Jack Monroe #230 Black-ish

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moon app says Hi! A full moon chaos would be a lovely treat. Ideally a twitter pile on.
 
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Dear Cabal: I’ve found red lemonade in my local Tesco today. Going to mass post about my (half) Irish heritage on social media now.
 
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Is it a full moon tonight, Christ I don't need a chaos my kids are doing that well themselves. Between that and Christmas in 6 days. They are really giddy and causing havoc.
Maybe you should sit them down for a nice game of affirmation cards and some wilted salad bag and cream cheese sandwiches
 
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Hellooooo Trifle D! Glad you’re owl and champagne, it is well deserved.
 
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Maybe you should sit them down for a nice game of affirmation cards and some wilted salad bag and cream cheese sandwiches
That could work, it would definately make them miserable caLM down.

I live on Christmas hope that she out doing something festive with the boy. I am deluded of course but I can hope.
 
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They should change it to Dr Colin. Especially the deconstructed one in a jar they've started doing (whyyyy?)
 
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It was indeed a Colin @HotesTilaire , and thank you @Hollaaa for clearing up the mystery of what those jars I've seen people with are, a deconstructed caterpillar cake was not my first guess.
From now on I am going to refer to those cakes as Dr Colins.
I'll see if I can get a photo of one in an NHS lanyard.

Related, have you all seen Round Two occurring re light up gin? Aldi's twitter are on fire (again).
 
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Still gutted Mr KCC didn't win honorary frau of the year, now I'll never see him in a state of partial undress. I do love Trifle Defender though. I'm already booked in for my next tattoo.

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I’m sorry for the very late-to-the-Sloppies post, but I WAS BUSY! Thank(space)you so much for the hard work that went into it, I felt very much like a fancy smol pixie at an awards show😁 I wish there was some way to explain to non-Tattlers the hilarity of a dead bird glove or kettle insurance🤣What a great Cable this is♥
 
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Goodnight cable! I’m hoping to wake up to a jack Christmas chaos about the Tory WhatsApp group or the dodgy sage predictions!
 
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Still gutted Mr KCC didn't win honorary frau of the year, now I'll never see him in a state of partial undress. I do love Trifle Defender though. I'm already booked in for my next tattoo.

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I feel your pain, trifle defender who?

here's little a mr kcc, as a treat

(originally posted on my birthday in june. if mr kcc actually looked like jack, there would be no mr kcc!)

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Beautiful fraus and qween @Switchstreetz - I have been as busy as duck OFF this weekend but thank you so much for gently, slowly and sloppily proving that this corner of a mendacious hellsite is lolacious AF.

I give you this in lieu of a badly printed armageddon sunset tree.

 
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I think she knows and this is her way of letting the Cable know she’s celebrating 🥳. Hope so!

I voted for the beige blancmange think with the crust and the sparklers and the giant mosquito in the background but in reflection the Christmas dinner deserves to have won hands down

#sloppies2021
The 'blink twice' has been replaced by wheeling out a trifle reference from anyone whose hearts beats for the cabal.

And I love Trifley D!
 
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