So Asda are rebranding their basic range, just as Tesco and Sainsbos did (don't know about Morrisons). Wtf has it got to do with Jack? They've probably been working on it for a couple of years.
Jack Monroe #276 Breakfast at Griftany’s
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She invented the concept of value ranges.
Right after she first dreamed of visiting Anfield....
She invented it at the same time as healthy start vouchers. When she was 11. It’s how she got into Westcliffe.
Yep. The Tesco value range blue and white stripes were inspired by her very first QPR kit, with the red added as she became a lifelong Liverpool fan
I’m sorry, you were going WHERE???
The healthy start thing is my favourite lie. I wish I'd seen it in the wild
Deluuuuusionaaal.
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I read that as Westlife. Lord above. Mind, she is Oirish
My favourite is when Jack claimed to set up the scheme that doesn’t actually exist , and a squig gave us this gem of a thread title 
Agreed. Even if she comes out and says it was nothing to do with her, they'd still say she must've had some influence on it etc. Ignoring the fact that something like this would probably take the best part of 6 months from inception to launch.
You can tell when she's been caught in a lie because she doesn't reply. It was the same when someone called her out on her patreon the other day, she said they were lying, they pulled receipts then no reply. Same as her not replying to tweets on the Tiffany's earrings.My favourite is when Jack claimed to set up the scheme that doesn’t actually exist , and a squig gave us this gem of a thread title
The best thread title is still "Hold my hoverboard, Lou, the squigs want to see my new PJs", though. Or "Why you sob? Russell Hobb"My favourite is when Jack claimed to set up the scheme that doesn’t actually exist , and a squig gave us this gem of a thread title
All this kickyball business reminds me of that time David Cameron got his teams mixed up.
Perhaps Jack's very calculated PR team could get a rumour going about her Sex Jacking a pig to distract from all this QPR/Liverpool confusion.
Perhaps Jack's very calculated PR team could get a rumour going about her Sex Jacking a pig to distract from all this QPR/Liverpool confusion.
When she was in the band they were called Best Life
I started making up a serious of rhymes to console my crying baby based on "Why you sob? Russell Hobb"
Why you cry? Milk went bye
Why you yell? Nappy smell
Why you scream? Big bad dream
Etc
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