Jack Monroe #230 Black-ish

[Captainmouse]

Brooklyn beckham has a new cooking show

 

[L3moning]

Lol Cyprus isn’t in it though

Spoiler: football

This does remind me that there are three combinations of countries that UEFA won't allow to play each other.

Albania and Serbia (because of riots last time, among other political reasons)

Armenia and Azerbaijan (for political reasons, since they're frequently at war)

And

Spain and Gibraltar, which I suspect is more so they don't get large amounts of English hooligans pretending to be Gibraltar fans and causing chaos

 

[Lanie]

Sorry if asked before but do we know the status of whether Copper is intact & if Mini is female?
Cos there’s gunna be trouble if so, another potential selfish cat act by our Jackie Gal


I just love the fact they’ve spelt their name wrong….

I do think cooper is neutered. Most male cats spray everywhere it left intact and are house cats so much better to neuter.

 

[colouredlines]

Spoiler: football

This does remind me that there are three combinations of countries that UEFA won't allow to play each other.

Albania and Serbia (because of riots last time, among other political reasons)

Armenia and Azerbaijan (for political reasons, since they're frequently at war)

And

Spain and Gibraltar, which I suspect is more so they don't get large amounts of English hooligans pretending to be Gibraltar fans and causing chaos

Spoiler: reply

Nothing to do with hooliganism, everything to do with sovereignty issues.

Drunken English people causing chaos is an incredibly common sight in Spain.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I do think cooper is neutered. Most male cats spray everywhere it left intact and are house cats so much better to neuter.

There is photographic evidence of his rear floating around for eternity on t'internet, should anyone feel inclined to check.

 

[Geetbo]

Why would they choose Jack for a Bristol Sport thing? She’s not from Bristol (G-d please don’t bring us Bristolian Jack) and other than ditching her cane to supposedly train for a marathon, she’s never shown any interest in sport.

And if it’s a thing for kids, why use dried prunes and figs? No matter how hilarious the name, 99% of kids are not going to eat a bleeping prune.

Because all of her food can be graded according to the Bristol Stool Chart.

 

[Powershower]

Forgive me if I’m being thick, but why couldn’t she just make sourdough or white bread? Always got to be a hint of this, or a dash of that.

My money is on it being warburtons white bread “with sourdough” range. There’s no way she could make a plain loaf, no way at all

 

[Boyo]

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Streaky smoked bacon. Black pudding. Deep fried cod roe. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again #90%vegan

 

[Flivver]

Hold on with your Brioche requests fraus, I'm still waiting on ALL the ideas she had for "3 massive bowls of Pumpkin seeds and flesh"

Compost or landfill. Take your pick.

 

[Terrible]

I’m still utterly bemused that she can plug her vegan(ish) book in one tweet, IMMEDIATELY followed by a tweet on how a vegan diet made her physically and mentally ill.

And still the squiggs stay quiet.

 

[Flash123]

Lol Cyprus isn’t in it though

The group also is waiting to see whether Cyprus or Estonia join the group which would be extra!

 

[Geetbo]

I’m still utterly bemused that she can plug her vegan(ish) book in one tweet, IMMEDIATELY followed by a tweet on how a vegan diet made her physically and mentally ill.

And still the squiggs stay quiet.

And a picture of basically an entire carcass on a slice of mighty white.

 

[Pavlova]

Hold on with your Brioche requests fraus, I'm still waiting on ALL the ideas she had for "3 massive bowls of Pumpkin seeds and flesh"

I s'pose now is not the time to say....
.....g r a n o l a

 

[Whaa?]

I’m still utterly bemused that she can plug her vegan(ish) book in one tweet, IMMEDIATELY followed by a tweet on how a vegan diet made her physically and mentally ill.

And still the squiggs stay quiet.

Jacks twitter is not the place for debate, as any of her followers can see by looking at her timeline.

 

[Boyo]

That particular yorkie also reminded me of this abomination:

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Now I'm imagining Jack creating something similar and forcing diners at her future small taverna to suck some kind of egg and fish froth out of a cast of her Pringles-enhanced gob.

I’m getting shivers just thinking what she’d serve cake out of.

 

[For the truth]

He’s a big Tom cat for sure but does he still have his baws as we’d say north of border? Tbf he looked fairly chilled in that previous photo with the kitten.

 

[Raver_Bear]

I am drunk on Prosecco catching up.
Let me get this straight.. Jack tweets about her ‘amazing’ vegan cookbook (*cough* it’s crap *cough*) then tweets the most un-vegan dish she can think of?
And I’m sorry but wtf is ‘slightly sourdough’ of whatever it is she has said?
I think Jack, it is in fact YOU that is the SOUR dough.


sorry I’m a bit tipsy and I can’t think of a better insult.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

I’m still utterly bemused that she can plug her vegan(ish) book in one tweet, IMMEDIATELY followed by a tweet on how a vegan diet made her physically and mentally ill.

And still the squiggs stay quiet.

Ahh but that is because she is delicate and frail and therefore uniquely impacted

 

[Whaa?]

I wonder who is going to hire her to promote their products this Veganuary?

 

[Fruitjack]

You can all duck off with your Granola tit, I’ve been waiting for my secret ingredient since October 2020