remembers when sunny delight came out and turned people orange? Who bought a cover for their Nokia 3310?
Whoop de do she plays monopoly but the LFC version of course. I’m surprised seeing the money and houses doesn’t trigger her PTSD. What’s your favourite colour to buy? Who remembers when sunny delight came out and turned people orange? Who bought a cover for their Nokia 3310?
Confirmation OH is not SB dad
So she’s clocked monopoly is all about cash flow, and yet has no interest in replicating that IRL? You’re so close to that £800k home hun yet so far 🥹
Then again, if Jack told me that grass was green I would look out of the window to check. You can’t believe a word she says, so I’ve adopted my new tactic of everything is a lie until proven otherwise. The opposite of how I behave with every other human in the world.
Coopsy and the sentient mirror are both still in the running though, right?
I cant bear her , so smug and unfunny. Honestly if her & Jack got together i would Laugh my socks off & think at least they weren't ruining two other people's lives
Where did she fit the forensic monopoly maths into her 16 hour days, 8 days a week?! 
Your presenter gig on TV is ‘terrible’. Move back three spaces.
You’ll never grift enough for a house, please choose another board game. The end.
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