This article came up in my Google news feed this morning and I am now fully convinced Jack has one hundo percent got some sort of metal poisoning. Maybe she's got a periodic table loyalty card.
Jack Monroe #230 Black-ish
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Did u make these?Someone’s been bored on a Sunday…
Oh my days
What’s bizarre is no one would even know this was available if we weren’t lady Poirots, no men here thankyouverymuch!! Why doesn’t she advertise anything she does?
I’m not even commenting on the bleeping VEG PEEL falafel
I'm assuming it's going to double up as her pre-Christmas insta content ....
WATCH THIS SPACE!!
STOP WITH THE VEG PEELINGS! JUST STOP!
If vegetables are clean and organic don't bother peeling them
If vegetables are very dirty or sprayed, peel them and COMPOST THE PEELINGS
Those are the only reasonable ways to deal with veg peelings. I'm closing the book on the matter.
If vegetables are clean and organic don't bother peeling them
If vegetables are very dirty or sprayed, peel them and COMPOST THE PEELINGS
Those are the only reasonable ways to deal with veg peelings. I'm closing the book on the matter.
The apple is to eat when you realise the potatoes are tit
I think someone has confiscated the phone again and the insta posts are timed.
We really do NOT need fetish Jack.Someone’s been bored on a Sunday…
Is Jack trying to get the attention of Suzie Krueger? I don't recommend anyone of a delicate disposition to Google Suzie...she hosts Gay and Lesbian fetish nights in London.
It just literally makes no sense. It's Christmas, so you have lots of leftovers to cook with? OK fair enough, give us some useful recipes for stuff that might be conceivably left over. But if you have lots of leftovers who is going to faff about with stuff that you'd normally just put in the compost? THERE ARE MORE PRESSING LEFTOVERS.
I never want to type the word 'leftover' again unless it's something to do with the TV series.
So out of touch! What kid's going to have 50g of blue cheese knocking around? I eye-rolled so hard I can see all four walls of the living room...
Is the lack of social media engagement with her collab campaigns, considering she’s got a large Twitter following, because the hiring companies won’t pay for an extra tier on the JM contract? I’m not sure how these things work but I’d assume she’d look for payment for various levels of engagement. Looking at that Bristol Sports Foundation thing - which I have keen interest in - it would have been a bung for recipes geared around children and the major sponsors But nothing else like posting the tit out of it on Instagram. The whole Idea is wrong. Hardly any parents and children are going to find this and even fewer of them doing the cooking and posting results which is what would have been a business kpi for the JM investment. Looking at the Bristol Foundation Board there is a strong lack of roots in public health and social care. So much money wasted on doing stupid stuff with stupid people with a view to satisfying investors. JM has perhaps become the undeserved beneficiary of funds earmarked to help people better feed their children.
Psst - Bubble and squeak
I looked at the Bristol Sports Foundation page but couldn't see any mention of Jack?
This person is clearly not a Tattler, our Photoshop skills are far betterSomeone’s been bored on a Sunday…
They posted the pudding recipe on their Facebook and Twitter pages.
It's so bloody angering that she gets paid good money for that tripe. It doesn't even matter that the recipes are terribly written and unclear as nobody in their right mind is gonna follow one of them anyway. She posted half of them for #content at the time of producing! She can't even save them so that they're exclusive because she can't be arsed to do f-all else 
She really continues doing the absolute bare minimum!
She really continues doing the absolute bare minimum!
Fetish Jack is on-brand for her. Lots of expensive kit to buy. You won’t be able to criticise her again because it’s ‘kink shaming’. A built in community for Jack to join and instantly start talking down to as if she’s the expert (see also Recovery Jack, Long Covid Jack).
She never posts about her collabs on Twitter because it might stop people from mashing that tip jar button or sending over their winter fuel allowance to her Patreon if they know she’s got money coming in.
The Sticky Brown Poo recipe on her insta is yet to clear 1,000 likes, which is tragic. She presumably tagged in Netflix and Aardman in the hope that they might re-post it but I'm fairly sure neither are going to mess up their grids with that.
Genuine question - if you want to do zero-waste and so you repurpose veg peelings into falafel, why wouldn’t you make your life easier by never peeling your veg in the first place? Then you could use less carrot, and save his nose for making falafel another day. And it would be fresher.
peeled or chopped my little nemesis? Which should it be?
nothing till after Christmas 
See Jack's hair in that Boggin Robin yoke, it reminds me of Liz in Degrassi Junior High
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