Can you imagine a restaurant with Jack at the helm?! It would open days late, everyone would be left waiting around for her to show up, the food - doesn't even need mentioning, then two days later she'd never speak of it again and it would cease to exist! Just lonely little squig voices tweeting into the abyss "Jack, is your restaurant open? I tried to book but there's no answer..."
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Don’t mention the cutlery, not sure @MancBee has recovered yet
Can't wait for the boutique taverna Covid Kitchen, catering to the impaired of smell and taste, to open 6 weeks behind schedule, serve poorly-cooked fish egg, fishy egg, eggy fish or straight up horse jizz delicacies and then mysteriously go on fire 3 days later after all the terrible bullying reviews make it online.
Edit: lol jinx NotTonighty B x
Edit: lol jinx NotTonighty B x
Surely inexplicable egg would feature
I wouldn't put it past Jack to go full Audrey and belt out 'Somewhere that's green' whilst in a fugue state (Mom is Seymour, obviously) and fantasising about their idyllic, suburban life together.
Jay Rayner did a review in the Guardian this week about a posh new pub/restaurant that has opened up in what was one of the roughest part of Salford. He was waxing lyrical about the food though even he thought it was expensive.
I would pay good money to read his review of Jack's Greek-ish Taverna. Though it could be something unique like an Irish Taverna serving Greek/Irish fusion food...goodness knows what that would look like.
She could be the first autistic/ADHD/Trans/Pan/Fibro/CarbonMonoxide poisoned head chef ever!
I am absolutely here for a group of investors depending on Jack to open and run a restaurant. Can you IMAGINE. Some of those poor squiggles, honestly. They'll be putting her in their wills
Bugger I meant alcoholic/austistic/ADHD/Trans/Pan/Fibro/CarbonMonoxide poisoned head chef ever
Ahhh, now I know why she's been insufferable the last couple of days.
New notice from Companies House issued on Monday, so hence the manic tin rattling!! Sorry if this has been posted already dear fraus. Two months from now, is Valentines Day!
New notice from Companies House issued on Monday, so hence the manic tin rattling!! Sorry if this has been posted already dear fraus. Two months from now, is Valentines Day!
We all know by now there's only one kind of dough Jack's really interested in 
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Has anyone managed to triangulate the two years that Jack was fully vegan? No, I thought not.
Could explain all the sniffing she does.
How does one 'show cause to the contrary'? I never understand these things
Also the nose fluctuations??? No experience with c use, is this a thing? I just remember being shocked at the appearance of her nose sometimes. I can picture it being a thing in the circles she used to move in during Allegra times.
That's just being an omnivore. JACK I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL
So does she still have to pay her taxes?
Does she have any assets in the company?
Maybe she thinks it's better this then being subject to scrutiny on her earnings?
I wish I understood more, but I am a mere basic paye worker. Not maverick enough for the self employed life.
Oh well it can't be Jack, we know she's not difficult to work with. She did a big thread telling us so.
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