Jack Monroe #230 Black-ish

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This shows how ignorant I am about flour, I thought besan was a typo for bean and didn't even question it. :oops: Don't ask me wtf I thought bean flour was!
I thought the whole thing was a typo, I thought the gram was a measurement put in there by accident 🥴. But who's going to use another flour when plain flour will suffice?
 
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This shows how ignorant I am about flour, I thought besan was a typo for bean and didn't even question it. :oops: Don't ask me wtf I thought bean flour was!
Rinsed baked beans whizzed in the Nutribullet for 3 hours, of course! #JacksXmasHacks
 
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a tragedy on the lidl packing shelf today

poor thing keeled over while seemingly thinking of applying for a job. so close to xmas too. condolences to mrs jackdaw and the fledglings

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Clearly no one proof reads Jack's Recipes. If they did, she wouldn't have been published. They are of the same 'one and done' ilk.
They haven't been checked for logic or grammar so I will be BOLD and suggest that when Jack says they've been checked by multiple home economists.....

 
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Has Jack ever actually met a child?
Can you imagine trying to feed them blue cheese soup followed by sticky brown poo?
 
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Has Jack ever actually met a child?
Can you imagine trying to feed them blue cheese soup followed by sticky brown poo?
It reminds me of that Gilmore Girls episode where Sookie has to cater for a kids party and makes ridiculous stuff like chocolate cake with a rum ganache and Mac and cheese with jalapeños.

Except, ya know, Sookie was an actual chef, could cook etc.
 
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Has Jack ever actually met a child?
Can you imagine trying to feed them blue cheese soup followed by sticky brown poo?
They would probably laugh at the name and then cry in disbelief at the sight, smell and taste. (After waiting two hours for it to steaaaaam)
 
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Are falafels not meant to have some seasoning in them? Herbs and spices? These sound like if you tried one your mouth would be so dry you would be reaching for a bottle of angostura to quench your thirst.
 
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They haven't been checked for logic or grammar so I will be BOLD and suggest that when Jack says they've been checked by multiple home economists.....
Ahaha I'd forgotten that claim! Wasn't it also a team of nutritionists?
Classic Jack. Make something up to get out of a hole (always usually of her own creating) and hope nobody remembers it.
 
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