Jack Monroe #276 Breakfast at Griftany’s

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Cucumberthunder

Cucumberthunder

Imagine is deleting stuff was hard on twitter...

(I've not squiged as dril is a comedy account with 1.6m followers)

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HotesTilaire

HotesTilaire

ThunderClapForCapers said:
There is a lot of great stuff on Twitter right now and I think Jack knows she is losing an ability to control it. Have hidden these links as there are too many entries to squiggle, but interesting discussions below. Hope this is OK to share but please delete if not.

Never seen this angle before. Can't decide if it is thought-provoking or a little too far-fetched.

MOD EDIT: Please don't post embedded links to non-blue tick Twitter accounts.

The one below is within the much bigger 'Marilyn Monroe' account thread. The person who started the main thread and received a warning from JM has protected their account. It does open up occasionally to allow reading at times when they unprotect the account. It is worth looking out for as contains plenty of interesting material and lots of new quote tweets.

Meanwhile Tattle continues to react to QPR revelations .....
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I screened the embedded tweet to squiggle for you, then I got distracted. Then the mods came and, well, you know the rest.
Embedded tweets are the worst, because they won’t load, get taken down, then they don’t exist. Whereas screenshots are forever!
 

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traumatised sideboard

traumatised sideboard

Whoever was manifesting Sex Jack dreams you'll be hearing from my lawyers. Thankfully it was nowhere near as bad as it could've been and I only dreamed that Jack wrote a very long blog post declaring she was bisexual and I said 'wow, woman discovers the existence of bisexuality' and thought of this gif. That's my very exciting anecdote about my own dreams. You're welcome.

 
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Into_the_tunnel

Into_the_tunnel

HotesTilaire said:
I screened the embedded tweet to squiggle for you, then I got distracted. Then the mods came and, well, you know the rest.
Embedded tweets are the worst, because they won’t load, get taken down, then they don’t exist. Whereas screenshots are forever!
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Are they forever? What if phones become obsolete?

What if the sun becomes a red giant and eats all the phones?

What if the universe collapses?

Sorry Hotes. Being a twit as per. When I don’t understand words (cognitive impairment because of LC/too many giant buttons)I resort to being a child.
 
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SquattyPotty

traumatised sideboard said:
Whoever was manifesting Sex Jack dreams you'll be hearing from my lawyers. Thankfully it was nowhere near as bad as it could've been and I only dreamed that Jack wrote a very long blog post declaring she was bisexual and I said 'wow, woman discovers the existence of bisexuality' and thought of this gif. That's my very exciting anecdote about my own dreams. You're welcome.

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Sex Jack, Sex Jack,
You brought Sex Jack back,
I bet you dreamt about her wearing nothing but that hat.
 
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BeautifulTrauma

BeautifulTrauma

Toffee finger said:
I’ve just seen Asda are stopping Smart Price and replacing it with Just Essentials which will have double the range. Weird they’ve changed it now seeing as Jack only just managed to get Mr Asda to start producing the Smart Price range again..

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/asda-set-axe-smart-price-23523704
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I was just driving home from work and this came on the national radio. Let me tell you I nearly spat out the can of coke I was drinking when I burst out laughing.
She doesn’t have a clue does she? No tweets, nothing from her about Mr Asda and saving poverty. Almost like she had zero involvement in it?
 
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Emmapism

Emmapism

Asda are discontinuing smart price?! They're trying to kill poor people! Don't look into any further. My hot take should be plenty.

*Emmapism retweeted*
 
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Smeghead

Smeghead

Toffee finger said:
I’ve just seen Asda are stopping Smart Price and replacing it with Just Essentials which will have double the range. Weird they’ve changed it now seeing as Jack only just managed to get Mr Asda to start producing the Smart Price range again..

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/asda-set-axe-smart-price-23523704
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She’s been working with them behind the scenes on it. There’s a Just Essentials Fresh Tomato and Tin of Tomato Soup; Just Essentials Peach and Prune Curry Sauce and Just Essentials Powdered Mushroom A La Radiator mix. All are at 335 per cent below the Vimes Boots Index inflation recommended price. They will have her face on the tins and packets so you know that they’re guaranteed Jack Monroe essential Smart Price Just Essential prices from 1978.
 
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PortiaControl

PortiaControl

She won't be able to resist biting here surely?

Maybe she's been working extensively behind the scenes with Mr. Asda on the new range.

ETA: Snap @Smeghead!
 
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Elastoblast

Elastoblast

JM invades all aspects of life. This cartoon triggered me this afternoon
Three stages of reading...scroll through Facebook...ooh a funny cat cartoon....alight on second last box...suffer images of slop and inexplicable eggs...aaargh
 

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kachoochoo

kachoochoo

sex jack
sex jack
TOOT TOOT sex jack
jack's about as sexy as a yellow plastic mac
 
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