I had to review the Sloppies again on a tablet to appreciate some of the aspects my phone kept from me. The montage 
and the HMRC music brought me out in January hives.
and the HMRC music brought me out in January hives.
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Thankspaceyou so much, Dear @Switchstreetz, and the whole cabal who make these threads the funniest place to be. Comedy? Completed it, mate!
I wore bright clothes to the awards to signal my friends that something is off and I am really depressed since I always wear black. I was also late for maximum attention seeking.
I am genuinely humbled to be part of such a clever group of Frauen and Herren who are so compassionate, witty, knowledgeable, interesting and bloody hilarious that make me hoot in the early morning hours on a grunk. When I found the cabal I was properly poor. The Corona circumstances had thrown me into a situation of despair. Thank god I had offers of help from lovely people (that I did not accept except from one friend who I have helped a lot during the last 10 years) but I never rattled the tip jar and never went sadfishing.
I was too poor myself to donate to any organisation during the last Sloppies but I vowed to give something as soon as I could.
I will contact my local food bank tomorrow and make a donation.
And now get to absolute duck x
I wore bright clothes to the awards to signal my friends that something is off and I am really depressed since I always wear black. I was also late for maximum attention seeking.
I am genuinely humbled to be part of such a clever group of Frauen and Herren who are so compassionate, witty, knowledgeable, interesting and bloody hilarious that make me hoot in the early morning hours on a grunk. When I found the cabal I was properly poor. The Corona circumstances had thrown me into a situation of despair. Thank god I had offers of help from lovely people (that I did not accept except from one friend who I have helped a lot during the last 10 years) but I never rattled the tip jar and never went sadfishing.
I was too poor myself to donate to any organisation during the last Sloppies but I vowed to give something as soon as I could.
I will contact my local food bank tomorrow and make a donation.
And now get to absolute duck x
Sounds like I need to make sure my hands are insta ready, don't worry dear heart, I already know what to request at the nail salon!Nobody tell @Switchstreetz but I've booked us in for lunch at the Harvester salad bar followed by an Eastenders matinée, wish me luck lads
Edit: oh my god... can slopbot officiate the wedding
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You’re so lovely Scammy S. What you said about being able to donate this year reminded me of what I said last year, and I’m going to quote myself like an absolute wick -
“there’s been times when I couldn’t afford to donate to any causes, what I’ve donated today isn’t much, but I know that the fact that I’m able to donate anything is a privilege in itself.”
Because no-one should feel bad if they can’t donate, and it doesn’t take away from what @Switchstreetz has done in being so thoughtful and helping us help a cause we all care about.
On a lighter note, the Eye Of Sauron award made me realise, us ninnies probably talk about the Eye Of Sauron the most out of anyone on the internet, second only to people actually talking about Lord Of The Rings!
Sorry for the double post but, I just heard the voice of Slopbot singing…Sounds like I need to make sure my hands are insta ready, don't worry dear heart, I already know what to request at the nail salon!
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Edit: oh my god... can slopbot officiate the wedding
you. are. now. both. marrieeed.
you have said the vow
you may kiss the fraauu
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meant to say earlier, dear heart @Switchstreetz, I really enjoyed having my "who bleeping knows?" on my notepad for the most urgent item on my list!
honestly, I'm so glad I ever joined in here with this awful cabal of mendacious ninnies!
honestly, I'm so glad I ever joined in here with this awful cabal of mendacious ninnies!
@Switchstreetz that was brilliant! Thank space you for putting it all together 
Will make sure to pop some slop into the donation bin when I'm out later
Will make sure to pop some slop into the donation bin when I'm out later
alright lads, been on my jollies and have come back to the sloppies and new threads galore!
More exciting than Xmas!
More exciting than Xmas!
Egg, bean, they’re interchangeable
Imagine ol' Gretski googles Jack and ends up the youngest Frau in Cable history.
Translated into Catalan- ho ha completat amic !
I really don’t get what it is with people and twitter. It’s not the early days of it any more. Where do people decide that what Jack Monroe needs is a message from Greta Thunberg, and the only missing link is them posting? They treat it like some kind of local radio phone-in.
Also, a nineteen year old doesn’t need the responsibility of cheering Mackie up.
How dare you, squiggle.
It's stuff like this that makes her a a Sloppie winner (a Slopette?)Just perusing our winner TrifleyD's twitter and saw a quote from her newsletter...oooh the shade
I hope ICO squiggle isn’t disappointed at being runner up. She was so excited to be nominated.
Sorry but this might be the funniest squig comment I’ve ever seen.
They’re asking Greta, Greta “tirelessly fighting against climate change” Thunberg to stop and tweet Jack about her latest sadfishing lies. OMG!
It reminds me of Kevin Bridges’ stand-up set about the credit crunch where he said it’s Africa’s turn to host a Live Aid for the UK.
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There have been a couple of conversations about Jack which always get zapped, I discovered Tattle from one of those convos before it was deleted.
Right now there is a thread completely attacking Katie Price. I think talking about her drink drive sentence is valid but there is one person who posted that Harvey is disabled because of her actions in pregnancy and that was left up.
at the Sloppies. Bravo @Switchstreetz. Although hearing the HMRC bop this close to Jan made me hyperventilate (am I Jack??).
These eggs are truli inexplicable. Whyyy.Sounds like I need to make sure my hands are insta ready, don't worry dear heart, I already know what to request at the nail salon!
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I cry
Eggy nails. I die
Just had to 🔺️ this, is she referring to
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