heretoreaditall2019
VIP Member
I know it’s hard, but pls try and remember this is just one month & one Patreon payday.
The avg tenure of a subscriber is in the months, not years. Her old audience were an anomaly with relatively low monthly churn - but she was on the pure out and out keep us fed level grift back then so they likely saw it more akin to a charitable donation.
Brands invest millions in staff & marketing spend & technology for acquisition and retention, you’d spend tens of thousands buying the audience Jack has been given by Nigella but that maketh a viable business not. This is a short sharp burst of life, she won’t fulfil and it’ll slowly die a death over the course of this year.
What’s the market cap for this grift? Looks like we’re reaching it tbh with additions slowing down? And what’s their tolerance for bs like? Once she loses someone pissed off at lack of fulfilment to cancel she won’t re capture them & worse, they’ll be active naysayers. This audience are just liberal luvvies likely wanting something to show for their support of top poorTM. When they get charged £20,40, whatever twice in a week they’re gonna be pissed but hold out as it’s a sunk cost - when they never receive anything they’ll be fuming and we’ll be here to watch it play out. Brilliant!
Plus, we have 250 odd threads heavily referencing her Patreon antics that rank highly on Google, we are her very own poor trust pilot score.
Obvs have never seen anything like this in a professional capacity (so this isn’t based in solid science/granular big maths) but I’d be incredibly surprised if she had over 500 subs in 3/4 months.
The avg tenure of a subscriber is in the months, not years. Her old audience were an anomaly with relatively low monthly churn - but she was on the pure out and out keep us fed level grift back then so they likely saw it more akin to a charitable donation.
Brands invest millions in staff & marketing spend & technology for acquisition and retention, you’d spend tens of thousands buying the audience Jack has been given by Nigella but that maketh a viable business not. This is a short sharp burst of life, she won’t fulfil and it’ll slowly die a death over the course of this year.
What’s the market cap for this grift? Looks like we’re reaching it tbh with additions slowing down? And what’s their tolerance for bs like? Once she loses someone pissed off at lack of fulfilment to cancel she won’t re capture them & worse, they’ll be active naysayers. This audience are just liberal luvvies likely wanting something to show for their support of top poorTM. When they get charged £20,40, whatever twice in a week they’re gonna be pissed but hold out as it’s a sunk cost - when they never receive anything they’ll be fuming and we’ll be here to watch it play out. Brilliant!
Plus, we have 250 odd threads heavily referencing her Patreon antics that rank highly on Google, we are her very own poor trust pilot score.
Obvs have never seen anything like this in a professional capacity (so this isn’t based in solid science/granular big maths) but I’d be incredibly surprised if she had over 500 subs in 3/4 months.
