RamblerOfLandandMouth
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Well beautiful tattle folk it's been a while and I need to catch up but I come bearing gifts (if not already shared) saw this and knew I had to come here ... the comments are special
Just coming up ITT (I’ve switched over but they said she’d be on after the break)
ETA - yeah she’s on I just checked. HER HAIR THOUGH!!!!!
Imagine the advertShe'll commit atrocities to their infamous prawn ring.
Go on, just imagine Jack saying 'prawn ring'. Let that sink in.
You are a Hotes because that is one hell of a recap. So much has happened in such a short time.In our last thread
-The blueticker wall has fallen. Yesterday it was “thanks H” to Hugh Grant, today it’s retweets by Mom.
-One plucky accountant challenged Jack’s Jackonomics thread.
All queries were originally met with the excuse that prices were based on Jack’s Local Supermarket. The sun was hardly on the wane when snark attack Jack appeared. All queries are now rebutted with Jack’s “lived experience” of being poor where she had to use socks and free newspapers as sanitary towels. Or something.
-The Editor of the Financial Times gently, carefully tried to tell Jack she was wrong. You in trouble, girl! She threatened to apply for a job. Job requirements- experienced economist interested in journalism. Snigger.
-just when it all seemed too much to bear, WHO DAT appeared on BBC news dressed as Karen Monroe and then showed the makeshift studio created in one of her bathrooms. She has aworth around £60. Always wanted to picture that, thanks Jack.squatty potty
-It seems so long ago, but after staying up all night taking the mascaras and palettes out of the apothecary draws and putting tea in them, Jack rearranged the kitchen to look like a 70s themed nightmare. With Burberry scarf in full view.
-she didn’t go to bed last nigh, so now she’s been awake 41 hours LBC tomorrow!
omg still grunking, sorry.